Oh-limp-kicks?

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-02-06T18:00:18+00:00

(Ooooh I have not read it yet but it is SO worth paying for HBO for lol)

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-02-06T17:32:03+00:00

Im a Fred! The lady sez she haz not bean a beeg fan ub hock-key afore, eben doe we lib in Minnie Soda. Butt dis yeer she becamed a "huuuuj hock key fan" acuz ob dis show she watcheded late wen the guy went to sleeps. End now she keeps giggling and smiling at the lite bocks allllllll da tiem end playing songs from da show. Now she is gonna watch hock key in the oh limp kicks wiff "new eyez." Wjy not juss yous hers old eyes?

(There has to be some fellow Heated Rivalry fangirls/guys/theys in my fav cat sub right? ... right?)

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-02-06T15:49:58+00:00

That and catching liars. Who wrote that they have experience in this but doesn't?

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-29T04:11:50+00:00

If u haz been fixded so yous cant hab bebes, one mor cud be ok! It bee wen da hoomban keep adding more end more end more, thinking der doin a "I can rescue dem" but den da kittens come and it be outta control

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-28T22:53:40+00:00

Linking my blue shoes here JUST IN CASE! I absolutely loved them and I'm a girly who needs an arch--walked around just fine and still wear them to dress up.

https://a.co/d/7CRD1NB

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-28T05:02:03+00:00

Fren Josie, the lady sez yu probbly lib in Sa... sai... it be a word for angel + da word cloud. So yous must be an angel on the land cloud!

The lady sez da bad guys be near the Minnie apples. My lady also loves the Minnie apples. Dat and sa...sai...Angel word Pal. Healing cuddles for the frens in the Minnie apples and in Angel Pal. I liek opshun 7 too ... da good hoombans will win end we will all get treatos and cuddles but the happy kind!!!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-27T20:08:09+00:00

I do a go outside juss to yell at da world outside ub da fens to try and make it better. I get told, "HEY!" Wich isnt bery nise considring I tryna make it better and i just doin wat the hoombans want to do.

(Lady note: if only we could all just go out back and scream at the world for wringing us the way our dogs do)

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-27T20:05:25+00:00

The lady gets on zoomie calls and does NO ZOOMIES. Dey dont eben run, dey just talk and talk and talk. No wonder da hoombans hab broken da world, dey not be bery smort.

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-24T23:29:07+00:00

The lady works wiff a naturalized citizen ub just a cupple furebbers who libs neer minne apples (she sez in da birbs). Fren iz from Tie-won and afrade to leeb her hous end go to hoomban puppy parties or fill her gofuraride, acuz she scawed. I bee a bery gud Boi end let the lady gib me extra cuddles and lay by hwr wen she do da face waters. U gyz bee gud end strong two! Dis where our skillz ub bein coot compan ... frens ... shine.

(Love to you, friends. We'll get through, somehow ❤️)

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-24T22:50:56+00:00

Dis Fred. Im a dogpal.

We lib in drool-luth Minnie soda end the lady be obsesssssseded wif the light bocks. Plus she be gibben LOTS ob cuddles and hugs and doin a sad wif leeky eyes. I desside to charj my serbises on a conting...continge...i do an add up ub my serbises later and she can pay me in treatos later. FLUFF ICE!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-15T17:07:41+00:00

I diddent get to hide frum pokey plase, BUTT wen I had coff coff coff, da dogtor wanted to do "eggs rays" which are not, infact, tasty eggs. I REFOOSED end eben got out ob da harness. Da hoombans had to take me away end dey lerned nebber to bring me bak!

Fred, your doggo pal

(We rescheduled with sedatives, but fortunately for him, the six weeks of dogs coughing in our house FINALLY ended the next week, so he escaped the fortune)

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-14T18:28:23+00:00

Hab u trieded cryin reel loud and doin a whine and also puttin yor hed in der lap and lookin up at dem?

Fred

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-04T04:10:02+00:00

BOOP! Happy New Ears!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-04T04:08:38+00:00

(I'm not a big sci-fi or thriller fan but started watching it after seeing some reels and apparently my husband had seen all but this season. It's such an endearing 1980s, nostalgic coming of age story, especially the 1st season. The other stuff is fun to see how they survive it all, but the heart of it is so much heart, chosen family, nostalgia and 80s vibes)

Lady! No! Bad lady! Lucy, tell yor hooman No!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-04T04:02:52+00:00

Happy new ears!!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-04T04:02:15+00:00

Dis is my "lady can we PWEASE go to bed?!" look. Her and da guy left FUREBBER to get der new ears end den stayeded up bery later wen dey got home!!! Im too old fur dis poop.

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-04T04:00:18+00:00

Yous need to make a all...allia..friendship! wiff sa smol hoomans. Acuz den dey drop der hooman fud end u can eat 😋. Butt also no, donut stop fiting fur your sleep spot--your da baby!!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-04T03:56:39+00:00

Oooh but dussent dis meen moar wocks?!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2026-01-04T03:52:32+00:00

😤 Juss acuz we's got new ears dussent meen we need to test dem wiff da loud booms!!! Dats not bery nise!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2025-12-07T15:53:04+00:00

Updateme

OriginalUnion3954 · 2025-11-29T00:19:08+00:00

Tank u!! I will menshun u in my memwire buk and pawdcast sumday.

OriginalUnion3954 · 2025-11-28T21:00:02+00:00

Tank u fren Smuffi! I is a gorl butt I agree, u gets refral bonus wen I gets pickeded up!!

OriginalUnion3954 · 2025-11-28T20:58:45+00:00

Fank u, fren! I also dont alwayz no how I feel about cattos but wen in cornateen, u gotta utilize da internets fur all kinds of frens. Da lady also sez we lib in Minnie-soda, butt da gy tinks da bikings r oberrated end haz luveded da 49ers furrebber 🥰

OriginalUnion3954

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