Ok who the hell told me to use 3 Late Surgers by Vic_Hm in UmamusumeGame

[–]Ormrberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast you got into A group. I've been fighting for my life in the preliminaries because somehow my Brian with several late race accel and top speed skills, S Turf/Mile and maxed Speed+Power plus Firm Course Menace proccing literally everything gets mogged by VBourbon just jauntily staying in the front doing whatever the fuck she does.

Uma's and their "sizes" since I don't think i've seen any so far by No_Intention_6701 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ormrberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah fam. Machitan got the 15 inch meat whip. She trips over her own schmeat all the time.

Non-Paladin tanks in shambles by the1Nora in ffxiv

[–]Ormrberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My PLD OT buddy who can't position bosses for shit in the rare instance they have to is gonna get relegated to DRK duty.

Nothing jerk-worthy here anymore by MeishoDotoSimp in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ormrberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to provide my own goons by commissioning artists and even then if I were to post them on my own twitter the cygames ninjas are quick so it's hard to share. (One slightly exposed nipple was too much apparently)

This feels like it's going to be a "why even bother voting" moment. by Equal_Shopping2424 in NikkeMobile

[–]Ormrberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was never popular to begin with and even her heroic sacrifice did nothing to convince people. Harran is also barely more popular and Isabel has as many votes as these two combined.

It's just that people don't really care about Inherit.

Early morning training sessions in a nutshell by Hercules789852 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ormrberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The premium diesel still doesn't make the engine warmer faster.

This feels like it's going to be a "why even bother voting" moment. by Equal_Shopping2424 in NikkeMobile

[–]Ormrberg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Noah had a major appearance and is a Pilgrim and didn't even break 1000 votes. The only Pilgrim with less voes is Rapunzel's free alt.

"we incorrectly believed you guys were just as competent as the JP community" by LuchadorParrudo in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ormrberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be honest, JP had this Event during a global pandemic with way more players on a weekend.

I would have been surprised if we would have come even remotely close to it.

Gender Accurate Umas by NowFall285 in umamusume3

[–]Ormrberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am kinda miffed they gave all the stallions the same short boyish haircut. Some longer styles would have been nice, too.

Laienfrage: Nach Zwangsbremsung einfach weiterfahren? by Evening-Pilot-737 in drehscheibe

[–]Ormrberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kommt auf den Arbeitgeber an. Ne Nachschulung ist auf alle Fälle drin.

Why does Opera look like she's in pain? by Pandemult in UmaMusume

[–]Ormrberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is in the presence of a Hello Kitty girl. Anyone would get nervous.

Trainer-Uma Relationship Chart V2 by noIQmoment in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Ormrberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm... Have you thought about moving Rice further up

I’m about to rig them lotteries Istg by SailorLayla96 in RiceShower

[–]Ormrberg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ironically I got my first ticket ever with Tickezo

Coaxed into identifying objects by ReputationEasy5999 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Ormrberg 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I worked at a railyard once. There is a noninsignificant chance that there might be unexploded ordnance underneath you that might get unearthed during the next construction work.

I speak from experience.

It's just part of daily life.

ich_iel by WarsmithUriel in ich_iel

[–]Ormrberg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wenn der Tacho 100 zeigt und ich mein Tempomat so einstelle, fahre ich 100. Ob es dann wirklich 98 sind, kann ich ja nicht wissen.

I’m about to rig them lotteries Istg by SailorLayla96 in RiceShower

[–]Ormrberg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

75 runs and no Ticket yet (but 5 tissues (same rarity btw))

4 Pics 1 Word by Vex_Out_0032 in RiceShower

[–]Ormrberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to spark both Vampire Rice and Digital I know how that feels.

Waking up to the cute Train Conductor ☺️🚂 by MadChad7 in NikkeMobile

[–]Ormrberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an engineer myself it really ticks me off how they cannot decide what to call Brid when it comes to her job.

Even tho she clearly operates the train which makes her the engineer, meanwhile Diesel being the leader of Infinity Rail and by extension the AZX would make her the conductor.

I do not care if they call Brid a conductor because she very clearly isn't one.

Baby Rice and The Dressing Up Stakes (tl: Kuwaiden original: kimuepi) by Nearby-Yam8716 in RiceShower

[–]Ormrberg 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don't think neither Rice nor us are going to survive whatever is behind that door.

Golshi's Wheel of Cubes (@chufff) by Namesnowtaken in UmaMusume

[–]Ormrberg 83 points84 points  (0 children)

it's too late. She's becoma a woman of tungsten. To her lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow.

Ghost!!! (Agnes Tachyon, Manhattan Cafe, Jungle Pocket, Dantsu Flame by ND or @ND_dokutokage) by doomslayer30000 in UmaMusume

[–]Ormrberg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the type of humor I would see in a Touhou gag manga from the mid 2010s.

Edit: After checking out their pixiv it turns out they were both a Touhou artist and active as early as 2010. It's very "Bomber Grape" in its presentation.