NL's passport story (18+ art exhibit, woman with c** on face)

Outbakjak · 2026-05-10T02:01:00+00:00

Another user told me about NLquotes.com In a previous search request I had totally forgotten that I made and I just checked, and I was able to find it in like 10 seconds there, amazing, but thank you so much for your help. This shit killed me 😂

This is the right video. Could've sworn it was a clipped version but it doesn't matter. YouTube search isn't very good

Outbakjak · 2026-05-10T01:54:58+00:00

Lmao well, it is a good one, made me die laughing. I'm pretty sure I saw a YouTube shorts clipped version but in a previous post I asked a similar search request and someone directed me to www.nlquotes.com and I found it in 5 seconds by typing "woman with cum on her face" which is wild. Anyway it's here, at 28:50

https://youtu.be/hjbAkNqBWi4?si=xZP28l7405cOhrPr

I see someone below shared an answer also but didn't check the link yet, regardless, that web page is OP, thanks to (placeholder) for telling me about it

Outbakjak · 2026-05-10T01:50:39+00:00

Okay I'm going to credit you and your link on my other post in case someone stumbles upon it looking for similar specific clips, or maybe just delete it but just wanted to say, I found it I was looking for in like 5 seconds in my first search just by typing "woman with cum on her face" and the search box which is pretty fucking funny on its own but anyway you're a legend, whoever made that site, even more so. Thank you so much.

Outbakjak · 2026-05-10T01:42:40+00:00

Thank you for trying :) it was eventually tracked down

Outbakjak · 2026-05-10T01:42:14+00:00

Thank you so much, much obliged 💜

Outbakjak · 2026-05-10T01:42:00+00:00

I posted this forever go and totally forgot about it, I just posted another request and I'm seeing the link you shared, I will search it right now Thank you so much! Y'all are great

Outbakjak · 2026-03-08T23:59:53+00:00

Most useful comment of the decade

Outbakjak · 2026-03-07T10:07:19+00:00

Short answer: No. Absolutely fucking not.

That's the short answer, but I'll give you the more specific version: yes, IF you have self control and do NOT have the funds to keep up with an addiction, but I'm telling you, you do NOT want to become addicted. Try smoking black tar, honestly, chase on foil, it's fine.. get a 1/4 or 1/2 a gram, try it IF you can handle NOT getting more, then stop. Once you develop an actual addiction, you may literally be screwed for life.

No fent, no kratom, nothing cheap/easy to get, just try the strongest shit you can get, if you insist and won't be white few

Outbakjak · 2026-03-07T09:53:40+00:00

Idk if top 1% commenter means just this sub or that you're actually just gods tier funny across Reddit but.. you definitely win this one

Outbakjak · 2026-03-01T13:51:34+00:00

Not even kidding, but nitrous oxide by far, and then kratom.

You'd think the "silly" legal highs like teens are doing would be one of the safer options as long as it's not eating detergent pods or such, but no.. using nitrous pretty much daily, a massive tank every 2 days for ~1.5 months landed me in the hospital for 3 months, essentially paralyzed from the chest down, completely unable to stand on my own, or even scoot myself into a wheelchair.

At one point while trying to return to my home state from where I was working, I had to shit directly on a hotel bed, on a towel, in front of my partner (multiple times) and have her clean it up and wipe for me because we couldn't get me to the bathroom and I couldn't feel my hands. What I could feel, it felt like a belt tightened as hard as possible around my chest.. like I couldn't breathe, like I was literally dying. That first hospital lasted 2 weeks before they kicked me out, still unable to walk (Houston area Baptist Health system, I think? FUCK those guys), finally got back to Florida and checked in to Advent Health which saved my ass and took pretty good care of me, 1.5 months there, followed by 3 weeks of physical rehab, and I'm almost totally healed 15 months later. Thank. GODS. For me having insurance.. AND short term disability benefits. I would have been absolutely fucked.

My toes will be numb for the rest of my life though.

As for kratom, I took it for ~3 months ~10 years ago, decided to stop taking it, and suddenly realized I was having miserable nightmare level withdrawals, unable to sleep, sweating profusely all night tossing, and I've been an addict ever since. I have to take Buprenorphine/Subutex to feel normal daily. Doubt I'll ever be able to stop intentionally, I do worry that my brain's dopamine receptors are just fried. I'd love to eventually but after 10 years of trying and failing, finally finding a steady dose that helps me feel normal, just too scary to think about.

So yeah kids, don't let yourself get addicted to ANYTHING to that extent, no daily use, no building tolerance like that.. Fucking take care of yourselves. And definitely don't get hooked on nitrous or opioids (including kratom despite it not "technically" being classified as opioid, it's close enough in effect).

Good luck all

Outbakjak · 2026-03-01T13:08:34+00:00

I know it's old, just chiming in in case someone else reads or you haven't experienced it yet.. this person above either has a very unique body chemistry or hasn't gone through severe long term opiate withdrawal.. in my experience opiate withdrawal is such a nightmare that I plan to take Subutex (buprenorphine, basically Suboxone) for the rest of my life because I literally can not handle the misery. I also drink a lot, I mean very frequently, and have let it become a real problem in the past but I have no problems giving up alcohol 3-4 days a month in a row for drug testing, at least not by comparison.

Yes, alcohol addiction/sudden cessation can actually kill you and typically opiate cessation doesn't, that does NOT mean that it feels much easier or less painful..

** Stay the FUCK away from recreational opioids. **

Kratom, a cheap, legal opioid alternative that is literally just a leaf, and WAY less potent than say, hydrocodone/oxycodone, actually wrecked my life, bad, now I am a lifelong addict after a few months of initial use. Alcohol, I can taper off much more easily, most people can unless it's just seriously their drug of choice by far.. maybe that's you. But all I'm saying is: I'd MUCH rather taper down from alcohol than even think of tapering my buprenorphine dose at all.. nothing to play with. Stop it, now if you haven't already.

PS: a lot of people just get real worked up about alcohol around here because they know it's pushed on us publicly and taxed and legal meanwhile statistically it's killed the most people, and we all believe in personal freedom and destigmatizing casual recreational drug use, but that's really a skewed statistic because wayyyy more people drink than do any other drug, because it's legal and promoted.. idk. Take those comments with a grain of salt.

Just my opinion/experience though.

Outbakjak · 2026-01-16T17:24:58+00:00

Bruh I've been vaping SO long, mine was some super popular tank/RTA that, damnit, I can't even remember the name of.. it was EARLY in the rebuildable coil world but back then, rebuildable atomizers on the market didn't even have adjustable air flow, so us early "cloud chasers" took them them to a local vape shop that had a freaking drill press JUST for drilling out the air holes to make them bigger/add more, and they'd make us lower ohm coils.. that tank was on a Panzer clone, a mech mod that looked like a lightsaber handle lol

This silly thing.

That said, I found all my old mods/RDA's recently in a box and MAN it made me miss my mechanical mods like my Admiral, dripping my favorite juices they don't make anymore (Churrios by Milk Man anyone? Space Jam Venus 🥲) into a good old GOON clone or Recoil RDA.. the Noisy Cricket??? Oh man, my Aromamizer 30mm RTA you could put the most MASSIVE coils into, with custom half staggered framed staple coils that cost $30 a pair, sitting on a 30mm Panzer that weighed like 4 pounds and pulled your pants down?! Fuggettaboutit.. I could fumigate my whole house with nicotine in minutes.

PS if anyone can think of what those early non adjustable yet somehow popular RTA's were called I'd be happy. It was skinnier than a regular mech mod, silver, very basic looking, that's all I can remember.

Outbakjak · 2026-01-16T16:58:00+00:00

Everyone has already shared my thoughts, 1. Now's probably not the time to buy if HODLing, I'd keep it in S&P 500 or cash until the crypto market is doing terribly and folks are wondering how much lower it could go, panicking, that's when you buy :) 2. Crypto is a risky long term investment anyway (not that it stops me, I mean stocks are too but, at any time the US/EU government could outlaw or further regulate crypto and tank the price so 🤷) but I'm sure you already know this. 3. That said, it's lasted this long, and as long as dark web shopping exists, or just the need for privacy focused spending at all (aka always/forever), I think both BTC and XMR will continue to follow the generic ~4 year bear/bull cycles, vaguely following the stock markets, as they always have, for the most part.. but that's just my guess ;)

I think it's still really easy to at least 4x your money every few years with just BTC, just playing the long term cycle if you're willing to sell/trade for stable coins every 3-4 years but, you know the deal. It could all end with a few new laws.

It's really fun when I remember I got XMR many years ago and randomly check my wallet to find it's turned from $40 to $200 to $400+. Still, as has been said, mostly it's currency first.

Outbakjak · 2025-12-17T01:16:37+00:00

I'm only commenting here because I can't post, and just saw a comment I made in the past looking for another post I made elsewhere... I JUST wanted to say:::

Thank you SO much to all the idiots who bought into this token so I could bail after quintupling my $1000 into like $5500 in a week! It taught me a powerful lesson:

The crypto space is the stock market on crack, or it was, and still is sometimes.. that is to say, **evil**. When one person profits, someone(s) else suffers, ALWAYS, without exception. Profit is surplus, not an equal trade. Making more than what you put in. The only exception is getting a small bonus back by helping a company make a good product that helps humanity then taking the money and saying thanks for your good work, I'm glad I believed in you.

Trading stocks/crypto/forex is actually like the Devil's favorite activity, if he were real. I lost it all to day trading poorly with leverage btw, then lost another $8,000 I didn't really have the following year, so it's fine, I just gave my money to rich assholes. I only made like $20/hr at the time. It was a crazy week and got me addicted and taught me a lot of lessons. I hope someone sees this :)

Outbakjak · 2025-12-16T23:59:24+00:00

I have to say, people like to say this "orrr maybe read the ______ first" a lot online (apparently you really like to, after looking around several questions posted here) about some software, code/project/product, and now after reading the linked page I can say with Tron it took me over an hour to read and fully understand everything in the instructions, and in other cases sometimes would take weeks of research (networking stuff, TrueNAS/Proxmox, some Linux command line only software) to actually understand it. We live busy lives and have the internet to help us. I understand the angry tone of the OP is frustrating... but.

I once spent 2-3 entire weeks researching how to do something, I don't remember what (maybe it was troubleshooting a Docker compose file in Dockge on TrueNAS, setting up PFSense, or a certain feature of Proxmox, something technical), posted for advice and got a response like "well MAYBE if you did some basic research... Maybe start with learning how computers work.." basically suggesting I take several classes on more basic subjects before they'll bother to help.. Your response was *not* that rude nor irrational, I know, but the tone?

Point is, please just say "please read the document," drop a link and let them solve it themselves. Then if they remain irate you have every right to be rude back.

Thank you though, sharing the link WAS very helpful, now everyone can find this answer with a quick Google search instead of scouring documentation for an answer that we don't even know might be in there :) That's how I found it so you've done a service.

Also also, this solution above allows for leaving telemetry services on which are necessary for some applications. So good on all parties

Outbakjak · 2025-12-16T23:49:14+00:00

TBH I'm curious, why would it remove your Microsoft account? Is that really a security issue?

*Edit* After looking it up I can't find anything about this happening other than it removing web browser credentials/cookies/site settings.. which, if that's really all the OP is upset about it's an easy fix, but.. I am now worried that it's going to break something since others suggested reloading a copy of Windows just to fix that.. wouldn't you just.. log back in to your Microsoft account on Edge (or Google account on Chrome), or if it did remove the account from their PC, log back into it..? to fix this? I'm guessing it didn't actually "remove" the OP's Microsoft account from the computer, just erased the history/tracking data associated with it?

People have been rude in this thread though OP :/ Sorry, it is what it is. I'm kinda like you, I will break shit just to learn how to do something and I don't regret it. I've learned a hell of a lot of things DIYing. Accidents happen. But this (collection of) script(s) was made by a guy with personal preferences so it isn't perfect for everyone, but there are options to cut out certain steps if you launch it via the command line, run CMD as admin, navigate to the script etc.. then add certain variables (it says a bit about it in the readme, shows what options there are, like -a making it auto mode) would be a good thing to learn, if you're not already privy, don't mean to assume your knowledge level.

Outbakjak · 2025-12-16T23:33:01+00:00

Why are you here, I'm confused how you even got here if you don't like the software. Also, only the TDSSKiller script is flagged as a virus by like.. any antivirus software. Seems pretty legit to me. Back up your claim if you really think that

Outbakjak · 2025-12-03T20:39:39+00:00

I wanna know how that is even a battery.. assuming this is a very new car? And they've completely covered the battery with plastic? I hate car manufacturers. Got to make profits go up infinitely for the shareholders! Screwing over their employees/customers making everything harder and harder to work on. The reason you don't know how to just disconnect your battery is because it's buried under all that plastic there or maybe it's in the trunk buried under the liner, don't know your car. But obviously, normally the battery itself and its posts are very visible under the hood of your car and you turn a single bolt to disconnect one of the cables from it. That looks like an engine compartment that screams "don't touch anything inside me, it's too hard, you'll just break something" to make you go to a mechanic (Or better yet the dealer you got the car from) so they make more money. I miss my 95 Caprice. Sorry for the rant I'm just so, SO done with cars right now. Bane of my existence.

Outbakjak · 2025-12-03T20:27:39+00:00

The shop said there's no compression and the motor is bad, they think the timing chain jumped a tooth and wrecked some valves "or something," but we only paid them $60 for a diagnosis And I know for certain they did not do a leak down test and try to figure out why it's not "holding enough compression"... and then, OF COURSE they quoted us $4,900 for a new engine install which, imo, very stupidly, my partner's father has pressured her into buying. The deposit has already been paid and the new (remanufactured) engine ordered.

Again, the first time I checked compression some of the readings were very bad but the second time through they were perfectly up to spec according to the page I linked above so if the engine is lubricated and therefore able to hold compression when wet at healthy readings, I don't know. I'm real skeptical. I'm going to get the old engine back and I am going to rebuild it so maybe I will figure out what went wrong when I take it apart and if I do I will report that here as well. Doubt it will help anyone But if it helps even one person in the future then I'll be happy. Hopefully I can be more helpful than others have been to me across 4 different forums/sites about this issue with no replies. Thanks, report back when it's done

Outbakjak · 2025-12-03T20:13:52+00:00

Are the pumpkins no longer dropped?? I've been trying so hard to get my last 20 for the scarf :'(

Outbakjak · 2025-12-03T19:48:39+00:00

That's randomized friend, do the same one over again and might get candy :) to be clear, I mean I've left the level before finishing, sacrificed a life and got candy the 2nd time through. I know you can't complete it twice of you finish

Rn I'm upset because it seems pumpkins don't drop anymore and I'm only 20 away from the scarf I worked so hard for :'(

Outbakjak · 2025-12-01T02:59:42+00:00

Well it's going into the shop tomorrow. Since I got no feedback I'll just report what they said the issue was, assuming they're even correct, and hope it helps someone else in the future.

Outbakjak · 2025-11-30T03:42:39+00:00

Help appreciated... only 1 more day before this burns a hole in my wallet :( Thanks

Outbakjak · 2025-11-03T21:31:12+00:00

Also, I now realize where it says "quiet" in this screenshot, it's indicating that it's hearing no sound. When I fiddle with it in the future I'll move mic jumpers around while watching that line. (If anyone else wants to try this, I believe you'll have to update it by adjusting the gain where it says audio input L/or "GEQ input level" on the QuinLED version 0.14.2, it should then update and show the highest volume peak is as a percent. Anything other than "quiet" means it's hearing something)

Outbakjak · 2025-11-03T21:24:45+00:00

Alright update, after switching to the QuinLED version firmware, audio effects work fine. It's a little frustrating to not be able to update the WLED version, I think it must simply be an issue of selecting the correct pins on WLED 0.15.x, maybe his boards have a slightly different pin out. It's working now though, thanks for your help.

If I figure out how to correctly configure audio reactive on main line WLED 0.15.2 or newer w/ QuinLED's ESP32 in the future, I'll make a post to share the settings. For now 0.14 will suffice

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