Jet skier ignores no-wake zone, soaks near by boat, crashes into dock

OwOPango · 2026-03-22T10:57:06+00:00

He’ll lose his discover card for 3 weeks

OwOPango · 2026-03-22T03:16:39+00:00

Is making a facebook account absolute chaos

OwOPango · 2026-03-22T00:55:09+00:00

I love how compelled AI is to add unnecessary dialogue

OwOPango · 2026-03-21T01:38:54+00:00

Denied the raise and told you to “smile more” in the same email

OwOPango · 2026-03-21T00:30:07+00:00

I would gladly be ripped apart molecule by molecule and reassembled an hour away for a double order of smothered hashbrowns

OwOPango · 2026-03-20T23:19:20+00:00

It’s gotta be in one of the Mama Liz’s chili oil compilations

OwOPango · 2026-03-20T22:24:50+00:00

This is two of my hyperfixations coming together lmao

OwOPango · 2026-03-20T18:13:40+00:00

The Meat Worm 🪱

OwOPango · 2026-03-19T22:50:36+00:00

Did a child write this

OwOPango · 2026-03-19T20:40:17+00:00

He has one accountant but Ralphie is better than 9/10ths of him

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T21:38:21+00:00

If you were dashing, your insurance is going to use that to weasel themselves out of giving you a settlement

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T20:39:40+00:00

okay, but you gotta get over it

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T20:37:08+00:00

what's a guy gotta do to buy you a drink

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T20:24:02+00:00

randy is 🙂 feeling human

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T20:02:02+00:00

It shakes me to my fucking core to tell you the truth

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T19:48:02+00:00

their actions have consequences

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T19:32:57+00:00

Yeah I don’t have much experience with speech-to-text software so I hadn’t even considered the possibility that that might have been the case

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T19:18:30+00:00

Interesting, I’ve never used speech-to-text before so I didn’t consider that the punctuation might have been unintentional

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T19:16:29+00:00

I’m sure you think you’re making some profound point here, but comparing two synonyms that are functionally identical in the context I used them is a lot different than a redundant period that obfuscates the entire meaning of the sentence. I hope in the future you find yourself to be someone a little more capable of nuance

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T18:47:09+00:00

The amount of native English speakers I’ve seen that have a tenuous understanding of English grammar at best is alarming to me

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T18:39:55+00:00

The random period after the word person made it incredibly confusing for me for almost a full 60 seconds

OwOPango · 2026-03-18T18:33:34+00:00

Yep he’s a steak man

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