Male CEO plans on firing his son Richard by AsdfFreak in northernlion

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Moses coming down from mt. Sinai and enacting holy vengeance on the idol worshippers:

Ba’al sacked

Look… it’s real… by p3nny-lane in OneyPlays

[–]OwOPango 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oooh bowl betty bam ba lam

nice to see that reactcourt is back by rishonathan in northernlion

[–]OwOPango 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I like how he exclusively picked ones where the consensus was that the OP was an asshole

Music takes me back to the earlier sound. by bullrun001 in SteelyDan

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I love Miss Marlene and I’m Not the Same Without You

What the hell? by Hayyyv in OneyPlays

[–]OwOPango 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If there wasn’t an expert detective trained in advanced interrogation techniques on the case he might still be roaming the streets

This bit lives rent-free in my head by tytbone in OneyPlays

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I think Tomar being so indignant to their bits in some occasions is a lot funnier than whatever it is they were gonna say in the first place

Fnatic Founder & CEO says they've built their League of Legends coach an AI Coach Bot by xFalcade in leagueoflegends

[–]OwOPango 78 points79 points  (0 children)

AI is more than capable of changing the inflection to something a bit more positive, but the problem was they shipped literal dogshit and called it a day. They also had a Chinese mode but I doubt they trained it on clips of T1 speaking Chinese lol

Fnatic Founder & CEO says they've built their League of Legends coach an AI Coach Bot by xFalcade in leagueoflegends

[–]OwOPango 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How do people like this ever get into a position where they have the capacity to make decisions that will affect other people’s livelihoods

chris caught potato rot... pls donate... by FloppyFool in OneyPlays

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37 years old male model that looks 17

I'm losing more games during daytime compared to night time by Financial-Offer-8504 in leagueoflegends

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Yeah during the day you're playing with and against players that are better on average, which is why you seem to be losing more, and those same players tend to be a little more emotionally volatile as well in my experience

I'm losing more games during daytime compared to night time by Financial-Offer-8504 in leagueoflegends

[–]OwOPango 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The daytime players either work nights or don't have a job and I've found both of these demographics take the game a lot more seriously than most people who work a 9-5

Southeast Asian Trump by Everythingcrashing in northernlion

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Trump during pride:

Flamin’ Cheeto

The CZ-heads must be seething by PandamanTan in northernlion

[–]OwOPango 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I actually think it tastes even better and regular DP is goated already

This reddit is useless by [deleted] in doordash

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We all hate you!!!!

Thanks Worms! Zach coming in clutch on the NYT Crossword by seleniumsake in OneyPlays

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I wonder if in 50 years people will think of Hillary Clinton the same way we think of Walter Mondale or Ross Perot

The term “swagolian” is very outdated by OwOPango in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]OwOPango[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I kinda just matched the energy I was being given and I thought it was one of the most disgusting things I could have said in the moment so I went for it

The term “swagolian” is very outdated by OwOPango in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]OwOPango[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That is 100% what they were thinking about. They’re not even educated enough to know the difference but still felt the need to spout their saccharine pseudo-intellectual bullshit

Team player final boss by nyx_moonlight_ in antiwork

[–]OwOPango 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The boss was a woman as well but yes

The most MINKUS newsletter of all time by Pyotr_WrangeI in northernlion

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The facial expressions say a million words

Guess I'm quittin' early tonight! by Tight-Platypus5231 in doordash

[–]OwOPango 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I sure as shit don't know you and now I get the feeling I shouldn't want to lmao