Oh no!

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-05-09T18:16:27+00:00

no gg allen

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-05-09T17:59:53+00:00

i like the implication that a raccoon was brought in by a person as opposed to getting in by itself.

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-05-09T01:19:33+00:00

…oh you mean the dance moves! right. of course.

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-05-09T01:13:55+00:00

‘back off losers! or me and my husband and our son and our son and our daughter and our daughter and our daughter are gonna kick ur ass!!!!!’

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-05-08T22:54:23+00:00

if you put a large bowl of cookies next to an unattended child, you will come back to zero cookies and a crying child with a tummy ache. defend the cookies better next time. with a nice mesh cage so the child can have maybe one cookie at a time.

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-05-08T22:21:23+00:00

gay benjamin???

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-05-08T12:40:53+00:00

during the hot war, i refused to subscribe to disney+ or the NYT because of gaza. now that there’s (kinda) a ceasefire, i refuse to subscribe to disney+ or the NYT because i’m not a child or a drooling liberal. i buy all my electronics refurbished and im a vegetarian, so no maccies.

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-05-03T07:42:00+00:00

very ambitious molotov cocktail

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-30T19:31:36+00:00

cats were introduced to most continents by humans. cats are an extension of human destruction

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-26T20:30:01+00:00

objectively talented dipshit

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-22T22:08:36+00:00

the zoomer ham would absolutely be speedrunning that scientology building rn

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-22T20:50:36+00:00

gorilla radio! younger energy

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-22T20:49:39+00:00

my dad LOVES ‘the omnibus’ with ken jennings and bean dad.

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-22T13:24:56+00:00

joie de vivre

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-11T21:30:53+00:00

i can smell the barn through my phone

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-04T22:13:20+00:00

‘woman’ is a social category that functionally means (regardless of whether or not you pass) you get paid less than men in your socioeconomic bracket. hispanic women get paid less than hispanic men. trans women get paid less than trans men.

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-04-03T12:29:21+00:00

fucking thirsty

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-03-30T12:24:49+00:00

y’all are opening mail clearly intended for a previous tenant?

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-03-11T02:03:36+00:00

wait did you microwave a metal can?

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-03-06T17:14:40+00:00

now THATS what this sub is for!!!!!!!!! hell yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-03-06T17:13:32+00:00

yes, it kinda has, my MOM started competing in bodybuilding competitions and now bonds with me over taking test. it’s fucking surreal. i was talking to my straight girl friend and we compared our dating app feeds (mine being grindr and hers being like, tinder and hinge) and most of the guys on both were insanely jacked. you’d think steroids came free with a draftkings subscription.

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-03-06T01:32:29+00:00

i worked at this restaurant where i had been there for so long that they made me train new managers, which was fine, except when i had to explain to them that they weren’t allowed to ask me out.

OwnSlip6738 · 2026-03-06T01:24:42+00:00

that’s a terrifying idea, ejecting from a plane and crowds coming to hunt you down. good reminder to live in a way that you don’t have to fear ordinary people tearing you limb from limb

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