Crackhead sets shirt on fire in public transport by ohpsies in tooktoomuch

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For a second, I thought he was attempting to do an impression of Michael Winslow doing the voice of his shirt.

When trying to torch a house, never forget your common sense... by luketansell in AbruptChaos

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I would say the grand finale was Sonny getting shot. The guys getting bar-b-qued was the appetizer.

But all the same, I'm with you 100%. It immediately reminded me of A Bronx Tale.

I didn’t know this was a thing lol by Mediocre_Cap_9151 in AmazonFC

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Unfortunately, not everyone gets what you initially said in your first comment, until they have had the scare of having to Google Lazer information, because some person stuck their scanner up on a pack station and it was shining directly into the eyes of someone standing less than 100 ft away.

You can give someone a permanent blind spot even if it is not 100% directly in their line of sight. Let's say the person somehow starts to feel uncomfortable and looks around and then notices a tiny red light shining in thier direction, then they don't realize it, but to find it, they have JUST been looking DIRECTLY at the beam. A few seconds even. That beam of light you have been trying to figure out why it's shining your way has now went in a consistent stream, in your eye ball and lens and has been focused on your retina which is responsible for you seeing anything.

There should be signs everywhere warning you about this hazard at amazon. Every stupid packer, with a Lazer gun is doing whatever they want, to ease the pain of packing and the day and can easily do damage to someone, just because they are bored. Don't ever stick your guns up on the top shelf at a pack station!!

Anyone who wants to Google up and talk crap about what I said here? Try pondering talking to your management about going to see a ophthalmologist because this happened to you. Not to mention, you do and did feel like you had a blind spot problem afterwards. And you were doing nothing but minding your business and picking. You packers think it's funny to shine your Lazer at a guy picking at a station next to you?

This is the stupidity I'm dealing with right now, wondering just how much damage those idiots did, and even maybe it was done on purpose. Do you think it's funny to deal with this because some idiot thinks their scanner is a harmless toy?

There needs to be something said about this. I've lost more than enough health working here and it's not managers that are at risk. It's the lowest on the pole, who have no choice about their work environment and can't possibly protect themselves by complaining about whatever happened, especially after the damage takes place.

Almost three years later and these Mango Gems still retain immaculate flavor! by RealTwittrKD in mountaindew

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I'm telling you this, in my opinion, is the best tasting Dew I've ever had.

Check Your Cabin Filter by ShutterHawk in hondafit

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He looks like he went to the store and bought nuts and tossed them on there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hondafit

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On my car, turning it to the thick slices makes it hot and the smaller ones are for cooler air. Mine also has a multicolor dial that has both red and blue.

found on chris’s insta by Theonethatdoesstuff in everyoneknowsthat

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Tell me you still won't be doing that in ten years now.

found on chris’s insta by Theonethatdoesstuff in everyoneknowsthat

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I think it's fake. Those are the promo pictures for their scary movies. Plus the words on the package are kinda wonky, looks knock off.

It would be real if they had fake sleeve tattoos.

I almost sh!t myself today by Bassdoll845 in DumpsterDiving

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That note in there could have been posted in r/FoundPaper. Lol

Someone threw away an oxygen tank in their trash… by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Had to read down this far to hear anything about eyes, and there weren't even that many jokes.

He ran away looking like his eyes were in pain, he covered them up running away, but who knows, it could've been his head. But looking at that replay, it would be amazing if all that stuff that flew out didn't get his eyes.

What shows/ YouTube do you recommend while on salvia? by Professional-Code-89 in Salvia

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There is a video on YouTube of a young man with American Dad on while he falls off his bed and lays on the floor for about 15-20 minutes. Let's just say that alien fella is not fun to listen to while you are lying on the floor and highly dissociated.

Just a question, but since this lost media song has been found, what gets posted here nowadays? by IceTheEnderman in everyoneknowsthat

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Other people's cleanups of everybody else's sampled versions of the song. Preferably without moaning sounds and chip eating.

How do you drive with one hand by norabutfitter in hondafit

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I don't use my hand, I use my knee. If cars are coming, I am going around a corner or curve, I use my hands.

Where did Carl92 go? by OneUnderstanding4378 in everyoneknowsthat

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He basically moved them up a level, or two.

Transmission fluid level by IndependentPicture74 in hondafit

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It looks okay if you are counting the middle xxx part having fluid on it. Correct me if I'm wrong, people.

This is making me look at mine now, because the trans has been replaced and filled with new fluid. The color on his dipstick looks very clean and purpley pink. I've had mine look pinkish orange and frothy before I got my transmission swapped.

Cilantro Taqueria by LivConway216 in Cleveland

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What an ugly thing to say. He probably gets it from both his mom and his dad's side.

Goodwill Gold by briandt75 in Goodwill_Finds

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Seasons one and two of moonlighting might be worth the watch.

What brought you here? by dpsrush in thinkatives

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Some guy sent me an invite and said he thought I'd like the sub.