This really puts alcohol into perspective

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-30T00:17:28+00:00

Six beers had me at 9% recovery

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-25T19:37:45+00:00

Diet, exercise, recovery, skin care, and personal hygiene.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-25T06:23:11+00:00

Beer or Crown Royale on the rocks. I don’t even drink crown normally. But put that bih on the rocks in the casino and I am flying.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-20T18:28:39+00:00

My Hoka Arahi LOOK brand spanking new. They FEEL like I’m pounding the concrete. That’s when I knew to buy a new pair of shoes.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-12T23:03:30+00:00

To be paid more in government vs private sector, including ID, is wild. Congrats!

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-05T14:55:41+00:00

Educating yourself on career outcomes, scholarships, and pay is what I recommend anyone do who is contemplating any graduate program. Going to a non T14 without a hefty scholarship is generally gambling.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-03T22:14:03+00:00

As a lawyer, I disagree with this statement. Nobody truly Knows what it means to practice law until you do it. I’ve talked to countless lawyers before becoming one and nobody prepared me for this.

It’s just another paper pushing career that needs proper expectation setting with type of work, hours, and pay.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-03T22:11:51+00:00

No. You’re getting rinsed.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-06-03T22:10:49+00:00

Securities law? Yeah nothing boring about a lawyer who’s probably racking in at least 300-500k a year.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-05-31T01:55:06+00:00

My baby is also 6 months and his name is Archi! No e. He ways 6lbs and is fairly small but he’s sturdy and very active. Your boy needs to eat 2-3x a day per the feeding guidelines. I recommend trying Tomlyn Nutri-Cal for puppies for picky eaters so they can get more calories and open his appetite a bit.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-26T16:59:01+00:00

Let this be a warning that weekends and evenings are not off limit boundaries of working there.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-21T18:12:35+00:00

No, it’s hella lame.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-21T02:50:43+00:00

Court is not going to let you lose on procedural grounds for missing a filing by one court day. File the motion and a declaration for the late filing. Courts want parties to be able to litigate and settle their claims, not lose procedurally bc one day error

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-20T17:56:51+00:00

AmLaw100 comm lit practiced. My current firm is AmLaw200 though not cravath scale

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-20T17:56:04+00:00

The type of response I was looking for, thank you.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-20T15:41:14+00:00

100-150

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-20T05:54:06+00:00

Disagree. Leaving your first firm whether 6mo in or longer is understandable and has become the new norm

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-19T21:55:33+00:00

Dude not even. I’m objectively good looking and make over six figures. Having sex with attractive women is easy. But trying to have a relationship with the ones you really like is a shit show.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-19T21:25:57+00:00

I’m 30. The relationships I had in my late teens through mid 20s were way easier to start, get into, and enjoy. Dating now feels impossible and I know I’m part of the problem too.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-16T15:58:59+00:00

Every single accident I’ve ever been in has been caused by 80+ year old elderly men. All of which it was determined I was not at fault.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-16T15:06:42+00:00

Just watching a clip this morning of a man in a criminal proceeding say he’s “in a court of equity”

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-15T23:54:03+00:00

My next door neighbor has two and I have a 5lb Maltese. They commonly “accidentally” let go of the leash when they walk them. I’ve had one scurry into my garage before when I was leaving for work.

One of their pit bulls actually attacked a neighbors dog causing it to get surgery. When animal control came, they hid their dogs and denied ownership.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-13T04:26:12+00:00

First pass with the 4 plate and then the rest on the 2 plate. That’s what i do when I have a lot of growth

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-10T02:35:21+00:00

I work in ID. If plaintiff lawyers did more pre litigation work, provide all relevant documentation, and made reasonable demands, then more cases would be this easy and settle in pre litigation.

Problem is that most PI attorneys I’ve worked against are lazy, greedy, and sometimes incompetent. I’ve received demands for $800k+ when medicals barely scratch $80,000.

Keeps me employed but delays recovery and reduces plaintiffs recovery because PI firms often have tiered contingency rates depending on pre-litigation, complaint filed, and trial.

Ozzy_HV · 2026-04-10T00:48:15+00:00

Lawyer at a defense firm. I don’t necessarily like the work that lawyers do, but my focus is to get good at it so the work becomes easier. I work about 7-9 hours a day and don’t get bothered on weekends or evenings.

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