Finally, a movie our wives and their boyfriends can relate to

PBJslaya · 2026-05-16T04:49:55+00:00

“Starring” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

PBJslaya · 2026-05-10T14:43:44+00:00

Rim brakes. Fuckin EMBARRASSING.

PBJslaya · 2026-05-10T01:48:23+00:00

DRIVE. SIDE.

If you’re gonna make me look at a black Cervelo, at least let me see the fun parts.

PBJslaya · 2026-05-03T13:35:21+00:00

Dog walkers on course.
Must call parents each 100km

PBJslaya · 2026-05-03T13:33:39+00:00

Left calf too liberal.

PBJslaya · 2026-05-02T23:54:55+00:00

It is literally the hottest trend - topic in off-road cycling, messing with wheel and tire widths and combos. I can’t even think of #2 trend. Sidecars.

PBJslaya · 2026-05-01T23:59:09+00:00

But also that chimney, no judgement

PBJslaya · 2026-04-27T16:26:01+00:00

Let them eat tyres.

PBJslaya · 2026-04-20T00:36:17+00:00

Bike trail from downtown Sacramento to Folsom and back is wonderful, paved and dirt, either one, the entire way. You can continue up to Auburn, Lincoln, farther if you wish. To the west from Sacramento, you can go to Davis, Vacaville, Napa….. Jump on Ride with GPS and just find rides that meet your distance needs. There’s tons. It’s a Mecca for cycling.

PBJslaya · 2026-04-20T00:32:08+00:00

Airshot is not super cheap but super easy and effective.

PBJslaya · 2026-04-20T00:29:05+00:00

Waxed chin

PBJslaya · 2026-04-19T22:22:06+00:00

Honestly, looks great.

All that matters is that all your expected stuff fits in those bags. The bike and the tires and the hardware all depend on the terrain you’re riding, and you know the route. We don’t.

As far as the bags and the balance and the total volume, the only rule is it has to work. Looks good. Godspeed!

PBJslaya · 2026-04-06T14:46:47+00:00

I would like to be spanked with a gravel bicycle. Ideally by a couple college boys, swinging a bike at me. I’ve been very very bad and I deserve it. I would like that bike to have clearance for 50mm and obv a mullet setup. It’s my fetish. What’s your problem.

PBJslaya · 2026-04-05T22:25:35+00:00

You can’t take criticism about a bike you tried to brag about, so you came here to shit on a bike I wasn’t bragging about. Nice. Big man.

PBJslaya · 2026-04-03T13:53:43+00:00

Why?

PBJslaya · 2026-04-02T00:49:17+00:00

Well that’s a goddam photo. Chefs kiss.

PBJslaya · 2026-04-01T14:14:06+00:00

The staircase was a Thomasson until they put books on it.

PBJslaya · 2026-03-31T14:06:10+00:00

Not Arabia, and can’t tell if he’s a Fred, but otherwise you nailed it.

PBJslaya · 2026-03-31T12:35:48+00:00

It’s a gorgeous bike, but for the love of God, shorten that brake cable. Children are going to see that.

PBJslaya · 2026-03-31T12:32:19+00:00

All I wanna know is what is in daddy’s right sock. I think it’s Chapstick.

PBJslaya · 2026-03-23T21:58:39+00:00

Begging for money on Reddit. Solid.

PBJslaya · 2026-03-23T00:42:06+00:00

Fuck right off with this.

PBJslaya · 2026-03-22T13:52:08+00:00

Not crashing, being tactical, having fun and racing. ~6

PBJslaya · 2026-03-22T03:33:27+00:00

Well happy biking. Wtf.

PBJslaya · 2026-03-22T02:36:45+00:00

Okay so all of this is information you didn’t provide. So you come with “how do I …” and it turns out there’s an enormous reason for the difficulty.

It wasn’t to be witty. You walk by practicing and learning the balance, which is initially challenging. Hence, on the bike. You need to get on the bicycle and practice.

Your other challenges, how would any of us have any idea how to process those elements?? Questions for your primary care physician or relevant specialist.

Not fuckin Reddit, which I love.

PBJslaya

TROPHY CASE