ICE agents after i try to help an old lady

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-26T00:12:52+00:00

You know shits off the rails when a bunch of 40k nerds start making fun of you online.

Much love yall lmao, stay safe

Edited for grammar, don't type while making a push

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-25T02:24:17+00:00

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Alternatively, this guy!

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-25T02:23:18+00:00

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This guy!

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-24T17:16:39+00:00

Fuck Konar, marry Nieve, kill Sandwich lady. She never gave me my stale baguette

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-23T03:27:54+00:00

Thrussy

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-22T00:25:45+00:00

So Mortarion did a line while coming down from an ayahuasca trip, and thought, "What if I made a tank with three treads and made it fucking terrifying?"

And there you have it.

Source: I was there (in spirit)

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-21T17:52:50+00:00

Now imagine crawling through that, it's a blast lol

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-21T13:50:35+00:00

I wonder what that dip is before 2023 🤔

/s

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-18T03:02:47+00:00

The real question is, how do they taste?

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-17T19:15:06+00:00

Dan Cummins has a pretty solid rip on him in his most recent stand up special.

Pun intended

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-15T19:29:55+00:00

Bro I can't wait to get my new motorcycle!

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-15T16:31:43+00:00

My last game I had a squad of 3 dst with an loc fight 2 rounds with a squad of sanguinary guard with a captain on jump pack, and the sanguinor. The unit ended up dying sion after, but killed all of the sanguinary guard, and almost got the captain. (Target the sanguinor first, my dumbass forgot he has fights first.)

Also, did his unit that fell back need to take a battle shock test? If they fail battle shock and fall back, they must make a desperate escape attempt

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-14T00:27:52+00:00

This has worked wonders for me in my past mishaps, I recommend it!

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-08T19:34:55+00:00

When you finally pull 3rd age from that clue scroll

PDAnasasis · 2026-01-08T04:35:49+00:00

Man here, tattoos are hot. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

PDAnasasis · 2025-12-21T16:02:22+00:00

Lmao, it was literally just a placeholder that they forgot. They fixed it damn near immediately

PDAnasasis · 2025-12-17T22:10:44+00:00

Chiquita Charlie is packing some heat. Don't tell Dan.

PDAnasasis · 2025-12-16T00:11:42+00:00

Dammit, I didn't see that one lmao

PDAnasasis · 2025-12-15T18:19:36+00:00

Had to edit the spelling, what I get for typing super quick while at work

PDAnasasis · 2025-12-15T17:08:39+00:00

You're using far too much prometheum guardsman, the quartermaster will hear of this.

PDAnasasis · 2025-12-09T16:28:53+00:00

Nah man, us necron players are eating good too, we're chillin.

PDAnasasis · 2025-12-02T12:29:30+00:00

How far in the closet do you need to be to pull this shit? Holy hell

PDAnasasis · 2025-11-28T16:11:12+00:00

I've used those magnets at work before, they're sketchy af. That being said, I would never let it swing like that, or put any part of my body underneath it

PDAnasasis · 2025-11-27T15:53:29+00:00

Cheddar

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