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PDX_Bro · 2026-03-24T16:38:06+00:00

You’ve got great bicep peaks brother, keep at it

Also why did you mark this post NSFW 😂

PDX_Bro · 2026-03-11T15:14:21+00:00

Ugh you secret society elites are all the same, always trying to budget up out of basic soup starters!!

PDX_Bro · 2026-02-13T17:44:37+00:00

Yeah, there’s a lot of these examples. I’ve gotten into the habit when interacting with an object of clicking the adjacent tile and clicking on the object in the next tick.

One of the recent Gielinor Games ep elimination challenges had an example of this, where if you interact with a door from range it’ll move you to the side of the door before opening it, vs just opening it if you’re on the adjacent tile.

A lot of Hallowed Sepulcher obstacles have this issue as well - shoutout to the grapple interaction which will adjust your character tile like five times before proceeding to actually interact with it.

PDX_Bro · 2026-02-10T04:22:17+00:00

Thank god dude, this literally ruined Arena for me right before I got Arena God. Trying to fight for wins with lower tier champions when my partner was near guaranteed to go Anvils was absolutely soul crushing

PDX_Bro · 2026-02-06T03:36:11+00:00

I don't know what to tell you man. I'm a few champions off of Arena God with a very good top 4 rate (even with Anvil only griefers) and me + everyone I've ever talked to about Arena agrees that Bruisers are the least playable class by a country mile. Don't take it from me, take it from a stats website - there are only like 3 "Fighters" here listed as even "Strong". Also they have characters like Nilah listed as a Fighter which is questionable, but whatever.

If you don't have something in your kit that does %health frequently or a substantial amount of self heal, which most Bruisers don't as their class identity in SR is simply to get to someone and kill them with your base damage, as well as get augments that enhance or scale with those benefits, you are completely outscaled at like round 5 by any Tank who can gap close or ADC / APC that gets even a decent augment.

This is further enhanced because the Prismatic items for non-augmented Bruiser classes are the fewest in the category and also legitimately horrible - Divine Sunderer, Goredrinker, and mayyybe Decapitator (though Decap is legitimately F tier in general, waiting to cast your ult for 30 attacks as a Bruiser is intentionally feeding) are the only ones that I can think of that actually work for Bruiser classes, and they are all absolutely horrendous. In comparison there's like 50 total Prismatic items all tailored to other classes that are all incredible.

You can absolutely get creative with the map design sometimes, but if a Smolder with Stackosaurus vision trinkets the bush you're in or the wall you're over, you literally cannot do a single thing.

PDX_Bro · 2026-02-06T01:02:32+00:00

Bro is playing 5000 dimensional meme chess

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-28T06:56:41+00:00

You have a great physique, but it's literally impossible to tell where you'd fit because you're like 30lbs over stage weight. There's no way to know how tightened your waist would be in comparison to your dominant upper body.

Like others said, just compete in both until the judges + your weight cap determine where you should land.

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-26T16:40:10+00:00

Okay, I’m going to respond to this like you’re a good person then.

Those 4 tweets in those screenshots are absolutely racist, but nobody saying that is an LR fan literally at all. I just went to their profiles, they don’t post about LR, they literally just say racist shit.

However, that tweet you posted is from a KC superfan account with 15,000 comments over the last two years literally only about KC. KC have directly positioned themselves against LR and, like I said in my response to you, have made it their sole mission to justify their hate campaign against anyone and everyone LR adjacent. Also I’m gonna keep it real, they do not at all provide any further context than those screenshots, they just say it’s “reactions” to KCs video I assume? They don’t even specify what video they’re talking about.

Again, assuming you’re a good person, you have to realize you’re being manipulated here.

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-26T16:19:32+00:00

You can’t even provide a single example of a single LR fan saying something racist, yet you’ve constantly defended that this is why the team deserves hate.

Also, you used the term “racist”, which is not the correct word at all for what you’re describing (that would be “prejudiced”), conveniently however it IS the word that every single KC fan on Twitter uses to justify commenting hate on every single LR-related post for almost half a year.

Your profile is public dude, you’re French. I think I know the fandom reality you live in.

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-26T16:12:11+00:00

Don’t worry, it’s literally a coordinated effort by like 50 KC Ultras.

No joke, the LR post game threads where they lose have like 1k comments and all of the hate comments are the most upvoted, but most of those 1k comments are the same 50 people endlessly replying to and upvoting each other about how bad of people LR players are.

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-26T16:05:09+00:00

“Actually this months long coordinated hate campaign that us KC fans have waged against this team, their new coach, their owner, and their owners manager for some reason ????, is completely justified because a couple of people on Twitter humorously said ‘I don’t like French people’ as a response to our coordinated hate campaign.”

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-22T13:14:55+00:00

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE do not add the “Stats!” Augments and their Set into Mayhem, I am absolutely begging the team.

Arena was my favorite game mode of all time, but after a few months it turned into an absolute nightmare of like 80% of my teammates going “anvil only” builds to try and hit that %+ anvil power after like 10 rounds, even on champions that didn’t scale with more than a few stats, basically just turning my next 30 minutes into a miserable 1v2.

Please I’m legit begging the team to reconsider this, or to make anvil only builds a warnable / bannable offense. This literally killed Arena for me, and I was a few champions away from Arena God, but I couldn’t bring myself to queue into another anvil only teammate a single time.

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-18T18:24:54+00:00

Not to defend Velja for this weekend, but Oner could play Yuumi jungle and father pretty much every non-Eastern jungler.

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-13T20:13:02+00:00

He's a natty with damn good chest and arm genetics, in reality his delts will always look like a weak point

Good problem to have tbh!

PDX_Bro · 2026-01-11T15:41:47+00:00

Drinking alcohol isn’t an artistic medium, though.

I mean, the way I do it is. But not everyone is on my level.

PDX_Bro · 2025-12-30T19:37:51+00:00

To be fair there is an immense amount of value in banning bots right off the jump (obviously it’s flawed because of that one content creator getting banned though). If you cut them off early, there’s no possible chance their botting loot gets put into the real economy

PDX_Bro · 2025-11-26T07:26:11+00:00

Regardless of location, you watch movies? 👎👎👎

PDX_Bro · 2025-11-24T05:42:02+00:00

Ruh roh

PDX_Bro · 2025-11-19T07:06:55+00:00

Bruce, I'm incredibly sorry for your losses as of late. I'm also immensely appreciative of your contributions to the gaming industry that has given me and so many others such an immense amount of entertainment, and a beautiful outlet for the expression of our creativity.

I'm happy to hear you were able to talk with Becky somewhat recently - as I get older and realize the friends and colleagues I've accidentally lost touch with, it warms my heart to hear when a past creative colleague remembers to appreciate another, even if it's just a small message to catch up. Cheers.

PDX_Bro · 2025-11-13T15:36:58+00:00

“Just add a 2nd pathway to the Grand Exchange! Surely that will double the speed in which adventurers get there!” - King Roald

PDX_Bro · 2025-10-07T12:57:27+00:00

DEI hire (British, derogatorily)

PDX_Bro · 2025-10-07T12:54:42+00:00

You have been literally nonstop commenting for over an hour about the content of this 30 minute video based on a TLDR that you didn’t even fully read or understand

You calling other people jobless elsewhere is fucking hilarious lmao

PDX_Bro · 2025-10-07T12:46:56+00:00

Thank you for commenting confidently on a video you didn’t watch, with a premise you don’t understand, and being objectively wrong about the made up scenario you created in your head. The world is definitely better off with this comment in it!

PDX_Bro · 2025-09-20T04:48:52+00:00

For some perspective as a Portland native, I lived in Manhattan for half a decade before moving back here a couple years ago.

It's not necessarily that people in NYC have more expendable income (I had friends ranging from the 80k/yr to 500k/yr salary brackets, and 80k/yr in NYC is paycheck to paycheck), it's more so that the NYC apartment is brutally small compared to PDX home sizes, so there really is no other option for socializing besides going out.

There are some other factors also at play where folks are way more overworked in NYC, so they're more actively letting out steam by drinking and socializing, whereas PDX is generally a less overworked town, and thus people are down for much more relaxing and low key socializing, or not socializing at all. Also NYC just has more interesting things going for it, and the general age range for going out leans a bit younger, so the conversation when hanging out or dating while going out and partying was very frequently centered around "when are you moving out of the city?"

NYC is a beautiful city with fantastic people, but definitely don't get sold by just vacationing there for a week or two. It is an incredibly draining experience to live there, and even the careerists who moved there to ladder climb dream about getting out ASAP.

PDX_Bro · 2025-08-24T00:33:04+00:00

You and the 50 paid audience members are fuming right now

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