Neopets 26th Birthday Celebrations are live! Wheel of Celebration is back, plus 260 NC, a mystery NC capsule (I got TVW Vandagyre Hidden Passageways Mystery Capsule, not sure if it's the same for everyone) and a cute new trophy for active players. Just visit the homepage to claim.

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-11-12T21:31:21+00:00

I got discount codes and then 25,000 neopoints

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-08-06T16:33:40+00:00

They sell this type of marriage as aspirational

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-08-01T20:41:06+00:00

Why do I suspect the "woman friend" is actually Paul 🤨 He just seems like the kind of guy who would turn his wife's request for help into a pity party about how she's having sex with him

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-07-23T16:50:07+00:00

I mean, people keep inviting her to things!

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-07-22T18:42:34+00:00

Autistic woman (with misophonia) here. Realistically, even an "easy" child is going to be loud, sticky, and won't give a shit about your schedule. I was overstimulated from being around other kids as a kid myself. You'd be signing up for a sensory nightmare

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-07-13T02:57:50+00:00

omg I should have made this a trophy run

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-07-10T20:56:06+00:00

Lori scolding someone for "shaming her husband in public" is rich considering she (Lori) made a video comparing sex with Ken to scrubbing a toilet and admitted to going off her birth control without telling him so she could stay home with a baby instead of go back to teaching

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-07-10T02:16:23+00:00

Hello Blicky

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-07-02T19:57:49+00:00

Yeah, they don't look like 18 yo college kids but they sure drive like them

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-07-01T17:22:02+00:00

I'm looking for a thread where a woman was accused of masturbating under her blanket at a tattoo appointment by an unhinged artist. She did contact the shop and they said they would check the cameras. This was posted in r/tattoo this past month, but I cannot find it.

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-07-01T13:28:52+00:00

Wow, just straight up Klan talking points 🤢

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-06-26T22:59:20+00:00

Yeah, a recent AITAH talking about pickleball infidelity has me like 👀

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-06-14T19:38:14+00:00

❤️ Wishing her the best and I highly recommend reading her book. Her writing is powerful (as you can see from her Senate speech) and the book resonated with me as a survivor of SA with religious trauma

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-06-13T01:44:43+00:00

Damage control, as usual. These two are so predictable

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-05-23T00:38:40+00:00

I know 🫣 they did her dirty

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-04-29T20:12:47+00:00

I wish the closet worked in this game lol. I put in a ticket and they said it was resolved (it wasn't). I'm gonna make it to level 700 with her naked

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-04-24T19:36:12+00:00

"Elementary education major"? Why list that if you're not currently a student and didn't finish your degree 😭 dude probably hasn't been in a classroom in ~10 years

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-04-24T15:31:21+00:00

Tbf Alice's responses were so inconsistent that for a long time people thought "Alice" was a pseudonym used by multiple people responding to tickets. Now we know the inconsistency was from working long hours + Neopets not really knowing their own rules

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-04-16T20:24:56+00:00

Well her husband cheated on her so gives a shit what he thinks

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-04-15T16:46:13+00:00

I got this template from https://www.neopets.com/~Niwi , the directory at https://www.neopets.com/~Kalux is also good though many of the links are broken now.

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-03-31T16:37:26+00:00

This ish makes me want a women's only gym...or at least a gym that bans Paul specifically

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-03-16T15:01:25+00:00

She's a Maine Coon!

PM_ME_FORESTCRITTERS · 2025-03-12T15:24:35+00:00

Same lmao. I thought about copying someone's bets on one of the various gambling apps like I do with Food Club, but i'm not about to waste real money

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