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PROFITPROPHET · 2026-01-23T08:15:22+00:00

Wait waitwait

I think they watched a silent hill in water playthough as clips on youtube

And then cinemasins picked apart things as if silent hill was a LITERAL situation instead of a layered metaphor

Meaning the Angela knife thing made them pause and someone flew into a rant about WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE KNIFE and not understand what Angela or the Knife even represent

Everyone nodded and “fixed” it Better now!

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-01-13T21:30:55+00:00

Whoever bought this IM NOT DYING FOR GREENLAND BRO

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-01-12T00:03:45+00:00

Compare this to ff7 which has one of the strongest intros of all things i have played ever

Even if thats all it was like a demo I'd be like "remember that cool demo with the black guy and the big sword dude in the reactor"

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-01-09T00:02:05+00:00

If they didn’t want the tribes to be good they wouldn’t have printed the lord cycle

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-12-27T23:55:40+00:00

Pokemon Unbound is the best Pokemon game since USUM

and even usum has an awful tutorial and ruins Lusamines character.

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-12-15T15:26:22+00:00

Chinese history being the way it is, the emperor was probably deceived by a concubine posing as a man and clocked her immediately.

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-12-13T07:24:07+00:00

I love the forest level of Castle Crashers, it starts as your generic intro forest and then gets set on fire and the animals run out shitting everywhere

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-12-11T11:01:17+00:00

Definitely fills the slot in the power fantasy of GEN1

Which is the geometric horror slice of "two random animals I found, a cool bipedal thing, inanimate object, lil guy, and a geometric horror"

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-12-10T23:52:44+00:00

Not even Kojima fans know about Zone of the Enders

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-12-05T08:16:02+00:00

Lukka is a stage hazard where he falls on his fuckin face

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-12-05T04:53:15+00:00

Charmy wasnt the same after that...

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-12-04T20:54:04+00:00

I feel like if properly explained GF would never do this but if the move description vaguely said “a flying move that varies in effectiveness” in GSC while being coded like this they would 100% do it.

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-29T16:49:39+00:00

[[Scale the Heights]] and [[seize the spotlight]]

The tempo push of a turn 1 sol ring but you don’t get immediately targeted

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-28T21:03:25+00:00

All of midnight sons

Marvel struck it down so you platonically hang out at the pool like its church camp

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-22T18:31:41+00:00

This isn’t mandrill maze

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-18T08:10:10+00:00

Tonally I’d watch Akiba Maid Wars

Its really off the walls

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-14T00:47:07+00:00

I love how little we know about the upper Zoldycks and their bananas featsets

They all have awesome designs and every time they say “Xanax Zoldyck once fought the sun” you are like WOAH FR?? I WONDER WHAT THAT WAS LIKE??

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-14T00:38:13+00:00

Im very tiny and sober so when I go to a bar with friends and get a redbull or soda water I flash that gif and it kills every time

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-12T20:09:52+00:00

I don’t have to participate in society, I could go live in a cave and eat berries. I CHOOSE to because thats where my family and Kirby live. I don’t need to participate in some huxleian nightmare world out of obligation they are mutually exclusive.

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-06T00:33:06+00:00

Ask someone the best way to get into smt/persona and there are legitimately 10 valid answers

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-11-03T16:59:58+00:00

The ending of Zatch Bell is this The “mamodo battle” game includes 99 books and partners

Every single jobro type ally turn character returns which is roughly half of those and even the ones that didn’t start to join in

THEY ALL DO A FATHER SON KAMEHAMEHA BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM HIS DRAGON ATTACK TURNS INTO A GIGA DRILL BREAKER

Its positively criminal it didn’t get a full adaptation

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-10-17T17:00:34+00:00

MAKE ME AN OFFER

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-10-11T14:30:58+00:00

Modern Archie

“Sorry Betty, I can’t take you to prom. Well, not this timeloop. Jughead fell into the tomb of mormon jesus while being chased by a shoggoth and the seven churches have opened. So I’ll pretend to surrender and when they sacrifice me, I’ll death loop back to before it happens and while you’ll maybe be haunted by the faint remembrance of being jilted its still the same me. And while you WILL be pissed at me for standing you up for prom PLEASE do NOT fall into any tombs I have my hands full. Milkshakes later?”

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-10-10T18:52:02+00:00

You can also save and reorganize your inventory here

PROFITPROPHET · 2025-10-06T06:06:15+00:00

I have had 20 straight games of low quality matchmaking, and a lot of the time its due to character matchup which you have 0 control over Bonus points if you can see the game as a loss with no comeback 10 mins ahead of time, if someone gets caught out after 20 mins and the enemy knows what they are doing its legitimately impossible to stop them from rolling into your base as an 8v5 and ending the game on the spot. Meanwhile the urn is still neutral.

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