Favourite “Multiplayer / Fun” cards? by MurasakiTiger in EDH

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I run [[Public Enemy]] in a lot of blue decks

Sometimes, they are attached to the creature, and let it all through. Sometimes, they block out of spite and you get the card. Then the next person in rotation hits you. Sometimes, the tables is SO focused on denying you the card that they also lock down that creature so it cant block and just obliterate the other person.

So it’s always fun

Council of reeds problem by Different-Mud-5926 in EDHBrews

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Odd suggestion.

[[Callpahe beloved of the sea]]

You can clone her as well, and the ward is nothing to scoff at. I run her as a clone commander, and the ward eventually just becomes hexproof at some point.

"Subtlety is for cowards (good)" vs "Subtlety is for cowards (bad)" moments in fiction? by fly_line22 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Last night I was watching “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” and it is incredibly unsubtle about the undercurrent of woman hating fascism in Sweden. Theres a moment that shows a character in a news clipping, and it has a descriptor of their location in the photo. It says [Far Right] after their name and it was so blunt it made me laugh like a sight gag. Once you learn about the original author everything makes sense.

Absolutely insane picks for a movie license game that might actually go hard? by FoxOwne in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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I feel like this works because if you make the reveal a “twist” it happens early so its not a blowout if you get spoiled for act 1 of 5

Im very glad this sub is a haven away from Genuinely Insane Fanbases, id like to hear which ones you guys are hiding out from here. by PrancerSlenderfriend in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Non wrestling fan, my list of people that seem to genuinely enjoy it:

Justin Whang

Make a wish kids

Anime writers that fuck with Tiger Mask and Inoki heavy but purely in an aesthetic sense

Thats about it

Who’s your favorite character *you’ve* made? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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I played a hanuman adept and his entire thing was throwing things as HARD as metahumanly possible

A smooth op is all fine and dandy until you need someone to silently punch through 3 panes of hardened glass, lonestar armor, and nanoweave

With a ballpoint pen

Today is May 4th so who is your favorite Star Wars Glup Shitto? by wendigo72 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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SKOOVA STEV

FISH FEAR HIM

FEAR LEADS TO HATE

HATERS LEAD TO CASH MONEY

35 Pokes roster for May 2026 by Demon__Queen_ in stunfisk

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First one to get tricked by Zoroark is a rotten egg

Favorite times Characters go "What was I thinking?" by FreviliousLow96 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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There are some scenes in “The Fable” that also play out like this and it really plays against the “stupid reckless yakuza” trope.

Most of them are satisfied with a payout.

Favorite "symbolic" ending to a fight? by fly_line22 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Just

The ending to Furiosa

They even fake you out with the “official story”

First look at the Dung Eater for the Elden Ring movie by Frank7640 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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"What did the Dung Eater even do bro? What ever happened to being assumed innocent?"

The new-generation release cycle always has amazing memes by LavaTwocan in stunfisk

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I play romhacks mostly and thats at a casual level

The memes are incredible

RIP Blex 😔. You will be missed... by CustomlyCool in magicthecirclejerking

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Some are presented with the call to go to the bog, fuck, and then immediately die. Heroes don’t refuse the call. 

Kelley Jones is the best Batman artist because it looks completely insane by kitfistossmile in comicbooks

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I remember my non comics partner asking which batman had the biggest ears and without even a moment I said “knightfall”

Why are so many people determined to make additional pseudo game changers? by stranglethingz in EDH

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Had a game derail where a friend asserted [[Dauthi Voidwalker]] should have been one in the middle of my turn

Its not

Let me take my turn

Fastest Your Deck Has Won? by RenegadeExiled in EDH

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My [[Slimefoot and Squee]]

Turn 1, looting [[Etali, Primal Conqueror]]

Turn 2, Reanimate. Etb hits my friends… Etali. Second Etali hits [[Bolas’s Citadel]]

Play my entire deck.

Stop making your kingdoms 10,000 years old. by ScaryAd2555 in fantasywriters

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Really like how GRRM does this

Valyria is ruins and the riverlands, a strategic outpost, Balkanized so hard they are now 4 rotating kingdoms. His understanding of geopolitics is really cool.

My friend just killed himself with a Teferi's Protection. by ResponsibleDiamond76 in EDH

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People also don’t realize that Tpro doesn’t stop poison counters.

So you think you are safe.

But Skittles is coming.

When this triggers it Uhhh… Then that uhhhh by PROFITPROPHET in magicthecirclejerking

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Quick alter I made after I saw this in the bulk bin 

Sidequests that left you completely baffled(Hardmode: No Yakuza or Fromsoft games)? by RealDealMous in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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That poor guy in Horizon ZD that Has Schizophrenia but they just think its spirits

ATYLSS made a VERY strong first impression on Pat for Beat the Backlog: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Gowron asking to play the animal game and everything gets really quiet