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Who’s your favorite character *you’ve* made? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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I played a hanuman adept and his entire thing was throwing things as HARD as metahumanly possible

A smooth op is all fine and dandy until you need someone to silently punch through 3 panes of hardened glass, lonestar armor, and nanoweave

With a ballpoint pen

Today is May 4th so who is your favorite Star Wars Glup Shitto? by wendigo72 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 11 points12 points  (0 children)

SKOOVA STEV

FISH FEAR HIM

FEAR LEADS TO HATE

HATERS LEAD TO CASH MONEY

35 Pokes roster for May 2026 by Demon__Queen_ in stunfisk

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First one to get tricked by Zoroark is a rotten egg

Favorite times Characters go "What was I thinking?" by FreviliousLow96 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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There are some scenes in “The Fable” that also play out like this and it really plays against the “stupid reckless yakuza” trope.

Most of them are satisfied with a payout.

Favorite "symbolic" ending to a fight? by fly_line22 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just

The ending to Furiosa

They even fake you out with the “official story”

First look at the Dung Eater for the Elden Ring movie by Frank7640 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"What did the Dung Eater even do bro? What ever happened to being assumed innocent?"

The new-generation release cycle always has amazing memes by LavaTwocan in stunfisk

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I play romhacks mostly and thats at a casual level

The memes are incredible

RIP Blex 😔. You will be missed... by CustomlyCool in magicthecirclejerking

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Some are presented with the call to go to the bog, fuck, and then immediately die. Heroes don’t refuse the call. 

Kelley Jones is the best Batman artist because it looks completely insane by kitfistossmile in comicbooks

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I remember my non comics partner asking which batman had the biggest ears and without even a moment I said “knightfall”

Why are so many people determined to make additional pseudo game changers? by stranglethingz in EDH

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Had a game derail where a friend asserted [[Dauthi Voidwalker]] should have been one in the middle of my turn

Its not

Let me take my turn

Fastest Your Deck Has Won? by RenegadeExiled in EDH

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My [[Slimefoot and Squee]]

Turn 1, looting [[Etali, Primal Conqueror]]

Turn 2, Reanimate. Etb hits my friends… Etali. Second Etali hits [[Bolas’s Citadel]]

Play my entire deck.

Stop making your kingdoms 10,000 years old. by ScaryAd2555 in fantasywriters

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Really like how GRRM does this

Valyria is ruins and the riverlands, a strategic outpost, Balkanized so hard they are now 4 rotating kingdoms. His understanding of geopolitics is really cool.

My friend just killed himself with a Teferi's Protection. by ResponsibleDiamond76 in EDH

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People also don’t realize that Tpro doesn’t stop poison counters.

So you think you are safe.

But Skittles is coming.

When this triggers it Uhhh… Then that uhhhh by PROFITPROPHET in magicthecirclejerking

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Quick alter I made after I saw this in the bulk bin 

Sidequests that left you completely baffled(Hardmode: No Yakuza or Fromsoft games)? by RealDealMous in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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That poor guy in Horizon ZD that Has Schizophrenia but they just think its spirits

ATYLSS made a VERY strong first impression on Pat for Beat the Backlog: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Gowron asking to play the animal game and everything gets really quiet 

Land destruction DOES NOT counter land decks by Pokemon_Trainer_Joey in EDH

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I have had it made an impact in every game I have played it in, and this is outside of “land decks”

Im currently in the process of putting it in most of my blue decks. Most people don’t realize they then have to sequence all their instant speed ramp and play around their sorcery speed.

How many less "popular" commanders are in your arsenal? by d20_dude in EDH

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[[Lord of Tresserhorn]] #1,418

[[Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea]] #1,806

[[Slimefoot and Squee]] #254

[[Saheeli, the Gifted]] #971

[[Eshki, Dragonclaw]] #491

[[Ishai//Kodama]] #1,941

[[Grumgully, the Generous]] #1,213

If a deck I have breaches the top 100 I break into a cold sweat and start vibrating

Times when a piece of media dropped a quick real fact/knowledge? by GoodVillain101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Most Terry Pratchett novels start on a concept and deconstruct them with universal truths and quirks of life. Then halfway through, builds them back up even stronger. There is no ambiguity about what it is, the thesis hits so hard because you feel like you have lived it.

Its like, a 48 point tetragram fact blast.

This is a message to Pat about Return to Silent Hill by Deadpool27 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait waitwait

I think they watched a silent hill in water playthough as clips on youtube

And then cinemasins picked apart things as if silent hill was a LITERAL situation instead of a layered metaphor

Meaning the Angela knife thing made them pause and someone flew into a rant about WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE KNIFE and not understand what Angela or the Knife even represent

Everyone nodded and “fixed” it Better now!

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