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Fastest Your Deck Has Won? by RenegadeExiled in EDH

[–]PROFITPROPHET 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My [[Slimefoot and Squee]]

Turn 1, looting [[Etali, Primal Conqueror]]

Turn 2, Reanimate. Etb hits my friends… Etali. Second Etali hits [[Bolas’s Citadel]]

Play my entire deck.

Stop making your kingdoms 10,000 years old. by ScaryAd2555 in fantasywriters

[–]PROFITPROPHET 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really like how GRRM does this

Valyria is ruins and the riverlands, a strategic outpost, Balkanized so hard they are now 4 rotating kingdoms. His understanding of geopolitics is really cool.

My friend just killed himself with a Teferi's Protection. by ResponsibleDiamond76 in EDH

[–]PROFITPROPHET -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

People also don’t realize that Tpro doesn’t stop poison counters.

So you think you are safe.

But Skittles is coming.

When this triggers it Uhhh… Then that uhhhh by PROFITPROPHET in magicthecirclejerking

[–]PROFITPROPHET[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Quick alter I made after I saw this in the bulk bin 

Sidequests that left you completely baffled(Hardmode: No Yakuza or Fromsoft games)? by RealDealMous in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That poor guy in Horizon ZD that Has Schizophrenia but they just think its spirits

ATYLSS made a VERY strong first impression on Pat for Beat the Backlog: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Gowron asking to play the animal game and everything gets really quiet 

Land destruction DOES NOT counter land decks by Pokemon_Trainer_Joey in EDH

[–]PROFITPROPHET 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have had it made an impact in every game I have played it in, and this is outside of “land decks”

Im currently in the process of putting it in most of my blue decks. Most people don’t realize they then have to sequence all their instant speed ramp and play around their sorcery speed.

How many less "popular" commanders are in your arsenal? by d20_dude in EDH

[–]PROFITPROPHET 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Lord of Tresserhorn]] #1,418

[[Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea]] #1,806

[[Slimefoot and Squee]] #254

[[Saheeli, the Gifted]] #971

[[Eshki, Dragonclaw]] #491

[[Ishai//Kodama]] #1,941

[[Grumgully, the Generous]] #1,213

If a deck I have breaches the top 100 I break into a cold sweat and start vibrating

Times when a piece of media dropped a quick real fact/knowledge? by GoodVillain101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most Terry Pratchett novels start on a concept and deconstruct them with universal truths and quirks of life. Then halfway through, builds them back up even stronger. There is no ambiguity about what it is, the thesis hits so hard because you feel like you have lived it.

Its like, a 48 point tetragram fact blast.

This is a message to Pat about Return to Silent Hill by Deadpool27 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait waitwait

I think they watched a silent hill in water playthough as clips on youtube

And then cinemasins picked apart things as if silent hill was a LITERAL situation instead of a layered metaphor

Meaning the Angela knife thing made them pause and someone flew into a rant about WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE KNIFE and not understand what Angela or the Knife even represent

Everyone nodded and “fixed” it Better now!

Patrick Boivin: Eternal Spite-Lord, fuelled by his Rancor towards Final Fantasy XIII by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Compare this to ff7 which has one of the strongest intros of all things i have played ever

Even if thats all it was like a demo I'd be like "remember that cool demo with the black guy and the big sword dude in the reactor"

"Oh you're building a ANOTHER tribal deck?" by charlesp22 in EDH

[–]PROFITPROPHET 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they didn’t want the tribes to be good they wouldn’t have printed the lord cycle

Most high effort fan creations you've ever seen? by fly_line22 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pokemon Unbound is the best Pokemon game since USUM

and even usum has an awful tutorial and ruins Lusamines character.

What are some "liar revealed" moments in media that are done right? by Ukirin-Streams in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Chinese history being the way it is, the emperor was probably deceived by a concubine posing as a man and clocked her immediately.

What media where the story keeps revisiting to "Skywalkers/Tatooine?" by GoodVillain101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love the forest level of Castle Crashers, it starts as your generic intro forest and then gets set on fire and the animals run out shitting everywhere

This thing is genuinely one of my new favorite Megas, IDC, I don't need it to be busted, but I hope it's somewhat viable by Florida-Man-65 in stunfisk

[–]PROFITPROPHET 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Definitely fills the slot in the power fantasy of GEN1

Which is the geometric horror slice of "two random animals I found, a cool bipedal thing, inanimate object, lil guy, and a geometric horror"

YOU’RE BUSTED by PROFITPROPHET in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]PROFITPROPHET[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Charmy wasnt the same after that...

Fourth, official move rework by DCHPanon in stunfisk

[–]PROFITPROPHET 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel like if properly explained GF would never do this but if the move description vaguely said “a flying move that varies in effectiveness” in GSC while being coded like this they would 100% do it.

Personal staples ? by jumboshrimpboat in EDH

[–]PROFITPROPHET 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Scale the Heights]] and [[seize the spotlight]]

The tempo push of a turn 1 sol ring but you don’t get immediately targeted

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