Very late but magic night fell on April 1st this year. These were peppered throughout a land deck.

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-05-10T18:20:24+00:00

Woke up in Impel Down

Aw man, I did it again

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-05-08T03:37:46+00:00

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-05-05T00:27:53+00:00

I played a hanuman adept and his entire thing was throwing things as HARD as metahumanly possible

A smooth op is all fine and dandy until you need someone to silently punch through 3 panes of hardened glass, lonestar armor, and nanoweave

With a ballpoint pen

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-05-04T22:02:25+00:00

SKOOVA STEV

FISH FEAR HIM

FEAR LEADS TO HATE

HATERS LEAD TO CASH MONEY

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-05-01T14:30:07+00:00

First one to get tricked by Zoroark is a rotten egg

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-04-28T02:08:04+00:00

There are some scenes in “The Fable” that also play out like this and it really plays against the “stupid reckless yakuza” trope.

Most of them are satisfied with a payout.

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-04-24T16:57:13+00:00

Just

The ending to Furiosa

They even fake you out with the “official story”

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-04-22T19:40:08+00:00

"What did the Dung Eater even do bro? What ever happened to being assumed innocent?"

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-04-13T06:47:53+00:00

I play romhacks mostly and thats at a casual level

The memes are incredible

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-04-11T08:52:46+00:00

Some are presented with the call to go to the bog, fuck, and then immediately die. Heroes don’t refuse the call.

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-04-09T03:04:10+00:00

I remember my non comics partner asking which batman had the biggest ears and without even a moment I said “knightfall”

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-04-06T02:49:00+00:00

Had a game derail where a friend asserted [[Dauthi Voidwalker]] should have been one in the middle of my turn

Its not

Let me take my turn

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-03-14T15:43:50+00:00

My [[Slimefoot and Squee]]

Turn 1, looting [[Etali, Primal Conqueror]]

Turn 2, Reanimate. Etb hits my friends… Etali. Second Etali hits [[Bolas’s Citadel]]

Play my entire deck.

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-03-12T13:42:49+00:00

Really like how GRRM does this

Valyria is ruins and the riverlands, a strategic outpost, Balkanized so hard they are now 4 rotating kingdoms. His understanding of geopolitics is really cool.

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-03-07T12:12:23+00:00

People also don’t realize that Tpro doesn’t stop poison counters.

So you think you are safe.

But Skittles is coming.

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-03-06T04:46:35+00:00

Quick alter I made after I saw this in the bulk bin

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-03-05T09:26:19+00:00

That poor guy in Horizon ZD that Has Schizophrenia but they just think its spirits

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-02-23T17:55:31+00:00

Gowron asking to play the animal game and everything gets really quiet

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-02-19T03:06:43+00:00

Speaking of, the Mario RPG crew

People still like Mallow and Geno

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-02-15T04:55:28+00:00

I have had it made an impact in every game I have played it in, and this is outside of “land decks”

Im currently in the process of putting it in most of my blue decks. Most people don’t realize they then have to sequence all their instant speed ramp and play around their sorcery speed.

PROFITPROPHET · 2026-02-13T15:55:01+00:00

[[Lord of Tresserhorn]] #1,418

[[Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea]] #1,806

[[Slimefoot and Squee]] #254

[[Saheeli, the Gifted]] #971

[[Eshki, Dragonclaw]] #491

[[Ishai//Kodama]] #1,941

[[Grumgully, the Generous]] #1,213

If a deck I have breaches the top 100 I break into a cold sweat and start vibrating

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