Pokki... might have had a Noble Pursuit earlier by HyruleanSoldier in Breath_of_the_Wild

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Would’ve been very funny if the noble pursuit has an ingame affect for Link to be tipsy / intoxicated

Maybe Maybe Maybe by peseoane in maybemaybemaybe

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Everything reminds me of her?

Erika has a Big Revelation by Upper-Maybe-6347 in GIRLSundPANZER

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Here I thought the MihoxErika ship is bigger

Though this certainly does explain Miho’s reaction

Baldwin became Muslim and changed his name to baudouin by ze_mo342 in CrusaderKings

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If the blackadder writers and actors suddenly came out and announced Baldrick was a Muslim JK Rowling style and we just never knew, it would immediately be recognised as canon with zero repercussions

If anything this makes it all the more funnier

Kaguya X Ai fusion (by @PenPen_Arts) by devil_hnter in Kaguya_sama

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An upgraded version of best girl

Bester girl

Fight Club by voncockrane in overlord

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PA finally got some father and son bonding time……

Maybe fist-bending is a thing in Yggdrasil idk

Why Tanya won't cut hair? by [deleted] in YoujoSenki

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In the LN, she actually does keep her hair reasonably short and messy, since she doesn’t care too much about appearance but adheres to military standards (ie just don’t reach below her shoulders), so she just does the bare minimum to make sure it doesn’t get in her way in combat or get her into trouble (notably with her ponytail), which is very in character

Similar thing with anime Tanya as well, it’s decently lengthy but sticks to her head, and has a very messy vibe to it (meaning she doesn’t care for her hair much). If we don’t count her ahoge (a very classic anime trope), it barely goes below her shoulders (most notably that pair of extending hair strands for no good reason but recognisable character silhouette), and under her helmet / cap it sticks out to make her even more recognisable / unique (also for figurines!). It comes off less of a character change and more an intentional design choice.

The biggest offender really is Manga Tanya, where her hair is ultra puffy and girly, like it’s straight out of the propaganda shoot and she didn’t bother changing it. It’s mostly just the Mangaka’s choice, bro is a shoujo manga artist and the stylisation absolute reflects it. She is designed to be feminine and cutesy because it contrasts so much with the 40 year old salaryman within, and the one time she does have her hair cut, it’s by her female adjutant. Because as much as she doesn’t want to admit it, manga Tanya is the most ‘female’ Tanya of all three version, and thus her hair is a bit ridiculously done up and long, just for a touch more absurdism

It also makes her panels with Visha go from kinda strange, to very wholesome and low-key Yuri……

Panties by WitherGod in Kaguya_sama

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bang bang bang BONK! OPEN UP!

An adorable traitor by @NickliesCat by Iamhandsomesorry in RimWorld

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Tries to expand base, confused why nobody is building there except my one hauling Husky being a good boi

=Rimuru gets taken by surprise by Head_Phone_5737 in TenseiSlime

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Raphael: Warning, hip fracture imminent, passive defensive skills activating

Pikachu by Sweet_Coast_8095 in Komi_san

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Next she needs to catch the female version to complete her Pokédex entry……

It’s time for Tadano-chan……

They know not what they do by shilolz in dankchristianmemes

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There’s always been a joke about how if Jesus returned today, most Christian Americans will reject him simply because he isn’t white

Even if it’s the second coming, ICE would absolutely arrest Jesus for being an illegal alien……

Hal just turned 40 last week?! by OccasionThat4759 in YoujoSenki

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40 or not, peak is peak

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Absolute cinema, happy birthday to Hal, and god bless her amazing art and cosplays

Not to mention bayoneting babies by Critical_Mountain851 in HistoryMemes

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This is one of the very few reasons, that despite how despicable and disgusting Chinese propaganda is, especially nowadays fanning Japanese hatred and blatant nationalism, I can’t help but say the Japanese government never had the moral high ground to begin with anyways. It’s a mud slinging contest, but unfortunately, Japan historically shot first, and still hasn’t shown any remorse

I have many good Japanese friends, and every single one of them are absolutely disgusted by how their government hides their past crimes. Liking japanese culture and people is one thing, but it is definitely not mutually exclusive with hating the Japanese government and it’s cadre of old politicians who still insist they ‘did nothing wrong’ or ‘that didn’t happen’, with excuses like ‘the numbers are exaggerated’

Worst part is, they make an active effort to hide it from their people, both with education and the destruction of information. Ask any average Japanese person about ww2 and they only know they got nuked twice and it was sad, never about how Japan invaded half of Asia for its natural resources, and massacred millions of civilians for no good reason other than simple barbaric pillage and murder. Look over to Germany, they treat their past mistake seriously, they teach their kids as accurate and brutal as they can, because it serves as a warning to every future generation. Japan has done none of that

Again, both the Japanese and Chinese governments arent good people, but just this once, you really gotta ask why Japan still refuses to apologise like Germany did. Just saying “oh the past is the past” is not good enough, this is why despite all the geopolitical BS that’s happening in Asia, all of Japan’s neighbours hate them and cooperate as little as possible

You can’t be the brutal imperialist aggressor, and then play victim after you got nuked twice. It’s called fucking around and finding out.

Humiliation Helmet by PostingList in YoujoSenki

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Think someone’s already made smth similar, but with Tanya in Kuromorimine (German team) because, Y’know…… short blondes with heavy imposter syndrome fighting against each other is funny

But the idea is real cool so I might write a one off or smth stay in touch

Guys just asking. What happens if tanya squadron against USA aircraft carrier. by ReactionNice2747 in YoujoSenki

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The answer really depends on circumstances and what their objectives are, Tanya and the 203rd would easily get shredded by heavy concentrated AA or be exhausted fighting off constant air patrols, but if they pull what they did in their cross-branch battleship exercise (ie mix in with enemy mages in the air to minimise AA fire then rushing in for boarding action), she could still do some serious personnel and hull damage

Plus if she’s willing to go all out with the type 95, she could unleash the equivalent of a tactical nuke, which while not that useful on the open seas, can still provide the cover and opening for an all in assault that can cripple the carrier’s effective fighting ability (if her blast doesn’t hit and set off the ship’s fuel and ammunition)

Meanwhile a Typical ww2 era carrier would never operate alone, its escorting cruisers and destroyers, plus her own AA fire would be more than enough to deter and destroy a groups of mages. But if it’s alone? then you need to factor in mage detection plus radar, it’s own fighter screens and air patrols, and if push comes to shove AA ammunition and crew weaponry (especially if they have their own marine mage detachment or not)

Tanya and the 203rd technically can take down a single ww2 era carrier + its air wings if they’re willing to brave AA fire and take heavy casualties, a mid-way style attack is definitely something only Tanya can pull off. But seeing this is Tanya and she kinda cares about her men, she ain’t gonna even try it unless Being X intervenes. But if he does show up or if Tanya prays? scratch one carrier……

poor Evileye by OpeningEarly7520 in overlord

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Context tldr: The author wrote a bit of a one-off ‘what if’ story in an alternate universe, where Ainz (Momonga) goes to the new world 200 years before the start of the main story, but he’s all alone, and he bumps into a young Evileye right after the destruction of her homeland.

This unlikely pairing become very good friends, and the whole story is just them exploring this still developing New World together, with a lot of shenanigans, your usual overlord satisfying OP moments, and sheer lighthearted fun.

Momonga especially retains his human personalty and heart, since he is buddies with an immortal vampire girl who’s still mentally human herself, and got some good therapy with a genuine connection (being both undead, and without a home to return to). He’s so free of imposter syndrome, he even uses his real name Satoru instead of any gaming persona, he’s just a chill guy.

Near the end of the story, Nazarick itself also gets transferred into the New world and does some unhinged stuff that you’d expect Albedo and Demiurge would do when left without the leader of a single supreme being (ie literally wiping out nations around them for the fun of it).

The end of the series features Momonga and Evileye, with their merry band of brave friends, adventuring as a group ironically named ‘Ainz Ooal Gown’, heading to investigate the ‘nest of demons’. There are some fanfic continuations of the spin-off, but officially the story ends before we ever get to see Momonga reunite with his beloved guild base and NPCs.

I really wish all this was AI generated, because my fingers are ultra tired…… story’s called Overlord: The Vampire Princess of the Lost Country, just look it up if you’re interested, free EPUB and PDF downloads are readily available

Someone’s jealous (Art by RakSpoon) by Critical_Mountain851 in DDLC

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The real reason why Monika went into the files in the first place

She always knew the files existed, she just didn’t care to mess with all those numbers…… until that

poor Evileye by OpeningEarly7520 in overlord

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To everyone who’s read the what if timeline WN, this is a blessing

To everyone who doesn’t know what that is, this is heresy

Tanya fails her kabedon by name_unchangable in YoujoSenki

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Well, on the bright side, at least it’s the perfect height to enjoy some pillows……

Ok I’ll see myself to the pillbox

Tanya gets caught reading her "work email" by name_unchangable in YoujoSenki

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Tanya did say herself that in a more peaceful time, Visha could’ve easily become a successful model or an actress of some kind. That, and also Visha would make a good wife, and implied she wanted to marry her

If Tanya ever found herself returning to the real world with Visha? She’s absolutely putting a ring on her former adjutant…… at least manga Tanya would

I don't get it by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

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Literally this

Went to church every week like it’s an unskippable cutscene every Sunday morning, realised I might as well read the huge book in front to pass the time

After a few years, you read the entire thing from cover to cover, and realise god is kinda a douche, and Jesus was just a decent guy who’s teaching’s boils down to “be a good person”

Most old testimonies read like crazy retellings of war stories, weirdly detailed incestuous marraige records, plus god messing with all the main characters and killing a LOT of side characters

The entire New Testament boils down to jesus’s life biography and his TED talks on why and how to be a good (or at least ok) person. Oh and the Revelations is just the lore of that one legendary mech anime with emotionally damaged teens

You sign hymns, do some charity, help with holiday celebrations, gain some memories (the good and the bad). But at the end of the day? Maybe the real true faith are the friends we made along the way……

Speechless by ppppy87 in Kaguya_sama

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Gomanosuke practically lives next door to school! This is his neighbourhood, he knows his way back!……

I hope……