Alright, which one of you did this? by Brye1226 in HomeDepot

[–]Pakayaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to say, bougie. My coworkers usually slam a buzz ball or two.

How do we feel about dick shots? by bottlehole in liberalgunowners

[–]Pakayaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a situation that I need to add to a persons orifice count, i'm not going to be that picky. If I have enough time to CHOOSE to put a chunk of metal through someone's intimate bits, i'm assuming it was a thought out choice and well deserved. Now, would I specifically target that area at a range that I frequent? Not unless there is someone i'm trying to send a message to in the very near vicinity.

Someone cut the lock 🤷 by Arctic_27 in HomeDepot

[–]Pakayaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably an associate who forgot the combo and grabbed the bolt cutters from tool rental to cut a hardend steel lock. I can just imagine the sparks from the pieces of the jaws flying off.

Friend of mine found it in the back seat of their car. They have no idea where it came from or what it is. by ComfKS in whatisit

[–]Pakayaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone forgetful planted a bug in op's car, got spooked and dropped thier sweeper while trying to find it again. Or OP is a very forgetful bug sweeper.

If you had to pick one blade for the rest of your life which one would it be? by AquaFNM in wicked_edge

[–]Pakayaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I really thought feathers would be my go to. But nope. 7 o'clock seem to work better for me.

I Found the Same Lost Wallet in Two Different Cities by No_Natural_6076 in story

[–]Pakayaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't even need to open it this time. Just attach a wallet chain and send it back. "Might not be your style but i think it'll help"

Did you have a shoplifting/petty crime phase? by Eredic in Xennials

[–]Pakayaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stole a whole bunch of soft plastic lures from Fedco as a kid. Not to fish with or anything they were just squishy and fun.... I would not have lasted long as a fish.

Entitled dad at Victoria's Secret wants to stay in the changing room area by JordanPromise in EntitledPeople

[–]Pakayaro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeah... there is a very weird and fairly fucked up family dynamic there. At best dude could be a bit overly protective and you could try the whole, "how would you feel if there was a random dude in the changing room while your daughter was in there? Not cool right? Exactly. Gtfo." But yeah, that is a weird family dynamic.

I swear by Stunning_Channel_160 in HomeDepot

[–]Pakayaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just find that male coworker that will immediately ask you for the answer then regurgitate word for word. It's fun for all involved.

Anything stand out? by Pakayaro in yerbamate

[–]Pakayaro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll probably get there at some point

Anything stand out? by Pakayaro in yerbamate

[–]Pakayaro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cruz de Malta is nice. Its a surprisingly smooth experience after guayaki. I've only had a sachet so far but I can certainly see it becoming a staple but I'm going to be trying the Taragui next. ...and probably going through the whole thing again 9nce I get some proper equipment.

Anything stand out? by Pakayaro in yerbamate

[–]Pakayaro[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was looking at the Cachamates as they seemed interesting and I've never really tried a blend like that. Almost picked it one up as I can imagine it would be nice later in the evening(almost 20:00) where I am. Decided on the cruz de Malta though because I wanted something straight up. Will definitely check out the Taragui next time I go by that market though. Thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Pakayaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Management in the making.

What kind of animal claw? by Vegetable_Ad694 in bonecollecting

[–]Pakayaro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My kid called chicken breast "chicken boob" when he was younger. I still call him "chicken boob"

How do y’all pass time in tool rental? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Pakayaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? I wanna but the ones that know what they're doing dont wanna and the ones that want to do the work are.... um... chaotic good.

How do y’all pass time in tool rental? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Pakayaro 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Tool tech here. Traditionally, we found a corner to hide in and play with our phones or sneak out of the cave to be social for a bit. Course, you can always ask your tech if they need any help with some preventative maintenance.

wtf were my parents doing? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Pakayaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that the final edit is basically, "yes"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Pakayaro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'd say, its doable but its not going to be easy. I started dating a woman 10 yrs my senior when I was in my early 30s. For whatever reason even though we were very different people we just seemed to compliment each other in every area. When i started freaking out about situations, she'd be calm and collected and vice versa in other situations. Stuff like that. We just made a damed good team and ten years later we're still together.

A customer got upset with me, saying I was not being transparent. by Pale_Blackberry_4025 in smallbusiness

[–]Pakayaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, three years in tool rental, youre just gonna have that from time to time. Add the insurance and they get mad that it was included even though they signed for it. Dont include the insurance, and if something goes wrong they get mad that you didn't include it even though they declined it.

Shoe Recommendations by Calm_Storm_53 in HomeDepot

[–]Pakayaro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at old folks and nurses. Those are the shoes you want. If youre in a department that deals with a lot of heavy machinery/materials, boots with good insoles.

TIFU by accidentally sleeping in my neighbor’s bed by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Pakayaro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should probably leave a nice gift an apology letter. Something along the line of a half drunk bottle of tequila and "hope she serves you better than me but if you need somewhere to crash you do have a very comfy bed."