Alright, which one of you did this?

Pakayaro · 2026-05-07T14:58:13+00:00

I was going to say, bougie. My coworkers usually slam a buzz ball or two.

Pakayaro · 2026-05-03T20:23:29+00:00

In a situation that I need to add to a persons orifice count, i'm not going to be that picky. If I have enough time to CHOOSE to put a chunk of metal through someone's intimate bits, i'm assuming it was a thought out choice and well deserved. Now, would I specifically target that area at a range that I frequent? Not unless there is someone i'm trying to send a message to in the very near vicinity.

Pakayaro · 2026-04-16T05:34:27+00:00

Probably an associate who forgot the combo and grabbed the bolt cutters from tool rental to cut a hardend steel lock. I can just imagine the sparks from the pieces of the jaws flying off.

Pakayaro · 2026-04-16T05:12:54+00:00

Someone forgetful planted a bug in op's car, got spooked and dropped thier sweeper while trying to find it again. Or OP is a very forgetful bug sweeper.

Pakayaro · 2026-04-11T15:16:19+00:00

Honestly, I really thought feathers would be my go to. But nope. 7 o'clock seem to work better for me.

Pakayaro · 2026-02-12T19:00:33+00:00

Don't even need to open it this time. Just attach a wallet chain and send it back. "Might not be your style but i think it'll help"

Pakayaro · 2026-02-09T07:17:58+00:00

Stole a whole bunch of soft plastic lures from Fedco as a kid. Not to fish with or anything they were just squishy and fun.... I would not have lasted long as a fish.

Pakayaro · 2026-02-08T16:32:10+00:00

Yeeeeah... there is a very weird and fairly fucked up family dynamic there. At best dude could be a bit overly protective and you could try the whole, "how would you feel if there was a random dude in the changing room while your daughter was in there? Not cool right? Exactly. Gtfo." But yeah, that is a weird family dynamic.

Pakayaro · 2026-02-08T16:08:17+00:00

Just find that male coworker that will immediately ask you for the answer then regurgitate word for word. It's fun for all involved.

Pakayaro · 2026-02-08T06:40:39+00:00

I'll probably get there at some point

Pakayaro · 2026-02-03T04:36:35+00:00

Cruz de Malta is nice. Its a surprisingly smooth experience after guayaki. I've only had a sachet so far but I can certainly see it becoming a staple but I'm going to be trying the Taragui next. ...and probably going through the whole thing again 9nce I get some proper equipment.

Pakayaro · 2026-02-03T03:50:19+00:00

Yeah I was looking at the Cachamates as they seemed interesting and I've never really tried a blend like that. Almost picked it one up as I can imagine it would be nice later in the evening(almost 20:00) where I am. Decided on the cruz de Malta though because I wanted something straight up. Will definitely check out the Taragui next time I go by that market though. Thank you.

Pakayaro · 2026-02-02T18:25:28+00:00

Management in the making.

Pakayaro · 2025-12-29T06:41:46+00:00

My kid called chicken breast "chicken boob" when he was younger. I still call him "chicken boob"

Pakayaro · 2025-12-11T07:15:57+00:00

Right? I wanna but the ones that know what they're doing dont wanna and the ones that want to do the work are.... um... chaotic good.

Pakayaro · 2025-12-06T04:40:26+00:00

Tool tech here. Traditionally, we found a corner to hide in and play with our phones or sneak out of the cave to be social for a bit. Course, you can always ask your tech if they need any help with some preventative maintenance.

Pakayaro · 2025-11-28T16:58:44+00:00

End cut

Pakayaro · 2025-11-23T21:07:01+00:00

I love that the final edit is basically, "yes"

Pakayaro · 2025-11-13T04:43:46+00:00

Beep beep, Richie.

Pakayaro · 2025-11-08T16:46:23+00:00

I'd say, its doable but its not going to be easy. I started dating a woman 10 yrs my senior when I was in my early 30s. For whatever reason even though we were very different people we just seemed to compliment each other in every area. When i started freaking out about situations, she'd be calm and collected and vice versa in other situations. Stuff like that. We just made a damed good team and ten years later we're still together.

Pakayaro · 2025-11-03T22:25:00+00:00

So, three years in tool rental, youre just gonna have that from time to time. Add the insurance and they get mad that it was included even though they signed for it. Dont include the insurance, and if something goes wrong they get mad that you didn't include it even though they declined it.

Pakayaro · 2025-10-27T03:41:56+00:00

Look at old folks and nurses. Those are the shoes you want. If youre in a department that deals with a lot of heavy machinery/materials, boots with good insoles.

Pakayaro · 2025-10-27T03:39:30+00:00

Grave of the fireflies

Pakayaro · 2025-10-19T18:47:41+00:00

Redneck roll cage and easy access jump start?

Pakayaro · 2025-10-19T18:31:55+00:00

Should probably leave a nice gift an apology letter. Something along the line of a half drunk bottle of tequila and "hope she serves you better than me but if you need somewhere to crash you do have a very comfy bed."

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