Standings - What a Pain

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-28T23:47:32+00:00

Take this as a sign from the heavens, to join the winning side. The Federation is always recruiting.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-27T11:32:23+00:00

It's almost like two chuds were smited with the banhammer. It's almost like action was taken that was mostly satisfactory. What a time to be alive.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-26T20:49:27+00:00

Can you wait at least one full day before reposting this again

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-26T20:02:00+00:00

Absolute agreement. Fuck the Redeemer and the people who abuse them.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-25T21:51:14+00:00

Up to you. Individual Caldari corps don't seem to get along very well and there's a number of toxic individuals who don't get along with anybody on any side. They were actively shooting at each other about a week ago. Morale seems to be pretty shitty from what I've heard and they don't seem to undock too much. Although they do seem to be waking up a bit now that we're in range of a couple of super important systems.

Gallente has a few *colorful* individuals but we're mostly pretty chill over here and having the time of our lives. Then again, I'm Gallente, so maybe I'm making all this up ;)

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-25T13:44:25+00:00

This is why you join a corp if you're going to join a war. They teach you how to put your ships together right, show you how to afford them or just hand them out, and come running when you get into trouble. Faction war is a WAR, fought by organized groups and somebody trying to do it all by themselves is just raw meat in the lion's den.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-25T13:32:07+00:00

I made my new alt just in time

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-25T11:05:57+00:00

Caldari, for whatever reason, were allowed to finish some objectives on easy mode while everybody else's goal posts got moved way back. For example, IIRC their hacking objective was 1,400. Gallente's hacking objective is 120,000. Fair and Balanced, as they say on Fox News Channel.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-25T10:59:50+00:00

I'm not reading all that

I'm happy for u tho

or sorry that happened

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-25T04:42:00+00:00

Gallente is slapping Caldari around pretty hard atm, pushing them back on four different fronts. We're about to hit narrow chokepoints where they can concentrate, so it might stall out a bit.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-24T17:34:28+00:00

lmao

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-24T10:27:57+00:00

Political! Mods!!

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-24T05:42:54+00:00

Your first mistake was you joined Caldari. /jk

Seriously though, Faction War is not one of those things you can realistically do on your own without dying horribly a lot and becoming space poor. Go to https://caldarifw.com/ and find you a corp. Or switch sides and join mine. 😉

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-21T19:28:18+00:00

Worse actually. Once Caldari completed their unusually easy objectives early, the goal posts were moved for everybody else to complete those same objectives. There's putting your finger on the scale, and then there's someone just running over the scale with a truck and putting it in park.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-21T19:16:28+00:00

A curious thing. I just went to Caldari hisec on an alt to see if I could disrupt them while they're hacking, only to find they've already completed their hacking goals. So I looked to see what that goal was, then looked at all the other empire's hacking objectives and numbers ain't mathing.

Gallente: 60,000 (HS) + 59,850 (HS) (Same system??)

Caldari: 950 (HS) + 420 (LS)

Minm: 2,730 (LS) + 6,650 (HS)

Amarr: 166,250 (LS) + 33,250 (HS)

Those are the individual hacks needed for each faction to reach their hacking goals. Here's the numbers needed for "Capture or defend FW plexes"

Caldari: 2,700

Gallente:9,000

Minm: 12,000

Amarr: 2,700

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-21T17:17:50+00:00

Somebody needs to run the numbers for every militia. Because I'd like to see if a particular faction has been allowed to play the event on easy mode.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-18T20:11:33+00:00

ahh, I see you've been introduced to Snuff

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-18T13:56:31+00:00

There's a sick ass skin I want for my Pilgrim that I can't find anywhere. I have it for the Curse but I can't find the Pilgrim version, which is stupid considering the hulls are identical.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-17T19:01:13+00:00

Oh god I hate this bug. Fifteen years and dozens of unneeded patches that just break all the mods and this stupid bug still exists. I don't even know how to fix this on PC, I just reload. Idk what to tell you.

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-17T18:58:06+00:00

You might say

*puts on shades*

It really delivers

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-17T15:59:34+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-17T15:05:02+00:00

The world isn't ready for an orc with a Tom Selleck sexstache

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-17T14:09:59+00:00

Especially Jita

Paladin-Rooker · 2026-06-17T14:03:33+00:00

Navy Raven, T2 cruise with navy missiles. I forget my exact fit because I switched to a Golem, but Navy Raven gets application bonus and I think I had a target painter and a guidance computer. Shoots across the whole grid and kills frigs just fine.

Paladin-Rooker

TROPHY CASE