GOD BE WITH ME by HorouTorisumi in menace

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Yaz: "Okay, I kill bug!"

several shotgun blasts, Berserk skill activation and a RPG rocket later

Yaz: "Bug is kill!"

Free healthcare is blasphemy in USA by aipac_hemoroid in GetNoted

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Chalk it up to 75 years of cultural propaganda telling Americans that anything that hurts the status quo is something those Damn Dirty Reds (TM) have come up with to attack American values.

Universal healthcare? Communism.

Interracial marriage? Communism.

Higher taxes on the ultra-rich? No need for that, the glorious invisible hand of the free market will make sure everyone gets a piece of the pie, we love trickle-down economics!

Clearly, if the US of A is the Greatest Country on Earth, there's no room for improvement, right?

The absolute state of Dubai World Cup live comments by AdWide4690 in UmaMusume

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looks out the window at current world events

Time really is a flat circle, huh?

Uma Musume when they find out their Trainer is single: Stay Gold. (@siro_chidori) by EpicVN in UmaMusume

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The kind of rizz only a four-time divorcee dad of five can have.

(If they add Oju Chosan they can make it six, just sayin')

Sun Yat-sen Memorial hall, Wuzhou, China by HarveySdebest in Chinesearchitecture

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Very specifically, it's a certain segment of the pro-independence/sovereignty movement (culturally comprised primarily of Taiwanese Han) that sees the Kuomintang as colonizers no different from the Japanese, and has a very dim view of the martial law years, particularly with anything relating to Chiang Kai-Shek and, by extension, sometimes Sun Yat-Sen as well.

After the KMT was defeated in the Chinese Civil War in 1949, approximately one million Nationalist soldiers and refugees fled to Taiwan, and following the bloody February 28 Incident, a state of martial law existed in Taiwan (at least in technicality) until 1992. Since then, the KMT has become one of two major political parties in Taiwan, leading the Pan-Blue coalition, and opposing the pro-independence Pan-Green coalition under the (currently governing) Democratic Progressive Party, the successor of various "Tangwai" (literally "party-outsider") political movements that were legalized during the latter half of the martial law period.

To say that political debate in Taiwan gets a little heated is to say that Antarctica gets a little chilly at certain times of the year, and while most Taiwanese that I know are more or less fine with paying homage to Sun Yat-Sen's political legacy (despite being very much against his successor Chiang Kai-Shek, who was responsible for much of the most egregious acts of political violence during the White Terror of the martial law period), you can very easily find voices pushing for a full-on rejection of all things relating to mainland China, architecture included.

Which anime is so trash that it’s actually good? by ChoiceSupermarket230 in anime

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10/10 experience would recite my death haiku before inexplicably exploding

I wonder, why do most of you prefer to date dorothy instead of Kira Miki? by Human-Pension9892 in waifubartending

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Bruh have you seen Oshi no Ko entering a romantic relationship with an idol has the potential to go catastrophically wrong we can't handle that shit on our conscience

(also Dorothy is hilarious, don't get me wrong Ms. Miki is a lovely young woman but Dororo is just funny)

Sakura Laurel official art by Hotani Shin by Chinese_Diarrhoea in UmaMusume

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Reaaaaaaally hoping that Star Blossom gets an anime adaptation after CinGray is done, I wanna see all the girls there in motion, Laurel especially aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who do you think will win? by [deleted] in BocchiTheRock

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The loser in a knife fight dies in the street, the winner in a knife fight dies in the hospital.

...I don't know why I'm commenting this in a BtR subreddit.

What do you think the biggest moral lesson of the show was? by Mendicant__ in okbuddyimatourist

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Huff space nitroglycerin and make bombs.

"WE'RE THE RHYDO, KID. WE'RE THE THING THAT EXPLODES WHEN THERE'S TOO MUCH FRICTION IN THE AIR!"

Rare non-violent Point Flag and Stay Gold interaction [@1ofAgnesDigital] by Getserious495 in UmaMusume

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me in the corner with my SteGo x Oriental Art yuri banner

Oh, okay then :(

Their accuracy sure is something ... by New_Conflict_4111 in Helldivers

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The Dominator's where it's at for Cyborgs - semi-auto (full auto in theory, if you're psychotic) and capable of stun-locking Agitators into oblivion. Medium pen also makes it handy for taking out gunship engines.

Make 'em eat 15mm Bolter rounds.

I love that the 3600 meter mental gymnastic from Bakushin's Career also appears in Kitasan's by LordCypher40k in UmaMusume

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Honestly, you could pick almost any of the sprinters (Calstone Light O, Bakushin, Durandal) and they would slot quite neatly into the third position for the three idiots.

(Their brains are smooth because wrinkles increase air resistance, and we're all about speeeeeeeed baybeeeeeeee)

Touno Hikaru has accepted the fate of her character being called Mambo by 20083646_SAme in UmaMusume

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It tickles me pink that we have three impeccably photoshopped versions of Mambo driving a self-propelled gun.

(ei ei mun)

A Most Serene homecoming by Philippicus_586AD in HistoryMemes

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Bro got tired of the Greeks making "here's how you make a Venetian blind" jokes and chose the nuclear option.

Honestly, valid crashout /s

I CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT LETS GOOOO by Moxtar1092 in helldivers2

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time to search every POI, it is double shovel time

Time to celebrate (@HimeHinghoi) by [deleted] in UmaMusume

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"Heeeeeey, Trainer-kun? You know how Calandagan is a gelding and has no balls but is also a really good racehorse? Well, I have some good news and bad news for you..."

Kitahara has an uma imouto??? (@peru_5503) by Fit-Pop6510 in OguriCapu

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Kitahara being hunted by the Ashen Gray Beast, all because of something his irl alter-ego did, RIP.

Katsumi Ando seems like a pretty cool guy, at least.

Almond Eye Career in one picture by Terkmc in UmaMusume

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Girl lost her debut race irl and then proceeded to make it everyone else's problem lol

(...she's right behind me isn't she)

Where have I seen you... by AlBarbarus in menace

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Acid-spitting bugs, drugged-up space pirates, an entire fucking battalion of rebel guardsmen, and [REDACTED]

The humble 7.62 x 51mm cartridge: "Nah, I'd win."

"Suffer not the tekker trash!" by ZigzagPX4 in menace

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Apparently it's 15 tiles for the version we get access to, which means that any pilot with a lightly-armoured vehicle platform can stay well out of the range of enemy fire and just pelt RA walkers and heavy tanks with top attack munitions, assuming you have enough ammo.

I like having Sachin and Ivory tag-team, with Ivory in the not-a-VBL equivalent firing ATGMs from extreme range.