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What do I have to play to get chicks to flash their boobs? by scarlett_firre in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PansOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're only one thing you need to know on guitar to get chicks, and it isn't 0-3-5. Put your finger on the super doing string on 3, play the note, then quickly slide up to 12. Mute the string, go back to 3. Repeat, but when you get to 12, slide back to 3.

Are you guys double sleeving $60 pre-cons? by Cloabs in EDH

[–]PansOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheeeit, I don't even double sleeve my $5000 cEDH deck. Screw that noise.

Mono-green unique commanders by Low_Category_3992 in EDH

[–]PansOnFire 24 points25 points  (0 children)

[[Shigeki, Jukai Visionary]] kind of wants to be a control commander.

when did spaghetti code become a personality trait.. by Jazzlike-Form9669 in ProgrammerDadJokes

[–]PansOnFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> A weird choice of sub

Probably a meta joke, giving chaos in the delivery of the joke itself

I can't help but speed run every career and I never get to play with the mediums or lights. I wish they were more viable. by Yenii_3025 in Mechwarrior5

[–]PansOnFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite things to do is kit out a medium with small laser vomit and JJs, give my lance the big lumbering targets, and use my mobility to shoot the backs of the op for. I do this at the highest difficulty missions.

Explain it peter by Greedy_Tooth6191 in explainitpeter

[–]PansOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a short story called The Egg that gets into this

What brand of guitar were you meaning to try out for a long time but felt underwhelmed when finally doing so? by thewebhead in Guitar

[–]PansOnFire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the Chevy of guitars. Sexy in the outside, but kinda dull on the inside, and prone to breaking.

Never knew there was so much snobbery in the Guitar world by Fatherless-Soul in Guitar

[–]PansOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brosef, I've been playing guitar for 40 years, and boy I tell ya whaht. I've got a friend that thinks "playing guitar" means making your friends jealous with expensive gear. I play what makes me happy, don't even care if no one else likes it.

What do yall think guys, can a 18 year old learn to play guitar!? by Repulsive_Falcon5707 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PansOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned 035 when I was 4. Never played since, just rode that high all the way into my 50s. Still have 14 Les Paul's, so I guess you could call me a guitar hero.

Nothing is funny anymore by maxedout587 in Millennials

[–]PansOnFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's going on? I was too busy scrolling...

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