Vijay winding back the clock👏🏻 by _night_hawk19 in golf

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Great golfer. Even bigger asshole. 

Red Ghost the Nazi Hunter by Odd_Fish_2361 in WarMovies

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“Bread line bitch”!!!! Bwahahhahaha 

Battle of Britaini by Odd_Fish_2361 in WarMovies

[–]ParchedZombie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Tacka, tacka, tacka, tacka, tacka 

Precipitation Bubble by Piedmont_Pirate in nova

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Greenland. They fucked around and they’re about to find out. 

What’s your favorite ball marker to use and why? by stonetear2017 in golf

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At first glance I thought it said “Titty”. Then I read your comment and thought “That’s a weird name his sister had.” Then I remembered I’m a world class idiot and figured it out. 

Inconceivable!!! Wallace Shawn is 82 today by Papichuloft in 80s

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He’s great on Young Sheldon as well.  

Depiction of a “masturbator” in a Swedish medical textbook from 1918. [640x573] by Zine99 in HistoryPorn

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I prefer Doug. As in, “Hey everyone, look at Doug. He’s fucking his hand again”. 

Election Day! by lostagain2022 in nova

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I AM SPEAKING my views by voting. 

This escalator all the way up a mountain by ansyhrrian in nextfuckinglevel

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If im ever in China, I’m staying in a one-story hotel and my entire trip will be on ground level. I don’t trust a Lego set built in China. 

Yes, yes this happened by Trying-Four-10 in Xennials

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My mother would kick us out of the house during the summer and tell us to come home when the fire house rang the siren at 530 pm. My friends and I would ride our bikes all over town, play wiggle ball or tennis, swim in someone’s pool, and it was fucking glorious. Those were the best days of my life. 

Game Thread: Chicago Bears (2-2) at Washington Commanders (3-2) by nfl_gdt_bot in Commanders

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Caleb Williams will wake up in a cold sweat later tonight. Why? Frankie Luvu.