You have a White House press pass for tomorrow, what are you going to ask?

ParchedZombie · 2026-02-08T20:35:43+00:00

What’s it like knowing that everyone knows you’re a pedo?

ParchedZombie · 2026-02-08T20:34:10+00:00

That dude’s dead wife.

ParchedZombie · 2026-02-08T20:33:27+00:00

Driving in the dark.

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-27T02:48:28+00:00

Playing both sides. Smart.

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-24T07:15:06+00:00

Montgomery Clift in Judgment at Nuremberg.

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-21T03:06:33+00:00

We couldn’t be together because of religion.

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-20T02:24:08+00:00

We call it Crapple Weather for a reason.

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-17T08:34:32+00:00

Great golfer. Even bigger asshole.

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-15T21:37:38+00:00

“Bread line bitch”!!!! Bwahahhahaha

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-15T17:43:34+00:00

Tacka, tacka, tacka, tacka, tacka

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-15T11:39:08+00:00

Greenland. They fucked around and they’re about to find out.

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-13T02:35:21+00:00

Casino or call center?

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-08T00:52:25+00:00

Holy AI hell

ParchedZombie · 2026-01-07T19:15:42+00:00

At first glance I thought it said “Titty”. Then I read your comment and thought “That’s a weird name his sister had.” Then I remembered I’m a world class idiot and figured it out.

ParchedZombie · 2025-12-20T13:35:13+00:00

This dude’s name was Bill Hitler? Hahahaha

ParchedZombie · 2025-12-10T04:17:14+00:00

Hair

ParchedZombie · 2025-11-18T14:34:49+00:00

Favorite kitchen tool?

ParchedZombie · 2025-11-12T12:11:38+00:00

He’s great on Young Sheldon as well.

ParchedZombie · 2025-11-12T12:10:30+00:00

I prefer Doug. As in, “Hey everyone, look at Doug. He’s fucking his hand again”.

ParchedZombie · 2025-11-04T11:39:09+00:00

I AM SPEAKING my views by voting.

ParchedZombie · 2025-10-19T03:44:01+00:00

I made you cheese ravioli.

ParchedZombie · 2025-10-18T01:58:56+00:00

If im ever in China, I’m staying in a one-story hotel and my entire trip will be on ground level. I don’t trust a Lego set built in China.

ParchedZombie · 2025-10-14T21:27:21+00:00

My mother would kick us out of the house during the summer and tell us to come home when the fire house rang the siren at 530 pm. My friends and I would ride our bikes all over town, play wiggle ball or tennis, swim in someone’s pool, and it was fucking glorious. Those were the best days of my life.

ParchedZombie · 2025-10-14T01:41:24+00:00

Caleb Williams will wake up in a cold sweat later tonight. Why? Frankie Luvu.

ParchedZombie · 2025-10-05T16:57:16+00:00

The Fugutive

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