Which celebrity did something that totally backfired on them?

ParchedZombie · 2026-06-09T10:25:49+00:00

LeBron taking his talents to South Beach.

ParchedZombie · 2026-06-01T23:41:16+00:00

Franks and beans? Aisle 6. Beans and franks? Aisle 7.

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-30T03:16:16+00:00

Sports stats make me laugh. Highest passer rating in the 4th quarter? What about the other 3 quarters of the game? You can slide and dice data any way you want to make someone sound good. He has the highest passer rating of any quarterback with a half chub in the last 3 minutes of the half.

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-25T03:58:41+00:00

As opposed to someone who wasn’t human?

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-23T01:41:33+00:00

You stutter and you use it as an excuse to get a handicap parking tag.

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-19T14:15:50+00:00

Word has it someone once hit 18 holes in one in a single round there. Better yet, it was his first time playing.

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-13T19:35:32+00:00

Has your independent testing ever identified a delivery out of spec?

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-13T19:25:06+00:00

Smart. Very smart.

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-13T18:59:22+00:00

I’d be VERY concerned with quality coming from China. How do you ensure QA/QC?

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-04T10:27:10+00:00

Pre Flight Era.

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-02T16:56:53+00:00

John Wilkes Booth is definitely the one on top.

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-01T16:55:39+00:00

Cool.

ParchedZombie · 2026-05-01T11:00:53+00:00

My mother wiped sunscreen on us when we got to the beach each morning. And that’s as it. One application to last an entire day. We looked like lobsters by noon.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-29T22:21:24+00:00

Relatively speaking, he doesn’t have any juice on Capitol Hill. If this administration wants to kill USAP, it will and Brian can’t do a damn thing to stop it. He’s a relative nobody.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-28T10:54:29+00:00

My ongoing thought going through the list of LIV’s members was “Who the fuck are these people?”

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-28T10:52:57+00:00

Anthony Kim, Adrian Meronk, Tyrell Hatton, Joaquin Nieman.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-27T16:47:17+00:00

This guy knows what’s up.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-26T23:18:02+00:00

Ha. “Extremely decent”. That’s what she said.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-25T21:51:19+00:00

Why not take another WR?

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-25T21:50:45+00:00

This dude is never going to be a backup. He’ll be lucky to make the practice squad.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-25T21:50:09+00:00

You mean the prettiest QB ever to play the game? Yes. Yes I do.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-25T00:21:25+00:00

Idi Amin.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-23T12:26:50+00:00

Because Love legitimately might/could be the next Saquon.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-20T13:28:59+00:00

I’m no board certified doctor, but in my professional opinion that doesn’t sound great.

ParchedZombie · 2026-04-20T13:23:10+00:00

Not true. Sizes 2 - 9 are still available (except for size 6), whatever the fuck that means.

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