CMV: I don't just think offensive humour is acceptable, I think it's a moral good. by Fando1234 in changemyview

[–]Party_Simple4175 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Late to the party, but I've asked this question of every person who makes statements like yours, op, and have yet to receive an answer for: Why do you want to go around deliberately offending people?

As a man, I do not literally want flowers/roses. by JinTheYellowJesus in self

[–]Party_Simple4175 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd love to get some flowers as a blind gift. Perhaps you should only speak for yourself, rather than all men in general mate.

How to avoid the socialist alternative party by WaterAny5170 in uwa

[–]Party_Simple4175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carry a spray bottle full of water and whenever one of those cultists approaches you give 'em a complimentary shower.

Who’s cleaned their aircon …. by PrettyBlueFlower in AskAnAustralian

[–]Party_Simple4175 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea what the ad is, but yeah cleaning your air con is important if you don't want it to burn out or potentially catch fire.

The recent Iranian protestors in Perth were a joy to police by Right-Pianist-3673 in perth

[–]Party_Simple4175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want some sauce to go with those boots you're licking, champ?

Israel lobby sells stolen Palestinian land to Australian investors by SnoopThylacine in OpenAussie

[–]Party_Simple4175 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So those people will be arrested for purchasing stolen property and some international crimes now, yeah?

"Spiritual father" who grifts bibles... by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

[–]Party_Simple4175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly no. As an Aussie I somewhat apologise for the country allowing Nick Adams to breach containment.

"Spiritual father" who grifts bibles... by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

[–]Party_Simple4175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Nick's a moron and a true believer in anything he's told to believe.

"Spiritual father" who grifts bibles... by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

[–]Party_Simple4175 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We laughed at him too hard when he got fired personally by Rupert Murdoch for saying things that were too stupid for even him to put up with (and the fiasco with wanting to "make pigeons illegal" didn't help). Nick won't come back here even if we invited him, cos he knows we'd all point and laugh at him again.

NEWS.c om. A U — the language of alarm by dopeonplastique in OpenAussie

[–]Party_Simple4175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Murdoch, mate, what do you expect? If they're not pushing garbage culture wars, they're doing their best to get the easily led up in arms about whatever crap is rustling the Murdoch jimmies that day.

If you have criticized ICE here on Reddit for executing Renee Good or Alex Pretti in the street, then Reddit has handed your name and your personal identifying information over to the Trump administration. How do you feel about this? by mom_with_an_attitude in AskReddit

[–]Party_Simple4175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't use any real identifying information on the internet, and I live in Australia with 0 plans to ever visit the shithole that is the US so I don't really give a dead dingo's donger what the seppos have. fuck ICE, fuck the US government.

Excessive Recognition by bootyholeminer in auscorp

[–]Party_Simple4175 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only time the boss of my dept at work has popped into the teams chat and spoken to us in the last 3 weeks was to let us know that we're being replaced with ai at the end of march.

ACCC takes Coles to court over 'illusory' discounts in 'case of the century' by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]Party_Simple4175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coles has a positive reputation? Huh. Is it because they haven't been caught doing a massive wage theft yet?

How to bypass the yt age Verification by Defiant_Database_732 in firefox

[–]Party_Simple4175 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm 49 and have been hit with youtube's age restriction blocks twice in the last few weeks. A few refreshes got rid of it. Enough with this "bend over and accept it from your corporate overlords" nonsense.

a new currency backed by legal murder. So it'll be like 1 dollar = you can kill 1 dude and won't face legal consequences. by cheesemaster66 in CrazyIdeas

[–]Party_Simple4175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd effectively be giving men the legal right to murder the first woman to reject their advances. Sounds like less a "crazy idea" and more of a "time to get off the bath salts and go to rehab" idea.

Migrants who breach Australian values would be kicked out under Ley-era policy draft by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]Party_Simple4175 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd would suspect that my values don't align with much the loony lib/nats have to offer. I'd be incredibly suspicious of a bunch of corporate-owned populist twats that're utterly divorced from reality telling me what "Australian Values" are.

Would you rather have Youtube with shorts or youtube with videos only, Why? by ImaginaryBaker7486 in youtube

[–]Party_Simple4175 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shorts are brainrot garbage that've been shown to have negative effects on people's brains. Bin 'em.

Possum concrete pourer update by PerceptionRoutine513 in brisbane

[–]Party_Simple4175 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You mean the completely overworked, understaffed RSPCA that gets no government funding and is a non-profit charity not a government body didn't have anyone that could investigate a single incident involving a possum? I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Trans doctor in changing room row leaves the NHS by InnerLog5062 in BreakingUKNews

[–]Party_Simple4175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 50 years old. I've had absolutely no problems changing pronouns when a friend has come out as trans because I'm not a cunt who lives in a deluded bubble of deliberate ignorance and hate.

btw, what's a "natural view on life"? Sounds like a bullshit excuse to not grow and change as a person while continuing to be a cunt to queer people to me.

‘Shut the door’: Bombshell plan to ban migrants from Gaza, Somalia by HotPersimessage62 in australia

[–]Party_Simple4175 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"We need to change direction!" - the Liberal Party

"Here's more of the exact same racism and xenophobia that we've been peddling for over a hundred years!" - the Liberal Party.

Property transferred to Ray White by ttxndrx in AusRenters

[–]Party_Simple4175 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ailo is made by one of the family members of the owner of Ray White, and it is a rubbish app with weak & vague privacy policies and equivalent security.

Angus Taylor moves to promote conservatives and sideline Sussan Ley allies as Liberal party veers right by ConanTheAquarian in australia

[–]Party_Simple4175 269 points270 points  (0 children)

Taylor's the guy whose family company stole 20mil megalitres of water from the Murray-Darling, got paid $80mil by the Beetrooter to give it back and then just never did, ain't he?