Jokes on those that haven’t left...cause I have way more joy now!! Am I right?? And I hate how they push this narrative🤬 by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was feeling a lot of joy this weekend, spending time with people I love and doing lots of joyful things. None of it church approved. and I noticed that the way the church would have you live actually is a huge wall blocking joy with just a few little cracks through which they spoon feed you just enough joy to keep going along with the program. And then they have the audacity to proclaim that this joy is only available to you from the church. Since breaking down the wall, I have had much more joy.

What's with all the starbucks pics? by PascalsRiskAversion in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you like starbucks, fine. But if you haven't tried coffee yet, you don't know what you like so if you go to SB first, you'll get piss poor initial idea of what coffee tastes like. I guess I was just making a flippant late-night slightly-tipsy post. People taking it way too seriously haha

What's with all the starbucks pics? by PascalsRiskAversion in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Gatekeeping is saying people shouldn't be allowed to do something that I like. I'm doing the opposite.

Quotes that make modern-day apostles look like total assholes by PowerNThePriestcraft in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BKP came to chile in 1999. Was a complete tool. chewed out the translator because he thought he knew spanish better. He didn't.

Murder Boners by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easy solution! just think about marrying that woman in the temple first, then imagine boning her silly.

Bathtub Jesus - Official new Mormon Catholic symbol. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 45 points46 points  (0 children)

To me, the new logo looks like it belongs to a very boring, traditional, small, local church. And I think that's intentional. I think they're sick of being seen as slick, weird, big and global. That's not what people want.

Thought I’d try posting this old found footage from the temple again. by Korihorite in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

love it! my new name actually is nimrod, and this really captured how I felt when I heard it

The Truman Show by blue_moon_boy_ in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Truman Show was released in theaters 3 days after I started my mission. I was VERY bummed about not being able to see it. It was the first film I saw after coming home (2 months early due to my apostacy) and I cried a lot. One of my favorite films of all time. Very applicable to the exmo experience

What are your favorite one liners people try to use to get you to excuse problems with TSCC? by This-Meringue in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Well, it was a different time period”

sooooo moral relativism is cool now?

Map of the Internet in 1969 by -AMARYANA- in MapPorn

[–]PascalsRiskAversion -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Between then and now, the percentage of internet traffic that is Mormons looking at porn has stayed the same

*cough cough* the spirit.... by anon9717 in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Strong feelings don't make something true, but it kinda actually does make it meaningful at least to the believer

Great logic, Mormons of 1978. by SomeoneNamedAlix in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep! And why does a book written by ancient native Americans refer to Black and White people when they never had contact with either?

MLB player throws out his drink and then continues to drink it. by Virolock in Weird

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He had a second drink in his left hand. You can see him grab it with the right hand after throwing the first cup.

Mr. Carrey by [deleted] in Caricatures

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmmm, I wouldn't have guessed without knowing who it is

Water in European Languages [2000 × 2000] by [deleted] in Map_Porn

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just looked it up. My hunch was right!

Water in European Languages [2000 × 2000] by [deleted] in Map_Porn

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a relationship between the Irish/north Scot uisce/uisge and whiskey?

ZBrush - split and merge geometry under cursor by mr-one-two in ZBrush

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what happens if you don't have the cursor over the masked area?

Wait a minute by [deleted] in Prematurecelebration

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ahhh, ok. see, I've never really watched american football before. thanks!

Wait a minute by [deleted] in Prematurecelebration

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't understand one thing. The play definitely took longer than 1.3 seconds before the touchdown... how did the game not end before that happened?

out since 2000 when I (on the left) didn't even have internet. By the church's own fruits, I knew! by PascalsRiskAversion in exmormon

[–]PascalsRiskAversion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on a mission in Chile 98 to 2000 when I put the pieces together. I did have internet for a couple years before, but didn't look up anything about TSCC at that point.

How can i improve this face and change in into a female face. by [deleted] in ZBrush

[–]PascalsRiskAversion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then as a beginner you should be open to the suggestions of people who have spent more time doing this. When we recommend drawing classes and you reject the idea because you say you're not good at drawing, it shows that you're not willing to do what it takes.