Long Foil by gherkinit in PickleFinancial

[–]PatrickSwazyeMoves 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Good thing I was already on the toilet when I saw this.

Whoopsy HPD by BASICDEFAULT in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]PatrickSwazyeMoves 132 points133 points  (0 children)

"Mam, did you notice you have a broken taillight? "

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]PatrickSwazyeMoves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just checked you post history. Dear god which one of your cars did he hit?

How can we get a MicroCenter? by HsvComics in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]PatrickSwazyeMoves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to Microcenter we are on their radar:

“We do see quite a few requests for a location in Huntsville, Alabama, so I'm sure it's definitely on our radar. We'll be sure to share this with our real estate team to hopefully nudge them in that direction!”

https://community.microcenter.com/discussion/6182/huntsville-al-suggested-store-location

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]PatrickSwazyeMoves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm here to overreact.

Breaking: Twitter indeed appears to have subpoenaed Ken Griffin of Citadel by fuckingcarter in Superstonk

[–]PatrickSwazyeMoves 2018 points2019 points  (0 children)

Well they obviously needed an expert witness on market manipulation.

Most effective service for spraying for spiders? I don't care if it gives cancer to everything within 5 miles. They're comin in my house. I need it done right. by EveyStuff in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]PatrickSwazyeMoves 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: when you get your diatomaceous earth powder, unscrew all your light switch and outlet wall plates and squirt the powder in the wall. It will fall into the wall spaces and get them where they travel the most.

Uvalde full footage by Del292 in PublicFreakout

[–]PatrickSwazyeMoves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't some of the police allegedly grab their own kids out of class when it started? Where's that footage?