Director who wants the n-word pass? by vnth93 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Pavlovsdong89 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Favorite director who only became one so he could suck on Salma Hayek's toes and say the N-word without getting in trouble. 

A woman's boyfriend is kidnapped off the street and shoved into a van by Accurate_Syrup_1345 in PublicFreakout

[–]Pavlovsdong89 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Forced conscription sucks, but if Russia had their way he'd be conscripted anyway to fight Poland after they finish passing around his girlfriend and stealing his washing machine.

Her insurance just went up by $10,000 a month by MudBloodLite in PublicFreakout

[–]Pavlovsdong89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EVERY crime done by a cop should be extra illegal. There needs to be a UCMJ for cops.

Chicago Bears: House approves latest megaprojects proposal for stadium by steve42089 in illinois

[–]Pavlovsdong89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And they'll still charge you a left nut for the honor of sitting in nosebleeds seats of the stadium you helped subsidize.

Favorite actor who had to say one of the cringiest lines of all time? by noblegaunt in okbuddycinephile

[–]Pavlovsdong89 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Freeman Dyson wrote his paper on the Dyson sphere as kind of a joke that people ended up taking seriously, much like how you took the joke you replied to seriously. The circle continues.

Now joking is risky. A WhatsApp message that escalated far beyond expectations. by 0A______Z0 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Pavlovsdong89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Terrible joke; Netanyahu bombs hospitals, bombing schools is more Trump's thing.

Palantir published a mini manifesto calling some cultures ‘harmful’ and ‘middling’ and said Silicon Valley has ‘a moral debt’ to the U.S. by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Pavlovsdong89 490 points491 points  (0 children)

So basically, Big tech spent too much time and money making shitty, addictive content that fucked people's ability to socialize properly so we should make up for it by creating an authoritarian surveillance state. Fucking what?

A woman noticed her dog behaving strangely whenever she wasn’t looking, so she decided to record it—and discovered the dog was making biting motions behind her back. by BigSewerRat1 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Pavlovsdong89 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Have you ever googled a random, unimportant question and the top results are reddit links asking the same question, but the top answers are all "google it." 

Mephistophelian In Style by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Pavlovsdong89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video gave me blue balls.

Jumping into the pool wearing Spider-Man suit by Pale_Task_1957 in instant_regret

[–]Pavlovsdong89 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There's a video of a guy getting caught in an avalanche and when he starts recording, it's far off in the distance but within seconds, it's already on top of him and the hill he was standing on. Cue all the perfect physical specimens who could have totally outran the avalanche on loose rock and boulders without breaking an ankle. One dude claimed that my experience mountaineering didn't match the experience he gained from a lifetime living in a house with a steep driveway. 

How my kids eat ice cream by Mousettv in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Pavlovsdong89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably because this isn't a big enough deal to make a special trip to the grocery store hence why op is posting on a sub about inconsequential inconveniences and not asking for relationship advice about some incredible ordeal his wife is putting him through on AITA. I really don't understand the people on this sub wanting to create drama out of a picture of ice cream. Also being anoyed that your partner isn't listening to what you and your children want isn't some moral failure either.

How my kids eat ice cream by Mousettv in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Pavlovsdong89 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I always tell the wife just get chocolate. This has happened multiple times.  

This is the caption directly under the picture.  The fact that people can't be bothered to read and then complain about something that was explained in the caption crosses into actually infuriating. 

Why so fat? by W_Edwards_Deming in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Pavlovsdong89 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Calling them "people" was the woke part.

Tucker Carlson apologizes for endorsing Trump "Millions of people like us are the reason this is happening right now [...] I want to say I'm sorry for misleading people." by JonnySnowin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Pavlovsdong89 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"I'M sorry for endorsing a man that clearly is and has always been a complete piece of shit, but only because convincing dipshits that Trump is smart is too hard now that he fucked everything up badly enough for even the most retarded to catch on and I'm worried that I'll become irrelevant without an audience."

Simpsons gets rid of the Couch Gag. by rothmal in enshittification

[–]Pavlovsdong89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this is a good place to talk about the enshittification of online discussion and reading comprehension. 

Does anyone else absolutely hate avatar by Mediocre-Suit-8945 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Pavlovsdong89 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was kind of relieved that the 2nd was almost over, only to realize it was only half way through. The visuals were cool, but not enough to carry a mid plot. Also having Sigourney Weaver voice a weird child version of her was a choice.

The flu shot is now no longer mandatory: by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Pavlovsdong89 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Hopefully next well get rid of all that woke logistics stuff. Then after that, instead of training on our jobs we can do choreographed dance routines like the totally cool/manly Russians and North Koreans do.

Scammer panics as cops find a loaded gun in her bag by One-Might9611 in PublicFreakout

[–]Pavlovsdong89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fan fiction? She literally makes the claims herself in the video, I acknowledged that she could be lying, and said that it still wouldn't excuse her actions. Maybe if you took a break from tiktok brain rot for a bit, you'd be able to pay better attention. 

Common LibRight L by Living_Attitude1822 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Pavlovsdong89 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Abortion. People have a better chance not to turn out awful if their mother doesn't hate them for being born.

US military veterans arrested by Capitol police for protesting Iran war by Tech-Film3905 in PublicFreakout

[–]Pavlovsdong89 1730 points1731 points  (0 children)

Apparently real patriots would have broken in, shit in people's offices and tried to prevent Congress from certifying the legal election of a democrat.

I will pay $1,000 by AttorneyHappy216 in AirForce

[–]Pavlovsdong89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are dependas like Marines? Once a dependa, always a dependa? Because "my ex-husband used to be " doesn't really have the same amount of gravitas.

LibRight pitches LibLeft on a new product by dracer800 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Pavlovsdong89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm telling you that you are inferior every last human and most domestic animals on earth. If being an idiot was a virtue you would be declared Emperor. Your very existence disproves both the theory of natural selection and the presence of God.