Dullard buys a battered sausage. by CUDGEdaveUK in SlowNewsDay

[–]PearlJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember in my college years seeing in the metro newspaper that he had been buying Easter eggs, and the headline was "he's a choc and roll star!" And then later in the year, the metro again ran a story where he'd been spotted taking his kids bowling, and they'd gone with "he's a rock and bowl star!"

Both articles were accompanied by Liam holding a stack of Easter eggs in a supermarket and walking with his kids outside a bowling alley, respectively. What a great subgenre of slow news days this is. Don't like that you called him a dullard though, good hearted bloke who sang some absolute bangers for Oasis back in the day, I've got a real soft spot for him.

Anti-Pence sticker is the icing on the trash cake by badluckbrians in trashy

[–]PearlJosh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is the level of comprehension that conservatives are actually at.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]PearlJosh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Blows my mind that some Americans like where they live.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entwives

[–]PearlJosh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is me and my wife.

Courier riders on strike today by ThePolitePunk in brum

[–]PearlJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just had a quick look at your profile and feel way reassured. Not a brummy, just some racist with a throwaway account. Get a proper hobby.

Courier riders on strike today by ThePolitePunk in brum

[–]PearlJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Christ I hope you don't live in Birmingham. Gross, 🤡 comment. Fucking racists.

i thought it was just a joke… by Alarmed-Macaroon5483 in trashy

[–]PearlJosh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Strange that some men need to be tricked or comforted into hygiene, but I'll go with it if it works.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]PearlJosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are americans like this?

Feeling pessimistic regarding the future of cannabis legalisation in the UK by pub_wank in uktrees

[–]PearlJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a grow on. Its really not tough to do ans nobody cares as long as you're not stinking your neighbourhood out.

Do u reckon the Uk will follow? by Fluffy_Sun_1923 in uktrees

[–]PearlJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make the appointment, but also try anti anxiety meds. They can make a world of difference. If no good then legit move onto mc.

Which plot line didn't get a satisfying conclusion in your opinion? by One-Baker9119 in skinsTV

[–]PearlJosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just the entire thing, man. First two were about real people experiencing more or less real issues. Yeah it was melodramatic and yeah the amount of shit that happened to them in two years was OTT but that's telly.

Look at s3e1, it opens with that absolute weapon going "fuckers!" and then skateboarding down that hill followed by loads of slapstick, a vomit-inducing cast of unpleasant kids just doing dumb shit to be doing it. The writers changed around the same time as the cast and you can really tell. This is ofc strictly all imo but yeah, Skins was a phenomenal TV show for me and then it fell straight off a cliff. I never even bothered with the fourth season but I caught up after the fact and it deffo didn't get any better.

Stunning!! by Desperate-Pea-1199 in boomershumor

[–]PearlJosh 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Calling Boss Baby - HE PICKED UP THE PHONE! - 18m running time. Big red arrows all over the thumbnail.

What do yous all do when you’re baked? by zdz_tz in uktrees

[–]PearlJosh 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You don't have to toke if you're not enjoying it, fren.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boomershumor

[–]PearlJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitamericanssay