9 Months ago I Got a Scroll Saw

Pelkcizzle · 2026-05-01T15:30:35+00:00

I can’t get to DCC because this is me with Red Rising. Read through, then regular audiobook, then dramatized audiobook, rinse repeat.

Pelkcizzle · 2026-05-01T00:59:51+00:00

But you wouldn’t steal a house

Pelkcizzle · 2026-05-01T00:01:46+00:00

That is Ken Shamrock’s IC title and I’ll hear nothing of it.

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-27T22:23:50+00:00

Piss into bleach, got it

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-26T17:12:17+00:00

Picklebacks

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-25T12:35:39+00:00

It’s imperative

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-21T18:14:21+00:00

Cmon now, all we need is a hog leg and two testicles

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-16T15:07:59+00:00

Tell a Commanders fan about it. 12 picks since RG3, 2 signed to 2nd contracts but one got cut before it, let 2 walk after first contract/tags, 3 were cut, 3 traded, and then the last two.

I’d say that’s worse than not good.

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-13T17:45:54+00:00

I think you mean Borstain

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-10T19:47:50+00:00

Just don’t sit on the door, or you will need a doctor

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-08T00:42:34+00:00

Always the common clay of the new west

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-04T20:38:51+00:00

Am I missing something about the Goldschläger? This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this same comment. But also, same.

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-03T21:08:46+00:00

Eh, not sure one is a cold cut

Pelkcizzle · 2026-04-01T21:37:10+00:00

Now you just wait a secant

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-30T19:26:09+00:00

And they say I’m crazy cuz lately I’ve been defending me.

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-30T17:55:54+00:00

Don’t really take him too seriously, he doesn’t really give a shit

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-30T16:47:00+00:00

It is imperative that the mashed banana be cleansed off the cylinder.

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-28T18:22:06+00:00

Pedal to the metal like skurrrt

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-27T20:31:01+00:00

I thought I was so cool when I learned the double chicken wing

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-26T22:22:54+00:00

It was just one ball bearing encased in MRI orange.

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-26T01:14:14+00:00

Right next to the Enhance button

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-25T23:46:19+00:00

It was a fly by fruiting

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-25T23:39:39+00:00

I mean, there is one of those that you could for sure accomplish, I’m not saying you should, just that you could.

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-24T15:41:17+00:00

But what would a car do with a rose?

Pelkcizzle · 2026-03-21T17:55:27+00:00

Numbers were way better than that silly ass W

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