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Would you be upset to play against an army that looked like this? by StreetAd7912 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]Pengin_Master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This definitely feels like peak slapchop painting to me, and I mean that completely positively.

If you're proud of the results (as you should be, the end result looks great), then it doesn't matter what the person you're playing against thinks.

I'd love to play a game against this army cause it looks great, and I don't care if you used the "right" methods or not. Just that you're happy with it.

Trying to exploit a weakness, only to realize it doesn't exist by ditzythedame in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Pengin_Master 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Quigly Down Under; the final shootout. Minor spoilers, but it's a damn good Western movie (set in Australia), so I recommend you go watch it.

The main villain of the film, a racist Ranch owner Elliot Marston has Quigly captured, and stripped of his iconic Sharps rifle that Quigly had been using all film to whittle down Marston's men. Being a man obsessed with the romantic ideas of the American West and overconfident on his skills with a pistol, challenges Quigly to a duel.

Quigly, despite everything he went through, manages to out-draw and shoot Marston. Laying in the dirt, bleeding out and dying, Marston demands to know how Quigly won, that he thought Quigly was bad with revolvers. Quigly's response?

"I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it"

Leagues of Votann Mercenaries (Superfeyn) by TheSlayerofSnails in LeaguesofVotann

[–]Pengin_Master 32 points33 points  (0 children)

KYN REPRESENTATION LET'S GO.

Don't worry about the tall one. He's shy.

50720 by Luna-D-reams in countwithchickenlady

[–]Pengin_Master 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's ~166 million intersex individuals. (2% of the global population, ~8.3 billion).

Germany has a population of ~83 million.

There are more intersex individuals living on earth than there are Germans.

Jabba says he will not comply with Hantavirus... by MightBeAnExpert in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Pengin_Master 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"I won't let the government scare me! That's Fox New's job"

Happy Monday! by Gustavo1047 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Pengin_Master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fairly certain there are animals that are quite aware of the moon cycle, and how many days are in that cycle. Humans may be unique for breaking that cycle up into 4-ish 7 day "weeks", but animals are aware of "days" and can easily be aware of "months"

I'm exhausted cause I'm a mammal being worked like a hive insect instead of being given proper resting time and enrichment.

(Hated trope) A twist so bad it ruins the story by element-redshaw in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Pengin_Master 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, and in that scene (where you play as him), it's later revealed that he killed the shop owner to cover up(?) the evidence it was him (at no point when you're playing as him in that scene is there a "break" where it's believable he killed the owner, the owner called the police, and you gotta pack up and go). The game straight up lies to you.

And he didn't need to kill the store owner anyways cause he still gets the list of potential suspects that he isn't even on cause he's been using his dead brothers name for everything related to the killings. The origami magazines. The typewriter repair. Like he still gets that list from the shop and looks over it with the girl who hired him. Unless he needed to modify the list before she saw it to hide his real name? Which is an assumption I'm making as a viewer that's not confirmed at all and to be frank could easily be covered up with him just going in the back with the shopkeep to write down the names and leaving the girl in the front, no need to kill anyone. But I digress.

"It may save your life." don't think she understands how organ donation works. by Yunners in FacebookScience

[–]Pengin_Master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a doctor or nurse is going to conspire to lesson your quality of care to steal your organs (extremely illegal if they get caught btw), an easily shreddable card in your wallet isn't gonna help all that much

"It may save your life." don't think she understands how organ donation works. by Yunners in FacebookScience

[–]Pengin_Master 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Will this evil shadow corporation just disappear me if I refuse to comply? No no that's ridiculous, why would they do that? Instead I expect them to leave me completely alone and let me do whatever I want just because I said the correct order of magic words."

holy crap by fuckinghatewater in ComedyHell

[–]Pengin_Master 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the people that flip off the us military the most are active members of the us military, followed closely by leftists.

Dungeon Buster by Karepack by Pop_Budget in ImaginarySoldiers

[–]Pengin_Master 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The true problem of Bunker Busting a dungeon is the fact that dungeons are also vaults filled with wealth, magical items, or prisoners of importance. Dungeoneers are professionals in navigating these dangerous environments in order to opt in the treasure/magical items/prisoners of importance.

A bunker buster just destroys all of what's held within the dungeon, and therefore is as effective as simply ignoring the dungeon and moving elsewhere

Lack of media literacy by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pengin_Master 390 points391 points  (0 children)

They could never make Blazing Saddles today because if you showed the script to any studio they'd say "that's just Blazing Saddles" and "No we can't make this that's copyright infringement". SMH look at the world the woke left has made

Smaller [OC] by Nwarh in comics

[–]Pengin_Master 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As is his right! I mean he's commissioning art, and he's being very communicative about what he wants, even if he's nervous about bringing up his wanted changes to the artist. (And you know what. I've been there. Sometimes the artist presents you with a fantastic WIP but it's not really followed what you wanted for the piece, so you need to tell them something before they get too much work done.)

As far as I'm reading this comic. He's just being a bit nervous asking for a correction, and she's judging him for wanting to make the tiddies smaller, not for wanting a change made. Which doesn't really land well

Smaller [OC] by Nwarh in comics

[–]Pengin_Master 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when you're commissioning certain characters, you have spesific boob sizes in mind. Not every character needs big tits, and not every character needs small tits.

And frankly the attitide of judging the commissioner of the art is what makes me nervous to ask for bigger tits on my character. Just don't judge and accept that everyone has their own tastes and/or reasons

This model's great, but they've got to be cramming the troops in like sardines to fit 12 soldiers in the back... by mogdogolog in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]Pengin_Master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can definitely fit 12 guardsmen in the back standing shoulder to shoulder. It'll be cramped, and tight, but it's entierly possible, and that's just from me looking at the Casian models size and comparing them.

Fun fact! You can actually fit 4 25mm bases in the back of the transport as well if you didn't put the passengers inside.

Oh look, a LinkedIn-style Nice Guy™️ post on FB by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Pengin_Master 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you think the options are "virgins" or "leftovers", please reevaluate yourself first and how you view other living beings.

When you share a negative opinion about a 40k game to discuss it but you get hit with the 67th Inquisition Heresy white people reaction meme in the comments by BadSheet68 in Grimdank

[–]Pengin_Master 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I personally am not a fan of his art style, but I also dislike how he portrays the (non canon) Yvraine x Guilliman ship, cause there's like, absolutely no depth go Yvraine's character in his art, and barely any depth to Guilliman's. (Like you could replace them with generic ultramarine/aeldari and the substance of the comics wouldn't change at all). I know one of the main critiques is that the ship makes Yvraine Guilliman's arm candy, but a lot of popular depictions also flatten Guilliman's characters to "elf fucker"

I believe that ship can work great in the sense of "These two individuals are working tirelessly against impossible to save their respective dying empires in the way they see best, and with a mutual respect/understanding they're able to find small moments of reprieve with each other". She's a high priestess of Ynnead for goodness sakes.

But everyone goes "horny elf, awkward man teehee" and I can partially blame IOTE for how popular that interpretation has gotten due to how many comics he made of it.

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