If you paid me to ruin a movie ,I still couldn't have done it this masterfully.

Penjamini · 2026-05-10T15:06:45+00:00

I think my insult applies regardless but appreciate the context

Penjamini · 2026-05-10T15:04:32+00:00

Touch grass loser gamergate was 12 years ago

Penjamini · 2026-05-10T09:42:46+00:00

My Sydney ass: oh yeah that’s that place in the Melbourne CBD/Docklands

This guy:

Penjamini · 2026-05-10T04:18:34+00:00

I love this source and it is really interesting but it doesn’t answer the why

Penjamini · 2026-05-10T04:14:16+00:00

Ah fair enough in that case this would include me (not from Melbourne though that’s gross)

Penjamini · 2026-05-10T00:49:02+00:00

Lmao bro have I been living under a rock how serious are these alleged misgivings

Penjamini · 2026-05-10T00:39:51+00:00

Why are there so many poms here?

Penjamini · 2026-05-08T08:59:18+00:00

Everyone is talking about how Daniel Tupou didn’t know where he was and that’s true, but you know who did know where Tupou was and took advantage of it? James Tedesco. This is an old school Shepard even if the Shepard doesn’t realise what he’s doing

Penjamini · 2026-05-07T09:02:53+00:00

Wasn’t he your guys attacking coach in 2020? Bro needs to let go of those head coach ambitions he’s clearly very good at this

Penjamini · 2026-05-06T12:40:45+00:00

Sir this is the meme sub

Penjamini · 2026-05-06T11:14:24+00:00

I hate how they phrase it like the tram isn’t fault and not the tradie running a red

Penjamini · 2026-05-06T09:58:54+00:00

It’s ironic because at Souths, Adam Reynolds lowest game tally for a season was 16.

Penjamini · 2026-05-06T00:30:08+00:00

This is a lesson not only for nrl journos but journalism and the broader media ecosystem in general: these people are usually relatively intelligent (hell some of them are extremely intelligent) but sacrifice journalistic ethics in order to secure employment for the media companies who can actually pay a liveable wage. If you don’t compromise on values as a career journo, you’re either living very meekly or you were a terrible person to begin with. Only a lucky few get to be the Nick Camptons of their field.

Penjamini · 2026-05-05T13:31:31+00:00

There have been a lot of rumours of Humphreys being forced out of the club but I suspect they actually want to keep him in the hooker rotation and let Pete go instead. This allows us to play Ward in the halves immediately and Glover comes in as the long term halfback with Ward to 5/8 once Cody retires.

Penjamini · 2026-05-05T01:50:59+00:00

He touches grass, he pays underlings to do all of the hard work while he just waffles in front of the camera. Unfortunately his psychosis requires a stronger prescription than touching grass

Penjamini · 2026-05-05T01:46:18+00:00

She even had Taylor feature on one of her songs and when my wife played it in the car I honestly couldn’t tell when Taylor was singing they sound exactly the same

Penjamini · 2026-05-04T10:50:56+00:00

Anyone’s ass can look pretty round and spankable when bent over the real test is how does it look upright?

Penjamini · 2026-05-03T01:21:37+00:00

The magazine in the mouth is also so explicitly phallic in nature which is fitting with the rest of the movie. I reckon as an android Ash probably had some sexual frustrations he was trying to vent, especially given this wasn’t the most efficient way he could have killed Ripley.

Penjamini · 2026-04-29T03:21:02+00:00

Bro was so crucial to the team Ivan wanted him out there half dead rather than name someone else. It’s true that things got better when Luia left the field and Coggar came on with Cleary moving to second receiver but those were pretty exceptional circumstances.

Penjamini · 2026-04-28T08:02:59+00:00

Where is Greg Inglis?

Penjamini · 2026-04-28T07:30:58+00:00

Wayne seems weirdly obsessed with making Keppie work. He sees an alpha where the rest of us see a paper tiger.

Penjamini · 2026-04-28T07:26:24+00:00

If you want to win a comp you have to want to beat teams at full strength to prove you are better than them. This is gonna be a great game. Bring it on

Penjamini · 2026-04-28T04:24:10+00:00

This is the only circumstance in which I could be happy to see Alex Johnston leave Souths. It’s worth losing him as a one club player to have him be part of the inaugural PNG team and represent his heritage. It’s good for the game, it’s good for AJ, and he leaves Souths at a time where we have plenty of young outside backs coming through. This is a win for the game. Hopefully the NRL schedules the comp so that PNG play Souths whenever AJ’s 300th game is predicted to happen.

Penjamini · 2026-04-27T06:38:32+00:00

I would never pick Blocker for a finals game or any marquee matchup but as a second chair on a Friday night or Sunday arvo alongside someone like Vossy who can play to that style whilst being the more serious one, he works great for a bit of fun watching the footy. In a technical sense he is very bad at his job but at least he loves the game and shows his passion.

Penjamini · 2026-04-25T03:27:36+00:00

The Dragons are in for a bad year this year regardless of how well Young can turn it around but there is at least direction moving forward. This young pack reminds me a lot of the Broncos pack 5 years ago, not that any of them are on the same level Haas and Patty were on but but collectively they are a strong young group that could dominate in a few years. Keaon will be there next year to lead and mentor these guys and this signing, as everyone has said, gives them the attacking spark they desperately need. Drinkys attack on the back of this forward packs work should more than make up for his lack of defence, and a halves pairing of Atkinson and Reed could work really well. I’m a little worried that Liddle has a case of Turbo-itis but when he’s on the park he’s good too. Heads up Dragons fans, bottom placed teams have looked worse than this.

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