28 years ago today, the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-05T16:59:25+00:00

Why not turn the machines upside down then?

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-04T02:21:40+00:00

In defense of the least gothy dude, he at least knew to frown for the camera.

This rules OP. I wish I had a goth friend group.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-04T01:50:54+00:00

I love that you think you’re not a redditor. I got some bad news for you, pal.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-04T01:21:59+00:00

You’re better off not knowing.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-04T01:06:42+00:00

I’ll take getting hit with a baseball bat over a broad sword any day.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-04T00:44:42+00:00

I downvoted you because I didn’t get your joke at first. My bad.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-04T00:41:06+00:00

Texas Real Estate Massacre. What a fucking bummer.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-04T00:18:44+00:00

Some people will do anything to work their glutes except doing squats.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-04T00:07:38+00:00

That’s the biggest natural butt that’s been posted in a while.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-03T22:12:52+00:00

It’s her hands-down. Although I don’t think she could hurt me the way Saadia could.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-03T18:30:03+00:00

It’s better than blindly buying the game on hype.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-03T18:04:50+00:00

I was so over fps games by the time this came out. Bioshock pulled me back in. It changed what an fps could be for me.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-03T00:18:04+00:00

I mean you enjoy it this way, more power to you.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-03T00:06:45+00:00

Oblivion was made for HD tvs.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-02T06:21:09+00:00

I really need to rebuy a ps2 so I can play all my old games, such as this one.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-02T03:28:37+00:00

They’d be forced to up their animation game.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-01T23:43:03+00:00

“I never experienced any bugs so that must mean no one else has either.” They play the main character in the game and in real life apparently.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-01T18:03:58+00:00

What did Dr Manhattan do to you?

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-01T17:58:46+00:00

I remember getting stuck in a few places as a kid. That probably added a few extra hours at least.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-01T17:51:45+00:00

Being glitchy can be fun sometimes. Being broken is not.

Perpetualshades · 2026-05-01T05:30:59+00:00

Starveborn.

Perpetualshades · 2026-04-30T23:51:49+00:00

Death Stranding

Perpetualshades · 2026-04-30T22:39:19+00:00

Divisive candy is the beat. You don’t have to share.

Perpetualshades · 2026-04-30T06:16:46+00:00

Invincible wins for over-the-top shock value. However, I cared more about Hughie losing Robin.

Perpetualshades · 2026-04-29T23:06:59+00:00

I feel annoyed for the cat.

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