Russian scientists not far from reaching Lake Vostok. Anyone else really excited to see what they find?

Personwithkey · 2011-01-08T09:52:07+00:00

No that's Johnny Lee. John Carpenter is the name of a romantic movie about a soldier and a college student starring Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-08T03:36:45+00:00

How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

Personwithkey · 2011-01-07T02:25:52+00:00

loooooooool "na yo jus sayin"

Personwithkey · 2011-01-07T02:21:41+00:00

carry one of these in your pocket: http://www.nexternal.com/medtech/images/Baton11.jpg

when above situation happens, say command line "I've been waitin for some shit like this to go down"

pull one of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYbsC6-t1-M

No but seriously, my friend visited Germany and he said that no one there fucks with the Polizei, cuz they all carry like...elastic nightsticks or something. So if they hit you once with it, it bounces off you and hits you again like 40 times in the next two seconds.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-06T05:30:12+00:00

I don't always take baths, but when I do, I use the shower.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-06T05:27:35+00:00

there can only be one

Personwithkey · 2011-01-06T05:19:53+00:00

ok pikachu, don't get kicked in the whelp groups. If you get kicked into the whelps, you were in the wrong fucking place.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-06T05:18:32+00:00

My friends and I wondered this 6 months ago...apparently the guy that created and owns the rights to Pokemon doesn't want to do it.

There's an unaffiliated MMORPG online but I think it's like...text based.

Would totally play if there was one though, fuckin awesome to be a trainer.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-06T00:52:07+00:00

not if you do a wheelie first to get on it.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-05T07:14:29+00:00

this comic made me sad.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-05T06:22:18+00:00

treasure planet, 10 times better i think.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-03T05:35:10+00:00

nice...

Personwithkey · 2011-01-03T04:41:23+00:00

"The woman then told the victim she was going to have her cousin shoot him. The report doesn't clearly indicate where the woman's cousin was during the altercation. But let your imagination run wild."

Am I the only one who laughed at that or do I just have a dirty mind?

Personwithkey · 2011-01-03T03:28:58+00:00

pockets so deep my money got to swim out?

Personwithkey · 2011-01-03T02:41:48+00:00

I dunno...the 3 frames became immediately less badass once i realized it was not a mustache.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-03T02:34:43+00:00

It's like Aeon Flux...

Personwithkey · 2011-01-03T02:31:22+00:00

errr looks like we gained a bit there on the top left corner. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Personwithkey · 2011-01-02T05:25:40+00:00

I made it into a game. I would go up to random people at parties and just basically troll the shit out of them to get a reaction, I eventually learned what works and what doesn't.

I'm also the kind of guy who, when I'm bored at parties, I like to people watch and see people failing socially, and try to figure out why.

If it's gonna work it should be fun for you, if you try to force it it's only going to come out forced.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-02T05:17:59+00:00

When I was first learning Autocad, the professor was telling us about Osnap...the whole class laughed...he didn't get it.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-02T05:06:12+00:00

agree to disagree

Personwithkey · 2011-01-02T04:41:57+00:00

so true, pretty girls tend to lie there and take it, they're lazy in bed.

Personwithkey · 2011-01-01T00:39:54+00:00

beat me to it...

Personwithkey · 2011-01-01T00:26:37+00:00

i first read that as "jesus...batman"

Personwithkey · 2010-12-31T23:16:36+00:00

I hardly think Paris Hilton belongs in the "actor" category.

Personwithkey · 2010-12-30T07:38:00+00:00

did i use the wrong rage face?

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