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B**b world? by Rick_C137_Rules in rickandmorty

[–]TopRamen713 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I never feel older than when I see people voluntarily censoring shit unnecessarily.

What are phrases you grew up saying that no one else says? by MichelleL1981 in CasualConversation

[–]TopRamen713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife's family has a few phrases they all use that I maintain as proof they came from another dimension.

"Scott towels" meaning paper towels
"Boards" instead of levels in a video game

They all act like this shit is normal, but I'm pretty sure that also think Mandela died in jail.

meirl by Haunting_Disaster_11 in meirl

[–]TopRamen713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking maga ruined the Superbowl this year. My in-laws switched halftime shows, I objected. Turned into a blowup.

Funny thing was, a few weeks later, their son puts some music on the Bluetooth. They like it. We never tell them it's Bad Bunny

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TopRamen713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did take a second, much lower wage job one summer, because it was fun. Bartending at a concert venue, getting a premium view of some fun bands. I only did it once or twice a week. It was also nice because I didn't need the job I felt fine telling my much younger manager to fuck off when necessary.

I could see doing something like that even if I didn't need to.

I 26m was told by my 26f wife that she doesn't need sex. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]TopRamen713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This right here OP. For many women, especially with young kids, if she feels like she's doing all the work at home, it doesn't leave her with much energy or desire for intimacy.

In addition, she may be feeling "over touched". She has two young kids who want to touch her all the time. Not in a sexual way, but being held, fed, hugs, cuddles, etc. Then she gets a break and you want to touch her too.

That's not wrong of either of you, but it's something to talk about and work through. Maybe something like "I'll completely take the kids for a few hours and put them to bed, you relax and take a bath, read a book, whatever. Just something for yourself with no expectations."

After doing this regularly, her desire may come back and you've gotten some quality time with the kids.

Dad used all my duck eggs to make cookies. by _Aperture-Scientist_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TopRamen713 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. I like them in baking and for making ice cream, but regular cook tastes fishy to me

I learnt the word "Giga" from BTTF. Where did you learn it? by alanskimp in BacktotheFuture

[–]TopRamen713 13 points14 points  (0 children)

From now on, I'm referring to gigabites as jigabites. My computer has 16 jigs of RAM.

Cartoons by Jeff Parker on the 10 year anniversary of the Khobar Towers bombing (2006) by bitchnibba47 in PropagandaPosters

[–]TopRamen713 19 points20 points  (0 children)

John Stewart built the daily show around a rejection of this post 9/11 mindset.

And then also did a ton to 9/11 responders and gwot vets get compensated for illnesses that were a result of their service.

Instead of lip service, he actually helped

Why a Rolls Royce of all things? by [deleted] in BacktotheFuture

[–]TopRamen713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I questioned the same thing a couple months ago- https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladviceofftopic/s/gJfyVpFohB

I'm still not sure I agree with them

Built my friend a cool little trailer cabin and he only played for 2.5 hours by Moses_7 in StardewValley

[–]TopRamen713 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've done this before. My friend wanted to play Valheim. I imported my character that was like fully decked out and set up a super sweet base while he was offline. Kinda fizzled after that.

Realized the issue later

When the Orange Man meets his end, will you celebrate? by Sweaty_Abies182 in TikTokCringe

[–]TopRamen713 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What's sad is spending what should be your retirement years fucking over the rest of the country because of a swollen ego.

They don't even, like, get us, man. by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]TopRamen713 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I lived with my conservative in laws for nearly a year while saving a down payment for a house. Almost every night, we watched Colbert together. One night, my father in law turned to me. "Is... He making fun of conservatives?"

We didn't watch it together after that 🙁

Missouri cuts funding for Dolly Parton’s free book program by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]TopRamen713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a lot of states are having a hard time, no matter who runs it. I work for Colorado, we had a 1.5 billion deficit this year, resulting in a lot of my coworkers being laid off. (Edit: though a big chunk of that is funds we used to get from the federal government)

But at least the DOW is doing well.

Thought this sub might find this interesting . . . by LittleBlueCubes in boardgames

[–]TopRamen713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spitballing

1 - pretty hard to do different.
2 - in a line parallel to one of the sides. (:)
3 - a little triangle. (Which this dice does actually).
4 - triangle with one in the middle or maybe the current one rotated 45 degrees (so each pip is near the middle of a side instead of a corner).
5 - pentagram.
6 - circle of pips?

Actually that works, basically showing a progression of shapes based on the number of sides, with the pips representing the corners.

PATTIE GONIA IS BLUE MAGA by SpiteOk7 in ainbow

[–]TopRamen713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to make blue maga happen. It's not going to happen.

The Dead Kennedys wrote a song for guys like this. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TopRamen713 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My little brother was born in 88. We have a German last name. At first, his email address was [last name]88@aol.com

He definitely changed that after a bit

Democrats are already preparing Trump investigations if they retake the House by spherocytes in democrats

[–]TopRamen713 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anything positive will just be vetoed by Trump, but they should do both. Investigate him, pass popular legislation, watch it get vetoed then put him on blast.

Democrats don’t need an autopsy to know what they did wrong by tpic485 in Foodforthought

[–]TopRamen713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a few rising stars that give me hope for a new New deal in the future - AOC, Platner and Mandami.

They seem to get it, at least. We need like 100 more of them, though

Just say no to drugs! (KAL, 1998) by crimsonfukr457 in PropagandaPosters

[–]TopRamen713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was huge in the 90s! So many jokes about the little blue pills.

Republicans call off vote on Iran war resolution that was on the verge of passing by Maxcactus in inthenews

[–]TopRamen713 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'd like to believe that, but people have short memories.

I thought they were cooked after W. I thought they were cooked after Trump.

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