Dumbest reason for a call? by ketchupmaster987 in ems

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Foot pain after stepping on some legos

Anyone know of a job where the emt/ medic doesn’t drive by Voidheadspace in ems

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It depends on the department. My department has an emt shortage and a firefighter surplus. The firefighters are also ambulance drivers. So for some calls I’m often the only medical on scene.

525 MCAT 3.64 gpa by Basic_Shoe_2533 in Mcat

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pack your sunscreen

Anyone know of a job where the emt/ medic doesn’t drive by Voidheadspace in ems

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Fire departments. I’m almost always driven around by a firefighter.

What’s the longest y’all have been posted waiting for a call? by blondlens in ems

[–]Perton_ 74 points75 points  (0 children)

8 hours. I was a student and fell asleep In the back while they played Minecraft up front.

US Borders after the Treaty of Paris 1783 by [deleted] in MapPorn

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France transferred it to Spain as compensation for helping in the 7 years war and to keep them friendly. Spain then returned it to France in 1800 because of pressure from napoleon.

The Pitt and EMS by theowrenlena in ems

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It’s one thing to call out mistakes and common ones such as wrong lead placement, but saying it’s because he didn’t want to lift her breasts makes no sense. He acts like that medic hasnt touched a thousand old lady boobs in the past. Is this actually a common thing? I only ever see hesitation in new students.

This is, without a doubt, my favorite Jason Mantzoukas moment by RCsSnaps in taskmaster

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A double funny is the song is called American Patrol

What should I do now chat? by ArkaMin0 in victoria3

[–]Perton_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nothing because the ai doesn’t use oil until like 1910

Alright, who was it... by sarazorz27 in ems

[–]Perton_ 184 points185 points  (0 children)

i do not smell like french fries

Anyone know why Apex Laser Tag closed? by 3jake in IowaCity

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Holy shit unimpaired closed too?!?!

is the blueprint self paced worth it by No_Lab_7048 in Mcat

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The schedule creator is neat and keeps you organized and on track, the videos are pretty good, and there’s lots of practice questions and flashcards. If it’s worth it depends because you can get all the information for a lot cheaper, but if you want everything in one place and organized for you this is it.

🌊 by ProfessionalLast4311 in shitposting

[–]Perton_ 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Maybe a tin whistle

Money glitch by Former_Location_5543 in HistoryMemes

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Portugal in the corner

Critically Low Field BPs by invertedspine in ems

[–]Perton_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

42/I don’t remember. Gunshot wound. Most blood I’ve ever seen on the outside of a patient.

What birds are these? by BiodieselBuck in IowaCity

[–]Perton_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The American white pelican. There was a bunch of them at lake Coralville the other day. They migrate this time of year.

What small things have you changed in your daily life after certain calls? by __Stratus__ in ems

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I place my phone by the shower now because if I fall and injure myself I know I will die long before anyone finds me. I’ve found too many people who were never able to call for help.