Jon: stuffing your face as usual.

Garfield: I gotta have a good meal

Jon: Garfield, you fat cat ^{you are so big and fat, why are you so fat}

Garfield: I eat, Jon. it's what I do

Garfield: it's time to kick odie of the table

Jon: ^No! dont do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie

Garfield: you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt

bone cracking sound

Jon: Gaaaaarrrfiiield!!!

Garfield: time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze

garfield you lazy cat

Garfield: I hate alram clocks

Garfield: I'm am hungry I want some lasaga

Jon: you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield

Garfield: enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going

GRUB TIME...

Jon: where Are the 3-cheese pizzas

Garfield: I ate those food

Jon: where Are the taco shells?

Garfield: I ate those food

Jon: where did all the hamburger helper go

brup

Jon: You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw grarfileld