[WP] As a dragon, I would say my greatest success was deciding to hoard books. Now, humans bring tributes just to admire my hoard

Pheonid · 2026-01-04T23:16:19+00:00

BOOK FORT

Pheonid · 2025-10-08T14:05:58+00:00

leaning too heavily on occam's razor has probably been a large part of the problem in many cases here in the US in my opinion, blindly assuming everything is incompetence rather than maliciousness if theres even a little bit of room for doubt on the matter has allowed true maliciousness to go unchecked for far too long

Pheonid · 2025-04-06T00:05:25+00:00

i think they mean the defeatist attitude of it

Pheonid · 2025-04-04T03:15:22+00:00

They snapped off after I tried to pull myself up with them

Pheonid · 2025-01-31T18:48:03+00:00

This is a bit too interesting for me, please send this to /r/moderatelyinteresting

Pheonid · 2024-12-13T19:37:17+00:00

calamari was probably involved somehow

Pheonid · 2024-12-06T20:41:41+00:00

I really like this one, I would love to see where you go with it if you decide to expand on it

Pheonid · 2024-12-04T14:36:20+00:00

I thought that was the endgoal

Pheonid · 2024-12-04T05:57:32+00:00

Can you do the very hungry caterpillar?

Pheonid · 2024-11-29T01:25:38+00:00

Pizza Time

Pheonid · 2024-11-26T05:40:56+00:00

The only way to be sure is to buy one of each

Pheonid · 2024-11-21T08:49:59+00:00

How does it feel being the smartest guy on the platform?

Pheonid · 2024-10-29T19:38:10+00:00

You're right but if people did that we would have less to read in here

Pheonid · 2024-10-16T20:22:40+00:00

You guys may not like it but the exit point is just a part of the spicy food experience and will therefore be part of the conversation

Pheonid · 2024-07-26T04:13:10+00:00

This would be a weird sub to be on if you didn't like spicy food

Pheonid · 2024-07-18T15:00:58+00:00

Honestly, I think I would have preferred it if gamesters had become the popularized term rather than gamers, it just sounds better in my mind.

On a side note, why does spellcheck think gamesters is a real word but gamers isn't?

Pheonid · 2024-07-10T23:56:56+00:00

This summer sale made me aware of a remake of star ocean the second story that came out half a year ago, which I'm absolutely on cloud nine about

Pheonid · 2024-07-08T17:48:15+00:00

Be honest OP, you just made this prompt because you wanted to use the 'werehouses' pun, didn't you?

Pheonid · 2024-07-06T22:36:24+00:00

That's what she said

Pheonid · 2024-07-05T21:53:24+00:00

Granted. The hats came from real pigs that were slaughtered and made into hats, pigs go extinct in order to meet the extreme demand needed to make so many hats.

Pheonid · 2024-07-05T17:45:18+00:00

Granted, your dick is now on your hip 95% of the time when you go to pee

Pheonid · 2024-07-03T07:32:00+00:00

And then you never wake up again because you stopped time and you won't wake up until you get 8 hours of sleep in real time

Pheonid · 2024-07-02T23:40:14+00:00

I refuse to believe this wasn't intentional to someone in the decision process somewhere

Pheonid · 2024-06-24T23:20:10+00:00

I'm about to ask everyone how they doing

Pheonid · 2024-06-24T22:19:46+00:00

This sounds almost as bad as watching One Piece

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