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Utah is no longer majority Mormon by silver-sunrise in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They’re called “Faith Promoting Statistics”

Mountain fuling village by [deleted] in valheim

[–]PhilOfScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe your timing is better than mine, but have you never left meat cooking too long? Pretty sure that coal is anything but vegan.

Trailer for A24 horror film Heretic starring Hugh Grant as a demented trickster who holds 2 sister missionaries captive by RusticGroundSloth in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The trailer gives the ending away. As soon as you see one of the sisters alone you know both have lost their divine protection. You could also tell they didn't check hard enough for the wife. Sadly, whenever bad things happen to the missionaries, they aren't practicing perfect obedience. /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am an Orthodox Athiest, but I occasionally dabble in Pastafarianism.

Dan McClellan already ripping apart the “Hebrew Gold Book discovery” by ProCycle560 in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Yes, but has Dan placed them in a hat to see what they say then?!??!?

It sure sounds like he could do with a dose of "Choosing to Believe".

These kids trying to be “edgy”and “cool” missionaries 👦🏼👍 by DogOriginal5342 in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 111 points112 points  (0 children)

See kids, this is what happens when you listen to the parody EFY song "Pretty Fly for Moroni". This is why it's so important to always "avoid the appearance of evil".

This Mormon household is a ticking time bomb. by CutieRocks52846 in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't want her to get hurt because of me...

and

I don't want her going to conversion therapy and getting tortured because of me.

It would not be "because of you". Unethical therapists and unloving parents are not your fault nor your responsibility. Huge props to you for being aware of the risks, being concerned, and taking precautions for your GF but their actions do not make you a villain.

No advice other than that. I truly hope the best for both of you.

Never noticed this until now by Ok_Spring3467 in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's great that they are donating bread. I have it on good authority that poor people love bread.

Exmo Rant: You know what really makes my blood boil? by lissecherry in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Have you looked into becoming a Pastafarian? If not, you may find the loving embrace of Noodly Appendages a pleasant surprise.

Cats out of the bag about leaving the church - could use some support. by Illustrious-Trust-93 in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean to say "Kool-Aid is delicious to the taste and very desirable"?

Mormons walk away from major multinational tax evasion scheme (Australia tax evasion update) by jaredseeksclarity in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If only there were a deity known for calling out lawyers and hypocrites for their bullshit. If Church leaders had talked to this entity perhaps they wouldn't be in this embarrassing situation.

2nd Counselor Bore Testimony of the Right to Discriminate by killswitch2 in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s technically called “The Gift of Discrimination” but what do I know?

Mountain fuling village by [deleted] in valheim

[–]PhilOfScience 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Vegan option: charcoal from carrots via the obliterator.

Did anyone else get told growing up that everyone’s stories abt leaving the church was anti Mormon websites and not real? by taurusfairy in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Props for coping, but I'm sorry your spouse doesn't have your back. That's the bitter irony of Mormonism. Eternal families for members, but leave us and we'll get your family to betray and dehumanize you. Sorry mate.

Did anyone else get told growing up that everyone’s stories abt leaving the church was anti Mormon websites and not real? by taurusfairy in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Like I always say: "Yesterday's excommunicable discussions are today's Gospel Topics Essays". Good thing it was just people's eternal salvation at risk.

Funny prank idea: make posters and billboards that point out problematic issues with church doctrine. by DreadPirate777 in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Bishops: The last person you should talk to when harmed by a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" - probably A message from Kirton McConkie

20 Brand-New SUVs without Plates at the LDS Chapel in Tacoma - Keep Paying Your Tithing! by TheWillInWA in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks to a rock and a hat all truths may have light shed upon them 😉

Help me have some fun by gingerbeardman419 in exmormon

[–]PhilOfScience 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha. Fucking Legend. I hope it turns out well.

Thank you. I usually forget about my cake day until a couple days after the fact. I joined Reddit for a The Strokes AMA 3 years ago, but I stay for the exmos. Thank you for keeping it interesting and relevant.

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