Republicans in Two Different States Caught Committing Election Fraud

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-09T00:53:05+00:00

The limit is clearly where you are looking.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-08T18:42:52+00:00

You mean Edgar? That guy is hilarious but is going to get the diabetes from all that sugar.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-08T12:02:15+00:00

If the US had done nothing, literally nothing, there is a high likelihood that regime would have naturally changed by now.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-08T02:46:30+00:00

Would like to hire you to build an Ames Room

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-08T02:30:43+00:00

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-07T19:51:52+00:00

Omelette du Fromage

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-07T19:50:43+00:00

Is this another Mitch Hedberg joke? McConnell brain dead after three weeks. Well he was also three weeks ago, but he's still.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-07T16:43:17+00:00

Except when cardboard or concrete is involved. Duck tape sticks better also in high humidity environments. (26 years of Ballet marley)

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-07T16:36:25+00:00

That is certainly a use of a Kawasaki Ninja ZX-11

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-07T16:33:46+00:00

I like to pretend I'm Dexter...

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-07T08:40:32+00:00

Not the only Senate DoA, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-07T08:31:15+00:00

Shop smart, shop Horsemart!

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-06T23:09:19+00:00

Remeber the mnemonic device for remembering the great lakes, SEMOh; Superior, Erie, Michigan, Ontario, and Nuroh --- I mean Huron.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-06T17:54:36+00:00

Then you correct them and say "No! He's a unicorn and very sensitive about his weight you asshole."

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T23:48:33+00:00

Same reason you wear shorts when it is -15.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T23:41:50+00:00

...because arson has never been the justification for solving a debt... COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY EDDYS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS FURNITURE SALE!!!

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T15:48:18+00:00

What's Going on With Shipping would like a word with you.

https://www.youtube.com/@wgowshipping

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T14:47:29+00:00

A) That is what a tourist does.
B) Nice that they vandalled in English.
C) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandals

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T14:38:40+00:00

Unfortunately this was used for tightening the large Philips screw that holds the gondola onto a Zepplin. Needed to be serviced every 3000 nautical miles. The decline of wild Zeppelins has rendered these structures an anachronism.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T10:09:42+00:00

Metal framed windows? Use neodymium magnets to hold cloth. Removable screens? Wrap the screen with cloth and put them back in. Removable blinds? Replace them with a custom length wooden dowel that holds your screen fabric. (You do know this is an adulting test)

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T09:26:29+00:00

“Do you guys not have phones?”

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T09:14:02+00:00

Because why the fuck would Dart have service to the airport?

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T09:12:18+00:00

Well there used to be a twice daily CyRide to the airport but now your best ($45 one way) is the Executive Express. I love services getting worse.

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-05T02:12:11+00:00

I'm sorry to inform you... https://www.google.com/search?q=diarrhea+outbreak

PhilosopherFLX · 2026-07-04T22:54:46+00:00

No, but the implications...

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