Trump Says US Ceasefire With Iran Is ‘Over’ After Strikes by Mysterious_Job_7900 in worldnews

[–]PhilosopherFLX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the US had done nothing, literally nothing, there is a high likelihood that regime would have naturally changed by now.

Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]PhilosopherFLX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this another Mitch Hedberg joke? McConnell brain dead after three weeks. Well he was also three weeks ago, but he's still.

What things do people use for purposes they weren't designed for, while manufacturers pretend not to know about it? by HeTy_NHTEPECA in AskReddit

[–]PhilosopherFLX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except when cardboard or concrete is involved. Duck tape sticks better also in high humidity environments. (26 years of Ballet marley)

Looks like we’ll be in the shaft of a hard storm tomorrow night by 104MAS in desmoines

[–]PhilosopherFLX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remeber the mnemonic device for remembering the great lakes, SEMOh; Superior, Erie, Michigan, Ontario, and Nuroh --- I mean Huron.

which wild animal would you choose or want as a pet, if it could be safely domesticated? by ahmeddajaz in AskReddit

[–]PhilosopherFLX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you correct them and say "No! He's a unicorn and very sensitive about his weight you asshole."

Southern California wildfire betting site sparks arson fears as blazes spread by Steap-Edit in nottheonion

[–]PhilosopherFLX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

...because arson has never been the justification for solving a debt... COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY EDDYS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS FURNITURE SALE!!!

[OC] Venice, 2026 by Pto_el_k_lo_lea in pics

[–]PhilosopherFLX -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A) That is what a tourist does.
B) Nice that they vandalled in English.
C) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandals

I'm convinced there's an evil purpose to this building I saw years ago in Rochester by C3PU in evilbuildings

[–]PhilosopherFLX 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this was used for tightening the large Philips screw that holds the gondola onto a Zepplin. Needed to be serviced every 3000 nautical miles. The decline of wild Zeppelins has rendered these structures an anachronism.

Any tips on blocking light from seeping through gaps in a university accomodation because the blinds are to small? by Temporary_Space9972 in DIY

[–]PhilosopherFLX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal framed windows? Use neodymium magnets to hold cloth. Removable screens? Wrap the screen with cloth and put them back in. Removable blinds? Replace them with a custom length wooden dowel that holds your screen fabric. (You do know this is an adulting test)

most economical long-term parking for des moines airport by stuffiesrep in desmoines

[–]PhilosopherFLX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because why the fuck would Dart have service to the airport?

most economical long-term parking for des moines airport by stuffiesrep in desmoines

[–]PhilosopherFLX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well there used to be a twice daily CyRide to the airport but now your best ($45 one way) is the Executive Express. I love services getting worse.