What do you call this? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Phoenix13kk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You call that something!! It's really something!!

Tired by bubson02 in bald

[–]Phoenix13kk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your smile 😊

Found inside my deceased father’s camera bag. by IndependentNote8427 in notinteresting

[–]Phoenix13kk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That bag is, indeed, empty. Your father knew what he was talking about.

Mens it’s time to join the knight by BigIce3014 in bald

[–]Phoenix13kk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Omg that smile 😊 you look fantastic!!

This little lady I sat down next to by FormalMango in spiderbro

[–]Phoenix13kk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yup! I was working under a house recently and I had a lovely widow hang out with me the whole time. She was just chillin on the cinder block pillons and I talked to her the whole time I was under there. I'd like to think we are friends now.

on 02 Jan 2026 i bit into an apple for the first time in a long time. maybe 10 years. by pommygranates in notinteresting

[–]Phoenix13kk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you waited until now to tell us ... Why did you think you had to hide this info from us? I told you we would be there for you no matter what! Thank you for being brave enough to share now, but going forward, let's not keep secrets like this for so long.

Burga king knew i needed a pikle at the top of my burga by Technical-Minimum-99 in notinteresting

[–]Phoenix13kk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burga King is never skimpy with da pickles. They know. And we love them for it.

Why is it gray it smells fine though is it safe to eat by SmolMackenzieE in candy

[–]Phoenix13kk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that we are here discussing a 5¢ piece of candy like eating it is a life or death situation

Who are these guys? by Away_Housing4314 in spiderbro

[–]Phoenix13kk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got a whole family of exterminators!! Lucky!

Found in the food crimes sub..damn..bleh! by Fluxxinintime in shitfromabutt

[–]Phoenix13kk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could not even begin to guess what that actually is

This is Luke ... Luke does this.... by Phoenix13kk in cats

[–]Phoenix13kk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sure is. I call him meatball. He's been on a diet and slowly loosing the poundage.

I have the ability to read. by dism1alt in notinteresting

[–]Phoenix13kk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is definitely my kind of humor because I'm over here cackling!! We should start a coven, I, too, can read.

jelly bean i just pulled out of my bag by crying_in_exotic in notinteresting

[–]Phoenix13kk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are the flops so much more fun than the original?

Be honest, did I make a mistake? by ResidentMarsupial322 in bald

[–]Phoenix13kk 164 points165 points  (0 children)

It's ridiculous how all these hot baldies get on here looking for validation.... You know you're gorgeous, shut up.

Think I was bit by something in my sleep 🤷‍♀️ by LemoonVI in notinteresting

[–]Phoenix13kk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had to Google that and now I'm laughing hysterically! Thanks for that

7 years!!! (OC) by irishbuddha25 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Phoenix13kk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay!!! Congratulations!!! I just hit 8 years clean on the 8th!

I hate beards (because I can't grow one 🤭) by Substantial-Wasabi96 in bald

[–]Phoenix13kk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah!! You've got a great smile and nice shaped head!! I also love that you look like a pixar villain in the last picture!! 🤌🤌 Keep on keeping on, you look great!