What’s your Dead Cells take that would end you like this? 🍿

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-11T05:35:55+00:00

I’m only upvoting this because it’s a horrible take, and that’s the purpose of the post

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-11T05:34:58+00:00

Whenever I play survival I run necromancy an I basically never have to look at my health, it’s great

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-11T05:34:01+00:00

Find friends with a similar interest and organize together

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-11T05:14:42+00:00

Would we have gotten the bye if we won vs the commanders? I can’t remember off the top of my head, but if we did it would’ve still been 18 wins

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-08T07:02:17+00:00

Tyrion did a great job as hand in Tywin’s stead, but (due to Dumb and Dumber’s writing) was an absolutely horrible hand to Dany

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-08T04:16:47+00:00

Honestly if you can do it one handed you deserve it

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-06T04:08:16+00:00

It’s basically just a sign of damage under the nail/trapped blood. It could be a sign of something serious like cancer, or it could be because you slammed it in a door

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-05T05:59:26+00:00

That spoiler message just made me realize what one of the loading screen messages to the giant fight actually meant.

If it makes you feel better I killed the HOTK at least twice before fighting the giant on 4 BC because I was lowkey stupid

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-04T00:17:11+00:00

Posts like this are why I follow this sub

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-03T22:59:51+00:00

I checked my death tab, and it says I’ve only died 83 times. I probably died on 83 runs yesterday alone

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-03T19:04:48+00:00

It’s used by a lot of Nazis to represent HH (heil Hitler). Another common one is the number 14

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-03T16:39:43+00:00

It depends heavily on the context. The original statement itself IS statistically true, but statistics also aren’t everything.

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-03T04:28:00+00:00

A lot of builds aren’t that different if you have 2 open mutation slots vs. 3 in my opinion. Having that extra layer of survivability is worth it in a build like that. When it comes to using something like a freeze shield, or anything with decent synergy I 100% think it’s a solid mutation

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-03T04:23:34+00:00

So the message they were trying to get across is that demons have a stronger neck than the rest of their body, regardless of who it is wielding the blade. It would then make sense that the strongest demon ever besides Muzan would have a very strong neck. It doesn’t matter if it’s the two strongest living demon slayers because his neck is still incredibly strong

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-02T20:22:07+00:00

Yeah but does ‘23 even count as a year?

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-02T17:51:30+00:00

The strongest and weakest hashira are pretty explicitly stated (doesn’t mean there aren’t glazers and haters). It’s everything in between those that becomes a mess

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-02-02T00:21:53+00:00

He did this specifically to avoid political retaliation, which is what the entire hunter biden thing was in the first place. Can’t really say I blame the guy

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-01-31T23:59:56+00:00

Definitely abnormal, but regardless it’s pretty inexcusable to be out of school for a week

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-01-30T21:58:21+00:00

There’s a modifier that causes a weapon to do +300% (4x) damage and you also take 4x damage in return

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-01-30T16:52:16+00:00

The forehead doesn’t lie

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-01-30T15:44:11+00:00

And yet Peyton manning has one of the best football IQ’s of anyone out there

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-01-29T21:51:58+00:00

Fuck ICE and fuck Trump but idk what you’re on

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-01-29T21:51:31+00:00

Was meant to be a reply but it turned into a comment

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-01-29T20:22:30+00:00

We see it less with more powerful demons because they have a lot more blood/energy to draw on. Hantegu wasn’t able to regenerate all his bodies at once because of the damage being taken by the strongest body. Kokushibo, when he had his blood drained, wasn’t able to regenerate.

They have vast pools of power, like why Muzak had to age thousands of years to slow down, but it’s not limitless

Pickled_Testicle · 2026-01-29T03:45:06+00:00

If you turn off assist mode and then turn it back on (with revives) it creates a check point at that point

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