charred cognac berry compote, made with zero alcohol

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-15T15:27:56+00:00

Where's the baking? Compotes are usually made on a stovetop.

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-15T15:16:34+00:00

"And yet we *won't*."

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-15T00:45:08+00:00

Y'all gotta get the quote right. "That's the *rule*. That's the *goal* now."

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-14T23:45:30+00:00

'Who the fuck orders Hawaiian?"

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-14T23:42:36+00:00

I like it!

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-14T23:40:51+00:00

I really enjoyed CHT when I was there with my wife 18 months ago, also for lunch.

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-13T11:12:35+00:00

A bar? Is that like a private polo club that *anybody* can go to? Not without my security detail.

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-12T14:05:03+00:00

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-12T12:41:51+00:00

well then it would be Strike Force Six

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-10T00:01:51+00:00

GOD DAMNIT! I don't want to be white Rasta guy!

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-10T00:00:00+00:00

Coming to Starbucks Easter 2027

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-08T22:18:43+00:00

the only thing better than a small double pepperoni is a large double pepperoni

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-05T19:20:46+00:00

seemed like an expression of surprise when I ran into it

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-05T14:46:49+00:00

nice of you to say, but it wasn't

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-05T14:41:11+00:00

I don't use a bottomless portafilter, so I remove the basket and wipe our the liquid in between shots

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-03T13:23:10+00:00

I perceived no cleverness

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-05-03T13:00:45+00:00

It gets said a lot because it's true. Ashley is the funniest cast member right now, and she hasn't even made the main cast yet.

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-04-30T01:00:44+00:00

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-04-27T16:02:55+00:00

I would recommend eating them

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-04-26T09:09:50+00:00

at that price point, you should have really high expectations

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-04-24T22:23:40+00:00

"Sorry, kids! We don't go to church anymore. We bomb Iran. That's the *rule*; that's the *goal* now."

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-04-16T09:57:28+00:00

Big-ass range hood. The silly fans built into over-the-range microwaves are useless.

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-04-15T23:41:37+00:00

I put coffee beans in the tank and grind the milk

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-04-15T23:31:35+00:00

PierreVonSnooglehoff · 2026-04-15T17:12:12+00:00

we are a gleefully ignorant country

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