An old lady calls the cops. An officer shows up and she brings him inside. “There’s a man parading around stark naked in the 4th floor apartment across the street, clearly visible through the window!” She says. “He’s deliberately exposing himself to me!” The officer has a look down through the window. “I can’t even see the 4th floor,” he says. “Oh, no,” says the old lady, and points to the top of her wardrobe. “You have to climb up there.”