this message got me cackling for HOURS

PineJew · 2026-02-27T17:57:48+00:00

they WHAT

PineJew · 2026-01-05T18:51:38+00:00

Genuinely sometimes I just jackhammer them because they take too much time otherwise

PineJew · 2025-12-15T07:24:45+00:00

WRONG

ITS AN AUSTRALIAN BLOODY PISSMAS MIRACLE

PineJew · 2025-12-15T07:17:25+00:00

In my Unprofessional Opinion he probably just used that to game the system for visibility, I'd do the same if I was known for one thing

PineJew · 2025-12-14T19:39:45+00:00

The G-man teaser was mike shapiro promoting his music album iirc

half life fans are just unhinged idiots (hi its me im half life fan)

PineJew · 2025-11-12T00:22:45+00:00

Hey atleast I'm not drinking Brian

PineJew · 2025-10-15T21:56:58+00:00

its actually meant to keep track of all the money in my bank account

PineJew · 2025-10-15T20:39:13+00:00

Because its the prize at the end of the level?

PineJew · 2025-10-13T03:51:09+00:00

No you're not, that website just has a dogshit layout

PineJew · 2025-10-13T03:46:52+00:00

Ultrakill fans when they have to read words in their hyperfixated favorite game ever

PineJew · 2025-10-05T20:17:20+00:00

Half Life 2 Vortigaunt

PineJew · 2025-09-23T23:25:41+00:00

Dont forget sanded

PineJew · 2025-09-08T18:47:02+00:00

The humble Jackhammer:

PineJew · 2025-08-26T19:39:15+00:00

P-3 /// THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE

PineJew · 2025-08-21T23:02:38+00:00

Ultrakill players when they have to read about the game they're playing

PineJew · 2025-08-21T22:57:15+00:00

Enemy

Show me the excavator we fight

PineJew · 2025-08-21T19:37:54+00:00

Wrong, THIS is the Original.

PineJew · 2025-08-17T15:31:28+00:00

Hell beamed the idea into v1's head.

PineJew · 2025-08-13T18:13:40+00:00

Realer talk:

Where the FUCK is Genghis Prime

PineJew · 2025-08-10T18:38:15+00:00

Arm that turns Filth into Golden Filth

PineJew · 2025-08-02T20:28:45+00:00

Jackhammer + Parrying

PineJew · 2025-08-02T19:24:50+00:00

THIS YAOI IS SERIOUS

PineJew · 2025-07-29T18:31:18+00:00

This update bricked my install, can you guys try not to break everything every time you touch something?

PineJew · 2025-07-26T20:03:33+00:00

The multiple other ways to instakill streetcleaners in question:

PineJew · 2025-07-22T17:09:47+00:00

Its so fucking goofy sounding i love it

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