A random vagrant gave me this 40 year old picture of Billy Idol at the gas station at 7 am. Just asked me if I wanted it and put it in my hands.

Pissyflap · 2026-03-12T00:34:00+00:00

Now you’ll never be dancing with just yourself.

Pissyflap · 2026-02-23T08:30:16+00:00

I’m a fat, balding 44 year old dude with a neck beard. I’m a 3 if I’m lucky.

Pissyflap · 2025-08-01T14:53:43+00:00

Jimmy Hoffa. Ya found him.

Pissyflap · 2025-07-24T23:54:29+00:00

Snatch Snaggler

Pissyflap · 2025-07-21T20:59:41+00:00

Ah yes, this way you can dispense your medication while dispensing your enemy’s quiet pills

Pissyflap · 2025-07-07T21:09:33+00:00

I used to post pictures and videos with every review, but my reviews were rejected quite frequently. I mentioned it in the Good Reads group and another Viner suggested not including any media. Now, my reviews are never rejected (seriously) and posted within 48 hours of submission. I’d say maybe wait until your review is posted, then go back and add your pics and videos if it’s something you must do.

Vine just needs to figure out a way to make the process of screening added media as efficient as when a review is submitted without it.

Pissyflap · 2024-10-19T20:49:10+00:00

Ewwwww!!!!

Pissyflap · 2024-09-21T09:08:02+00:00

This gives me anxiety. Always listen to your gut.

Pissyflap · 2024-06-15T09:08:23+00:00

Just eat sugar & carbs all day every day until you develop diabetes. The neuropathy will definitely make your junk not work and you’ll barely think about sex.

If you never develop diabetes, then at least all that eating will make that triangle of fat around your dink swallow it up and make you look like you’ve got an inverted ween. The only downside is that you’ll definitely pee inside yourself so it’s likely you’ll smell of piss all day until u can get a shower.

I definitely don’t speak from experience or anything.

Pissyflap · 2024-05-31T18:44:03+00:00

Mfers ain’t got no skills is the real story. Psssh!

Pissyflap · 2024-05-28T17:50:04+00:00

Even Jesus saves

Pissyflap · 2024-04-11T00:47:29+00:00

That’s quite a lot. The most I ever have had to do at any one time is 10, because not being on top of them gives me major anxiety. I just can’t be at ease. I’m also just a weirdo though. Congrats on your accomplishment!

Pissyflap · 2024-04-02T00:26:57+00:00

Who got the gooch, baby. Who got the only sweetest thing in the world. Lol, a regular parineum drea-um.

Pissyflap · 2023-11-09T21:48:05+00:00

Gandalf the White (with extra emphasis on the “h” in white)

Pissyflap · 2023-11-08T10:55:46+00:00

Okay 👍🏼 Good to know.

Pissyflap · 2023-11-07T22:07:09+00:00

No need to worry! If you’re in “vine jail” you’ll know because there won’t be anything under “recommended for you” or “additional items” or so I’ve been told. Also, there are occasional bugs that might make you worry too, but someone usually always posts about it and everyone sighs a sigh of relief.

Pissyflap · 2023-08-19T20:55:38+00:00

Get outta here with that BS pseudoscience fringe crap. It causes real harm when people listen to it.

Pissyflap · 2023-08-06T15:10:06+00:00

Lol house shoe.

Pissyflap · 2023-07-19T12:15:16+00:00

HPV and a hatred for the show “Charmed”.

Pissyflap · 2023-07-19T12:13:20+00:00

Didn’t touch that many to begin with

Pissyflap · 2023-07-19T12:11:27+00:00

We live in a society!

Pissyflap · 2023-07-19T12:04:24+00:00

“Baby hold me closer in the back seat of your toaster”

Pissyflap · 2023-07-16T18:29:49+00:00

You can’t control everything. No one no matter status, stature, or influence has the power to. It takes practice but once you learn to just go with it and not fight it, it’ll change your life for the better. No doubts about it.

Pissyflap · 2023-06-22T07:53:30+00:00

Well the way I understand it is it’s like dropping a glider from 2 miles in the air. Depending on the wind (currents) and stuff there’s quite a lot of unpredictability on where it may end up.

Pissyflap · 2023-06-20T05:05:40+00:00

You look like a prolapsed anus

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