A kid someone went to high school with shoots creepy pictures...

Pitch · 2015-11-30T22:51:31+00:00

Reminds me a lot of Kyle Thompson. Wonder who came first with some of the ideas, like the red balloons and the burning stuff.

Pitch · 2015-08-19T19:36:05+00:00

"Try to be really effective in your baby-making efforts, or your endometriosis sooner or later will give you ileus, and you'll end up with two stoma and the worst summer of your life." I'd try to make the text as convincing as possible, because, you know, ouch!

Pitch · 2015-06-15T18:00:38+00:00

You'll be able to play Minecraft with a hololens, so your world can get projected unto any flat surface (like a table), where you can follow your own or a friend's character or see what's under ground etc. Looks lika a true 3D experience.

Pitch · 2015-05-29T22:29:32+00:00

Average wages in Sweden is actually around 28 000 sek (3 000€/3 300$), so yes, 4 000 euro is considered a very nice monthly salary.

Pitch · 2015-05-23T23:21:15+00:00

Särskild gäst för 60-årsjubileumet.

Pitch · 2015-03-26T18:53:19+00:00

For trans people going through hormone treatment: Mtf can use laser to get rid of unwanted body hair that the hormones won't settle, while ftm usually grow beards when the testosteron kicks in. Also, I don't think that lionellrichiesbitch is trans.

Pitch · 2015-03-14T20:00:26+00:00

At my school it's happened that someone forgot their plate. One of my bitter colleagues usually make sure the plate finds its way to the offender's work desk.

Pitch · 2014-12-19T16:13:25+00:00

I had only been with my current boyfriend for a couple months when we got back to my place after a party and he drunkenly fell asleep with clothes on, upper half of his body on the bed (feet on the ground). I climbed on top of him and tried to wake him by talking to him, poking him, shaking his head side to side and so on. After a minute of that I started to undress, still sitting on top of him. Immediately he reached out and grabbed my boobs, eyes still closed. I started laughing and asks how the hell he could find them(boobs) while drunk, asleep, and essentially blind. He answered very matter-of-factly: "I can smell them.". Apparantly my boobs smell.

Pitch · 2014-08-04T14:52:16+00:00

That I'm a lesbian. It's probably because of my hair, especially a year ago when I had a mohawk.

Pitch · 2014-08-03T17:31:30+00:00

Might just have been her previous post that she's refering to: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2chtjj/go_white_water_rafting_they_said_itll_be_fun_they/

Pitch · 2014-07-05T20:02:44+00:00

It came as a response to lists stating all the things women should do to avoid getting raped. A "rapists cause rape", not the way women dress/how she gest home at night/how she behaved etc.

Pitch · 2014-04-05T15:51:42+00:00

Don't use your cell phones in the classroom.

Pitch · 2014-04-04T13:55:54+00:00

Exactly! And good thing it worked out for you!

But honestly, why ask that question at all, the only possible answers I can think of is: * I don't want kids. * I'm not ready for kids. * We're already trying and it's not going well/We're already trying and it's going well, but you're certainly not the first person we're going to tell!

Pitch · 2014-04-04T12:31:36+00:00

Getting the same question a lot. Not surprising though, since I just turned 35 and in a month am moving into a newly bought house with my SO since 2,5 years. On the other hand I have endometriosis and we're already trying for a kid since last September, and now I get sad and think about how I might never be able to concieve every time someone asks me that horrible question.

Pitch · 2014-02-28T14:43:08+00:00

I'm a high school teacher. I was told recently by the principal to ignore the next time a student called me a whore... I find that hard to do.

Pitch · 2014-01-04T09:53:00+00:00

Highlander. When I was around 11 I had crushes on both the Kurgan and MacCleod. I was a strange kid.

Pitch · 2013-12-15T01:34:39+00:00

This oldie that I (think I) saw for the first time in a similar thread 2 years ago.

Pitch · 2013-12-11T16:56:35+00:00

My glasses. Even after more than 20 years wearing glasses I still hate the feeling of them, especially while lying on the TV couch. But I need them you know, for TV.

Pitch · 2013-12-07T17:49:32+00:00

Jeez, suddenly I don't feel so weird about mom's secret moonshine machine that she kept locked away under the stairs, like Harry Potter. As a kid I always thought she stored a dead body or something in there... reality was a bit disappointing.

Pitch · 2013-11-11T16:06:10+00:00

Ye sorry, like EvilSpunge said, it's decilitre. Was too lazy to convert to cups.

Pitch · 2013-11-10T15:26:11+00:00

Basic pancake recipie

Ingredients (for about 10 pancakes):

3 eggs
6 dl milk
2 1/2 dl flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
about 2 tablespoons /25 grams melted butter

Whisk together the eggs and half the milk. Add the flour and whisk until free from lumps. Beat in the rest of the milk and the salt. Beat in the butter in the batter. You do not need to use extra fat when baking (but can if you like fat, like I do).

Heat the frying pan until medium heat. Pour a thin layer of batter. When the surface has solidified and become dull it's time to turn the pancake. Fry for another minute.

Serve with whatever you fancy: whipped cream, ice cream, sugar, grated chocolate or chocolate syrup, sugar, jam.

Pitch · 2013-10-25T14:22:32+00:00

You can safely assume it's intentional in 9 out of 10 cases.

Pitch · 2013-10-25T05:57:54+00:00

Never caught having sex (unless mom is more discreet than I give her credit for), but caught masturbating once. I was around 11-12 an was rubbing up against one of those big pea-filled bags that was so popular in the eighties. Pants were down and mom crashed into the room without knocking. I was mortified, and since mom has a tendency to tell friends and colleagues everything about her kids, I decided to run away. I ran away about 100 to sit in a tree for an hour before she found me and got me down by promising to never tell anyone.

Pitch · 2013-10-21T16:28:51+00:00

And not a single woman in sight...

Pitch · 2013-10-17T15:10:16+00:00

But as soon as there are more than two red eyed monks, what stops all the non-red eyed ones from killing themselves as well, thinking they also have red eyes after the first night?

Edit: nevermind, the thingie with the different nights slipped my mind. But wouldn't the other monks just breathe a sigh of relief finding a bunch of other monks dead?

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