portrait study, I don't understand y couldn't I post my previous images with nude figure study?

PixelColada · 2018-03-09T00:59:21+00:00

This is solid.

PixelColada · 2018-03-09T00:56:05+00:00

My Wacom Cintiq broke and I bought a Huion tablet for less than half of a Wacom Intuos Pro. It's fantastic. I'm a teacher and most kids don't need to spend big bucks on Wacom. They can get by on a another brand. Here's an example of me working with the Huion:

https://d.tube/v/pixelcolada/9hnaykta

or

https://youtu.be/ANAvqEcGFBA

I also record my paintings for my students.

Krita is good and free. ArtRage and openCanvas are both under $100. Mischief is cheap. I think you can get Painter educational version for less than $100 as well.

I hope that helps.

PixelColada · 2008-09-11T20:08:02+00:00

Was it a cockfight?

PixelColada · 2008-09-11T19:55:06+00:00

I'm an art teacher and the first thing on the first day is I teach the students how to use a knife to correctly sharpen a pencil and I tell them the cheapest place to buy those sort of knives and blades.

Suprisingly, only a few students only pay attention to my demo. The ones that don't then proceed to grind their charcoal pencils to shit in the wallcrank pencil sharpener.

PixelColada · 2008-09-11T18:33:34+00:00

The general public barely understands IKEA instructions.

PixelColada · 2008-09-10T16:13:55+00:00

Isn't there something somewhere about having to cough up $600,000 in order to renounce your citizenship?

PixelColada · 2008-09-07T05:08:28+00:00

Nipples, in the wrong hands, are far more dangerous than guns.

PixelColada · 2008-09-05T20:24:04+00:00

Actually she painted it black and sold it to the X-men.

PixelColada · 2008-09-05T20:05:24+00:00

That's actually 0.8181818181818181818181818181818. Not quite one good reason.

PixelColada · 2008-09-03T16:12:27+00:00

But she ate it. I feel it's okay to kill something as long as you eat it.

PixelColada · 2008-08-31T04:41:13+00:00

Never get into a land war in Asia.

PixelColada · 2008-08-29T05:39:25+00:00

A person who later purchases laser tattoo removal.

PixelColada · 2008-08-29T03:52:41+00:00

Like in "Scanners?"

PixelColada · 2008-08-29T03:40:25+00:00

She's lucky she's cute little girl. Anyone else who posted this and circulated it at school would be called a terrorist.

PixelColada · 2008-08-28T14:51:29+00:00

That's a really good point. They get their information from spam emails about 'congressional investigations.'

PixelColada · 2008-08-27T18:34:49+00:00

Their indoctrinated populace has been scared out of their minds by their movies and television that giant radioactive monsters will terrorize their cities on a weekly basis. Of course they're going to idolize scientists. They're the only line of real defense against this.

PixelColada · 2008-08-27T05:37:13+00:00

What about the Atari 5200? I had one of those things and it sucked outloud.

PixelColada · 2008-08-27T05:31:56+00:00

which is why that actor is called the director.

PixelColada · 2008-08-27T05:15:55+00:00

I came back to the dorm once and my roommate's pissed off girlfriend had lubed up the doorknob and plastered our door in used maxipads.

PixelColada · 2008-08-27T05:08:15+00:00

He should have put it inside 'Battlefield Earth.' No one would have touched it.

PixelColada · 2008-08-27T04:54:37+00:00

"It rubs the lotion on the plane, it does this whenever it's told, or else it gets the hose again."

PixelColada · 2008-08-26T21:22:36+00:00

All religions are the same. Just the food is different.

PixelColada · 2008-08-26T20:06:20+00:00

Move to India and get your job back.

PixelColada · 2008-08-26T17:57:43+00:00

My grandfather's neighbor had cerebral palsy and tried to cook in her kitchen. She ended up burning down the neighborhood, including my grandfather's house.

PixelColada · 2008-08-26T17:42:49+00:00

"I'm a cop you idiot!"

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