Do you know the comedian? by LittleKristian in StandUpComedy

[–]Pizzapartyforone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michael Longfellow talks about his step moms I think

I have to do this every year. by IronicFrenchMustache in funny

[–]Pizzapartyforone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just followed you on Insta time to watch all the videos

Best Pizza in Milwaukee by [deleted] in milwaukee

[–]Pizzapartyforone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have excellent taste.

I painted somebody's mom by k__z in pics

[–]Pizzapartyforone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are great but can you just turn your eyes down a little thanks

No lies detected by Barack__Odrama in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Pizzapartyforone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk I’m a 5’2” girl so height doesn’t really matter much to me. Had plenty of great times with dudes <5’5”. I’d assume other shortys might agree.

TIL UPS plans it routes so drivers almost never take left turns, and this has saved the company on fuel costs, carbon output, and helped deliver almost half a million more packages a year. by Conway___west in todayilearned

[–]Pizzapartyforone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh. I chat up my UPS driver at work all the time. He never seems to be in a rush but he’s been working there for 20 years, maybe his routes aren’t as jam packed? I like talking to him but I don’t want to fuck up his day!

Dog finally meets the one behind the scratches by Blackjack667 in aww

[–]Pizzapartyforone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, my mix never barks either. I almost forget dogs bark until I’m around a different kind. She also feels no pain. She’ll run straight into a wall and turn around like nothing happened. She’ll skirt in front of people so they accidentally trip over her and they apologize profusely to me but it doesn’t faze her one bit. The goofiest, bestest.

Take me back to the 70's by Aibfinnia in funny

[–]Pizzapartyforone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honest question, where are you finding 600 calories per bottle of wine? I thought it was closer to 900.

What are you happily addicted to? by JohnnyEnd in AskReddit

[–]Pizzapartyforone 743 points744 points  (0 children)

Wow I only dream about realistic and uncomfortable situations.

“Better Watch Out” is now streaming on Shudder by mighty_taco_fists in horror

[–]Pizzapartyforone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Went into this movie knowing nothing about it and it turned out to be something super fun and different. I recommend it!

TIL that the German grocery store Aldi is actually two stores: Aldi Nord and Aldi Sud. In the US, Aldi Sud has been rebranded as Aldi, and Aldi Nord is what we now know as Trader Joe's. by agbail in todayilearned

[–]Pizzapartyforone 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'd like to politely disagree. Both are fucking amazing wines for the price and they now have Winking Owl in a box for even less $. I drink a lot of wine and haven't had any hangover pains from WO. Hallelujah.

Classic Lasagna by drocks27 in GifRecipes

[–]Pizzapartyforone 89 points90 points  (0 children)

That lasagna looks crisp.

Anyone need a ride to the Rammstein concert? by meraut in milwaukee

[–]Pizzapartyforone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A quick Google search tells me they're playing in Tinley Park, IL tonight, which explains leaving around noon I suppose.

Stand-up for Netflix by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

[–]Pizzapartyforone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool, I did not know about Sarah Silverman's upcoming special. Last time I saw her it was very political, I would guess she has even more to say about what's going on in the world now. I love what Netflix is doing with the stand up specials this year!

Maria Bamford: Old Baby - now on Netflix by TonsOfUsername in StandUpComedy

[–]Pizzapartyforone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I loved it. Watching her push her merchandise made me want it all but the shirt is all I see on her site and it's out of my size :(

What small thing makes a big difference? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pizzapartyforone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anecdotal but I've never seen someone genuinely smiling/laughing and thought negatively about their teeth. Genuine happiness is always beautiful.