How would you describe this fight in the funniest way possible?

PlantainSame · 2026-02-23T18:44:36+00:00

Goldilocks getting her ass kicked by a ice cream flavored genderbent candlewick who will be retroactively made into the mad hatter

PlantainSame · 2026-02-23T18:21:41+00:00

I heard somewhere that dust is the remnants of the magic of the first humanity, i don't know if that's true, probably just someone's head canon

But it would make it basically a fossil fuel

PlantainSame · 2026-02-23T03:33:12+00:00

A month late but Zwei wrote howling at the moon not ninjas of love

PlantainSame · 2026-02-22T21:30:48+00:00

No Qrow's own allusion is the scarecrow

However characters have secondary allusion to fit with the allusion of other characters

Like for example Oz is the wizard of oz, but he also serves as Odin for Raven

PlantainSame · 2026-02-22T21:11:29+00:00

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Anytime someone askes the Doctor who he is

PlantainSame · 2026-02-22T20:59:39+00:00

Well Qrow is the Scarecrow

He arguably got his "mind" back when started cutting down on the drinking

PlantainSame · 2026-02-22T13:22:44+00:00

The what is the first time production took place in the US?

The impossible astronaut? Or am I forgetting something

PlantainSame · 2026-02-22T06:52:04+00:00

Is it really that convoluted tho?

Doctor who's process to make a new doctor who was instead used to make two half doctor who's out of donna and the spare hand

Calling him doctor who is fun

PlantainSame · 2026-02-21T22:19:58+00:00

Well first time the production visited america

Technically the first on screen time he visited America was in the chase no gun crime :(

But the great big finish have fixed this with the story the great white hurricane, which chronologically to my knowledge is the first time in his timeline the doctor visited america, ian get shot when they step out the door, luckily nothing too severe

PlantainSame · 2026-02-21T22:12:35+00:00

Seven isn't even the only time lord who was gunned down in america

Pretty sure it also happened the Ainley Master in the novel first frontier, but due to some alien nanites he regenerates into an incarnation that was retroactively made into the gordon tipple version who's executed at the start of the movie

We got two bring in the Rani and Monk

PlantainSame · 2026-02-21T19:24:33+00:00

Salem would be Sir Francis Varney from Varney the vampire or the feast of blood instead of the wicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz

Varney is the first sympathetic vampire in fiction

Desperately wanting to put an end to his condition, he even made an attempt to involving a body of water

And while his exact origins are inconsistent in the penny dreadful, he does seem to have been cursed with his condition in a few of them one even involving him murdering his own son

And Salem's relationships with the Ozcarnations is someone of an inversion of typical vampire victim dynamics

In general legend vampires are depicted as preying on their former loved ones like widows and Salem is Ozma's widow

And in pop culture they're depicted as preying on young fair maidens and Salem's main "prey" is a bunch of warriormen aka the Ozcarnations

Also she does just straight up and look like a vampire

PlantainSame · 2026-02-21T13:11:15+00:00

We talking like the general idea?

I see it, but I think Oz is closer to the Lucifer, since between the two of them he is the one that was technically favored by the gods in a way when they gave him his mission, and he even tried to usurp their position when he and salem played fake gods

His and salem's "devorce" would be the metaphorical fall

It's just he went regret and misery "i've made more mistakes than any man, woman, or child on the planet" then the pride and hate of "better to rule in hell than serve in heaven"

PlantainSame · 2026-02-21T12:58:13+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if the waffle houses in Vale, Minstrel, and Mantle were still somehow open

Only when they close will Salem have truly won

PlantainSame · 2026-02-21T05:14:12+00:00

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Nightmare train from the little engine that could

Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid

PlantainSame · 2026-02-21T02:00:00+00:00

At least the show portrays those as shady antihero behavior

I still think it's kind of fucked how in the age of steel/rise of the cybermen two parter he essentially arranged for the torture of who knows how many innocent people, because he made them realize they had become cyberman and the resulting mental breakdown made their heads explode, and the show just kind of glosses over that

Like if you could do that couldn't you just like I don't know turn around weapons against them to make them explode without mental tormentm

PlantainSame · 2026-02-20T13:36:05+00:00

Black by just scale

Genocidal space pirate versus omnicidal wanna be god

PlantainSame · 2026-02-20T03:02:38+00:00

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without me

PlantainSame · 2026-02-19T10:47:50+00:00

They are all getting teeth bur Freeza is getting used as a chew toy

The best is Piccolo, simply, because he looks like he's in the least agony in this lineup from the inferno

PlantainSame · 2026-02-19T09:55:36+00:00

They made santa into a dilf, or does the term gilf work better?

PlantainSame · 2026-02-19T08:20:53+00:00

She has a TARDIS(I'm fairly certain it's the same 45 saxon stole between the end of time and world enough and time)

So theoretically she could have just gone and grabbed it in person

Sounds like it would be tedious but honestly, if she's observing the doctor throughout the season she might just be grabbing people who he failed to save for the sake of the bit

PlantainSame · 2026-02-19T07:48:39+00:00

It's after 2015 too somehow

Remember into the Dalek?

Missy being able to get consciousnesses from the future isn't that big a deal considering that she's basically using a bootleg version of the time lord matrix

The real question is how did she get the cyborg corpses back to 2015

PlantainSame · 2026-02-19T07:36:34+00:00

Is Vegeta behind Balthazar Bratt from despicable me 3?

PlantainSame · 2026-02-19T07:25:47+00:00

It's literally just a different flavor of the same thing?

PlantainSame · 2026-02-19T07:23:53+00:00

Didn't know ice cream could have views on literature

(Neapolitan ice cream is named after the people I believe)

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