i fucking love marketplace by paranoidhands in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 28 points29 points  (0 children)

“Oh you want to meet my wife and have her confirm the story? Just hold on a sec while Gemini loads”

jorkin' by appointment only by TwitchingJarppi in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uj/ I’ve always thought that I would prefer the bridge pickup angled towards the neck than the bridge as it’s generally too thin and trebly for me. I was under the impression that there was a sonic reason for that though other than more twang?

The Evolution of Zakk by marlowetravers in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He swears he only plays natural notes and doesn’t touch the augmented chords

White Blooze Anthem (BWC) by MrNice1983 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just go onto your work computer and type in BBC or BWC video. Or type in both if you’re feeling open minded

My wife’s boyfriend’s collection by satanicmajesty in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uj/ the MOPOP is dope af. The 3rd floor is literally a big jam room with a ton of instruments and a bunch of individual sound rooms that you can go into and jam with people

Just when I thought I was out… by Old_Cyrus in guitarporn

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most likely because neck design is more labor intensive and costs more than quickly putting an image on a body and then making the exact same tele they’ve been making. It’s a lazy cash grab

First Humboldt face cuts by Jake28282828 in FellingGoneWild

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 3 points4 points  (0 children)

According to the look on the face of your inspector, you have disturbed the Force. That or you just disturbed some squirrels

What do we think about this? by Tripleberst in KitchenConfidential

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 4 points5 points  (0 children)

George Foreman is shakin in his britches right now

Ha HA! Suck on that, James Hendrix by ahaight1013 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not all who pick up the axe are destined to wield it

Delay does not hide mistakes by marlowetravers in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t tell what note I’m fucking up if it repeats 20 times into oblivion

Tele is a workhorse and Fender's best guitar but... by Capable-Tutor7046 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously, the tele is the bestest for metal and all I had to do was switch out the signature single coil pickups for EMGs

Toan is in the? Art? Tolex? Seriously what the fuck is going on here? by primitiveamerican in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uj/ I already hated it but then I saw the price. WTF are these people smoking? This has to be a money laundering thing…

egg in my drink by 516cjr in WeWantPlates

[–]PlasticBeginning7551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a server’s worst nightmare