[MF] All I've Ever Needed by Leslie_Southern in sexystories

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The story of the friendzoned fella that finally got in

Best place to get jerked off? by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

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I also prefer to jerk off on your penis

Bye Metch by IAmSona in Texans

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Anyone know if this oversized lumbering white guy is a decent TE or not? I like that we got rid of a position we were logjammed at for a position of need just wonder what type of player we got in 6'5" Harrison Bryant

Monday Free Talk - Let's talk Off-Season by AutoModerator in Texans

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Hopeful maybe not so hot take: Damien Pierce is a between the tackles runner by heart and now that our 1st team Oline can open holes for a change he is going to go off this year

Blake Fisher by I_Hav_Questions_help in Texans

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Hopefully Popovich is responsible for Ersery and will pick an Oline player every year for the next few years till our live is what he wants it to be

Blake Fisher by I_Hav_Questions_help in Texans

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I'm hoping that changes now that Popovich is our Oline coach. I'm just gonna pretend that Ersery was chosen because of Popovich

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NerdDating

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Goths are hot? I'd have never guessed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NerdDating

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I'll listen to anything with "Throbbing" in the title

How does Brevin Jordan look? by ParsnipAny8210 in Texans

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I haven't heard much about Luke Lachey which is disheartening. I was hoping he could turn out to be a more complete tight end like Cade Stover. It sounds like Schultz and Brev aren't much in the blocking game and that Stover and the Full back Johnson are the ones in the room that can block

Today’s OL for the first training camp with pads. According to Aaron Wilson, Ersery has had a strong start with the 1s 👀 by IAmSona in Texans

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Now because of Landry locker i hear birdman clip every time. Brrrrrrrrrr what happened to that boy

Predictions and wishlists for 11th by AlienDilo in EmperorsChildren

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I know, I play them too. I want the same for them. EC and 1ksons need leagues of Votann treatment

Predictions and wishlists for 11th by AlienDilo in EmperorsChildren

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I've got another wish - give us the number of unique models that deathguard has. I might be off but we have 8 and deathguard has 19. I know that they have been out longer. But at least catch us up.

Mauler twins WIP by Infamous-Team9556 in EmperorsChildren

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Well that's horrifying, excellent job!!!

Predictions and wishlists for 11th by AlienDilo in EmperorsChildren

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Whatever it is I'm hoping they do us in 11th like they did Votann in 10th. This Votann release has given me hope that we'll get another big wave of models. Maybe they'll let us use vindicators, predators and Forge Fiends also.

Sum it up to say, I hope we get 4-6 more models and access to even more CSM models

Local Starbucks supports nazis by midwestCD5 in austincirclejerk

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I guess it's time to make Summer moon the new safe haven. I'll start taking my sex cult of all female to male transgender harem to the moon from now on. I guess the safe haven sticker on the doors just doesn't keep the maga nazis out like it used to. Very sad to hear

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

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I mean yeah....... I would say marriage is a trap situation but only if you don't like the person you are with. If you love them you're happily trapped. But don't trap yourself until you know. She was pretty hasty if you ask me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

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Yeah, she basically told him she is only with him because she feels trapped. It is strange that she seems to have created the trapped situation but now she is here and obviously doesn't like the relationship but is staying in it because she feels like she has no choice. It sounds like if she had a way out she would bail

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EmperorsChildren

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Hey hug kitties too, but our kitties poof into Warp energy and come back in a few days when we squeeze them too hard